A/N: Here's the next chap! Kikyo this time! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Lord knows what I'd do with it if I did.

"Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…."

"That voice has an evil aura and…" Kikyo started to drone in a monotone.

"Kikyo…has AIDS…"

"That is absurd…I don't even know what AIDS are vile one…the evil aura is…" Kikyo continued to drone in a monotone.

"Gezze, you sure are boring…What did Inuyasha see in you in the first place?"

"We had a usury, symptom, dysphasia, and a dukedom relationship and it was very sojourn," Kikyo said with big dictionary words that no one understands. (take note that I looked those words up randomly from a dictionary)

"O…K…Kikyo…has never shaved her legs once in her life…or afterlife."

"Uhm…" Kikyo looked around nervously.

"Ohhh…so that's why you wear those long pants all the time!"

"No, I wear these pants because I'm a miko. Why blah could blah blah miko blah blah," Kikyo droned.

"OH GAWD! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! THE BORNINGNESS IS KILLING ME! GRAHHHHHjlngdjlngfklfdahbgm!" A loud thud was heard.

"blah…" Kikyo had a flat look on her face.

"Ahem. Were having a bit of trouble here, since out regular announcer…uh, had a mental breakdown. I'll be your new announcer Bob. PRAISE ME!" a nazely voice said.

"I blah blah blah…" Kikyo said looking superior.

"Kikyo…never learned to tie her shoes…"

"But I blah don't have blah shoes," Kikyo blahed.

"Does it look like I care?"

"I blah can't blah see you blah."

"Again, I don't care!"

"Hell shall drag thy unholy corpse down with and see that blah is blah!"

"Uh…what? Ah well. Kikyo…has an imaginary friend named Henry Lois Frank-Fred the 1st."

"W-what? How do you know about H.L.F.F.T.1! ….My love, he knows about us!" Kikyo whispered to nothing beside her.

O.o "Scared…very scared…"

Kikyo turned to nothing and started to make out with herself.

"….I think I may be scarred for life…Kikyo…is related to Frankenstein."

"Who is this blah Frankenstein you speak of blah," Kikyo asked as soon as she was done with her little 'make out session'.

"He's…well, I should show you! Bring him out boys!"

Some big burly men brought out a huge cage and set it in front of Kikyo.

"Ok now, you guys got the bug zappers ready?" One of the men asked. The others nodded.

"Bug zappers? What about the tasers?"

"Oh, our budget couldn't afford it so we had to go for something a little bit cheaper," The second man said.

"Oh…Ok then. Just let the stupid thing out then!"

"Ok, ok! Like, let open it boys! Teehee!" The third…man said. The other two men got on each side and opened it slowly to reveal…

"WHAT! What's Michael Jakson doing there!"

"It's the budget! We couldn't get anything better! We thought that he would be good enough," The first man reasoned side glancing M.J as he grabbed his crotch in many numerous ways.

"Like yeah! Our like budget like sucks! Oh no! I think I like broke a nail! Gasp!" The third…man(?) Gasped and started to jump in one spot.

"YEAHHH! How's it (crotch grab) going! We can all get through this (crotch grab) with LOVE!" M.J said dancing as the tiles lit up under his feet.

"Uh...This is going nowhere…is it?"

"EEK! Get away! Get away! Your fancy moves and lighting up tiles are BLINDING me!" Kikyo said backing away and covering her eyes.

"Come on! Let dance the night AWAY!" M.J said grabing his crotch again and dancing around Kikyo making the tiles light up around her.

"Uh…Know you know Kikyo…I guess O.o"

"ARG! No! The light! It BURNS! I'm melting!" Kikyo yelled falling to the floor and twitching.

"Uhm, yeah…THE END!"

A/N: Yes…and that's the chapter! Sorry to all the M.J fans! Anyway, hope you liked it! And about the Henry Lois Frank-Fred the 1st. He was my friends dearly departed little tree that got chopped up with shovels by some guys in her class. She had a small piece of his branch left to remember him by, but her brother threw it away. Poor H.L.F.F.T.1. Yeah, well, R&R! Bye!