Authoress: Well, they wanted more, I guess they get it

Zoe: Oh crap

Jareth: This is never good

Disclaimer: I don't own Labyrinth, and if I were to say I did the lawyers can't really get anything out of me. I'M DEAD BROKE MAN!!

Full House Beats All

Captain Jareth?!

"So we just press the little button on your watch and we get transported to the next dimension?" Shane asked. Kelli nodded. The group stood in the middle of a clearing in the forest. Sarah was still ignoring Jareth.

"Well, what are you waiting for?!" Torrance asked. Kelli pressed the little silver button on the side of her watch and the whole group disappeared in a puff off smoke.

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There was a series of coughing before everyone got a clear view of where they were. They had landed on the deck of an abandoned ship. Shane got up and looked around.

"Uh oh," she muttered. The others got up and looked too.

"This is not good," Leah said.

"HEY! I know that ship. It looks just like the ship in Pirates of the Carib- oh shit," Kori stopped. The famous Black Pearl was sailing towards them. Luckily the mysterious (and kinda stupid) fog was not following it. That meant Jack was now or still is the captain.

"So what do we do now?" Jareth asked. The girls smiled evilly. They grabbed a flag with the Jolly Roger on it and flew it up the pole. Finding the nearest hat they put it on Jareth's head.

"Jareth you have now been promoted to Captain, get behind the wheel thingy," Leah said.

"I believe that's called the helm," Jareth corrected her.

"Does it look like I care?" Leah asked with a scowl.

"Right," Jareth said and went to the helm. Shane kept a look out on the Black Pearl that was getting dangerously close.

"So what do we do?" Brittany asked.

"You dress up like a wench and go clean something," Virginia said.

"Ok, wait, HEY! What is that supposed to mean?!" Brittany yelled and almost tackled the starving singer.

"Fight later, we have a pirate ship to deal with," Shane said. They were all already dressed in the appropriate pirate garb. Shane, Jareth, and Sarah were the only ones who had swords.

The Black Pearl pulled up beside the other ship. The other sailors on the boat looked over to the dark red ship.

"Ahoy!" Shane called, "You passing by?" she asked cheerfully. Suddenly Jack sauntered onto the deck, looking as drunk as ever (AN: Like that's new).

"Who you be?" he called over.

"Not a very big vocabulary, huh?" Kelli asked Torrance.

"We are just simple pirate crew, we kinda just got started," Shane said with a sweet smile.

"Literally," Jareth muttered.

"This is our fearless captain, Captain Jareth Contez," Sarah said and pointed to Jareth. He looked absolutely stunned and threw a glare at Sarah, she just smiled back. Jack considered the crew for a moment.

"All woman, but one? Unless of course you prefer to be considered a woman," he asked Jareth. There was snickers from the crews.

"Are you planning to stay?" Jareth asked impatiently.

"Actually, yes," Jack said and hopped over to the other ship. A lot of the girls were uneasy. Jack looked around for anything. Brittany was lounging on the railing of the ship and ignored Jack as he passed by.

"Jar- um Captian we should be going now," Kelli said and secretly pointed to her watch.

"Alright, Captain Jack, am I right?" Jareth asked, Jack nodded. "We must be going now. It was nice meeting you," Jareth pushed Jack towards his boat.

"But I haven't met your whole crew," Jack said.

"Trust me that's a good thing," Jareth said secretly. Jack turned out of Jareth's hands.

"Are you embarrassed of your crew?" he asked. Jareth sighed in frustration.

"Yeah, Jareth are you embarrassed of us?" Sarah asked. Apparently she was still a little ticked off about the Legolas thing. Suddenly there was a scream. Brittany, being the clutz that she was, fell off the railing.

"Itwasnicemeetingyougoodbye!" Shane said rather quickly, pushed Jack back on his boat and went towards the railing Brittany had fallen off of. Funny thing was that there was no splash.

"Wasn't there supposed to be a quiet shattering splash?" Torance asked.

"You watch to much cartoons," Kelli shook her head.

"WHO CARES?! If we don't get one of the main characters back the director will kills us!" Shane said. They all rushed to the side of the boat. This is supposed to be humor and since all the characters were at one side of the boat it of course started to tip.

"Quick to the other side!" Jareth said. So they rushed to the other side. This repeated itself a couple times before they decided to send half on each side. Kelli looked over the side.

"Oh well that explains it," she said. On the side of the boat was large glowing vortex thingy (for lack of better word).

"What do we do now?" Kori asked.

"WE JUMP!!" Kelli said and jumped over the side. One by one they others plugged there noses and jumped.

"Geronimo!"

"Geronimo!"

"AHHHH!"

"I'm too young to die!"

"I still have a singing career to restart!" (AN: Wonder who that was.)

"All's well that ends well."

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Not the End

Authoress: Yes I know you all hate me.

Zoe: Well, not all of us

Jareth: Just most of us

Authoress: I've got a lot of stories so sue me!

Lawyers: poof Gladly

Jareth: Good going big mouth

Authoress: Oh shut up

Zoe: PLEASE REVIEW!!