Authoress: I love you all!! (glomps reviewers)

Zoe: Down GIRL!!

Jareth: Is she always like this?

Authoress: YES!

Zoe: I can't believe the government trusts her with a computer

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN LABYRINTH!!! Do I have to repeat this every chapter?

Chapter 8

Let's Do the Time Warp… AGAIN!!

"AHHHH!!" SLAM!

"OW! Jareth get off me!!"

"That's not me!!"

"Torance get your elbow out of ribs!"

"Then get your foot out of my stomach!"

"Hey that's my foot!"

"That's going to leave a mark."

"Uh guys."

"Why is it so dark here?"

"Who cares, get off me!"

"Guys!"

"Kelli where'd we land?"

"I can't see anything, Jareth get off me."

"GUYS! SHUT UP!"

"What is it Shane?"

"Look up," Shane said with a meep. They all looked up (if they could). Right next to there human pile was a mummy looking gloomily down at them (dead of course).

"AHHH!!" The whole group screamed and ran to the nearest exit. There they stood in the middle of a dessert. Behind them was a tomb.

"Ok, who votes we never do that again?" Kori asked. There was a chorus of 'Aye's' and they looked around.

"If that was a mummy, we must be in Egypt somewhere," Kelli said.

"You mean to tell me we are in the middle of a desert?!" Torance yelled.

"Yes," Kelli asked simply.

"Oh," Torance's shoulders slumped, "This is so going to fry my hair."

"Well, we might as well start walking," Shane said.

"Which way?" Sarah asked. Jareth grinned and opened his mouth to say something, "Say anything about that damn hole and I'll strangle you, fae or no fae." Jareth shut his mouth.

"Let's just start walking," Kori suggested. The sun started setting.

"That's convenient," Shane said. "Well the sun is setting that way," she pointed to the direction, "So that's west. Which means that way is east," she pointed the opposite direction.

"Eureka she does have a brain!" Kori said. She pulled out a doggie treat and threw it at Shane. She caught it in her mouth.

"Ok, for the record, that was off," Sarah said and started walking east.

"How do you know where to go?" Jareth asked.

"I beat your Labyrinth, didn't I?" she asked.

"Oooo DISS!!" the other girls said together.

"Shut up," Jareth shot and started to follow Sarah.

"Lover's quarrel," Torance whispered.

"Your life story," Shane retorted.

Two Hours and a few dunes later…….

"Don't worry guys," Kelli said, "Just another dune and we'll be in a town."

"YOU SAID THAT THREE DUNES AGO!!" Shane yelled at her.

"Can't we just press the silver button on Kelli's watch?" Jareth asked. Everyone crowded around Kelli. She looked down at her watch and then laughed nervously.

"Uh, the batteries are dead." Anime face fault.

To make a long story short (too late) they made it to Cairo

"Cool, Cairo, Egypt," Shane said.

"Problem, Egypt in the 1400's," Kelli said. The group groaned and entered the city. "Let's find something to eat." After being chased by guards, random people, and a few crazy monkeys they got a hold of some fruit.

"This is actually pretty good," Sarah said.

"Not important right now," Kelli said, "We have to find some batteries!" she said and started pacing.

"And how, pray tell, are we supposed to find batteries this early in the times?" Torance asked.

"I don't know but we better look," Kelli said.

Three hours and a Few shops later……………….

"Jareth you find anything?" Shane asked as the group regrouped.

"Just a few weird objects and a very ticked off guy in bandages," Jareth shrugged.

"Look what I found!" Brittany yelled and held up a shiny gold Egyptian lamp. As usual no one cared and they started talking about how hot the weather was. "Fine, I thought it was pretty. It just needs some shining." Like every good story with a magical lamp a genie popped out of a lamp.

"I will grant you seven wishes!" it boomed. Everyone was paying attention now.

"Seven? I thought it was three?" Shane asked.

"Look, I could give you none. I don't make the rules I just work here," the genie said. The others nodded and agreed.

"Ok I wish-" Brittany began.

"HEY!" Jareth yelled, "I make the wishes here! This is my fanfic! Butt out!" Jareth threw a crystal at the genie and he plus the lamp disappeared. It ended up in an overrated Disney movie years later.

"JARETH!!" Everyone yelled at him.

"Hey," mysterious voice said. Everyone looked to the dark alley next to them. "You need something? Secret coins? Dead mummies? Cursed stuff that stupid tourists buy? Conveniently placed batteries that don't really belong in this time zone?"

"YAY!" The group cheered.

"How much?" Kelli asked.

"100 yen," the masked guy said.

"Wait aren't we in Egypt?" Kori asked.

"Hey I don't make the rules, toots, I just work here (AN: DAMN SKIPPY!). Ask the weird Authoress that sometimes pops up," he suggested. Suddenly there was a flash and a cloud of glitter sprayed everyone.

"I DON'T POP! I POOF!! And the glitter is Jareth's fault! Check the movie! He uses glitter!" the Authoress yelled. The girls looked to Jareth. He folded his arms over his chest.

"WHAT?! I liked the way it looked, ok?!" Anime sweat drop.

"Ok, we got the batteries," Kelli said. "Can we go now?"

"Yes," the Authoress said and 'poofed' away.

Authoress: That was fun!

Zoe: That was pointless

Jareth: That was annoying

Authoress: Ok please review!