A/N: Hey! I'm finally updating! It's a miracle! And I have a new penname! It's Neko Saruwatari now! Sorry for not updating in SUCH a long time. I've been so busy I haven't even been able to write a single word lately, let alone a new chapter. So sorry for the wait! Hope you enjoy the new chapter! It's Miroku this time!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha

"Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…"

"Who's there? Is it an incredibly beautiful woman!" Miroku said a grin spreading across his face.

"Miroku…My only son."

"Wait a minute…I'm not your son! Actually, my fathers dead! Why did you call me your son!" Miroku asked scratching his head.

"Okay then, Miroku…My only daughter."

"What are you talking about! I'm definitely not a girl! Although I take interest in very pretty girls…" Miroku said another grin appearing on his face.

"Miroku…likes to wear pink, frilly panties."

"I wouldn't be caught dead in that! Although some of the women I've met wouldn't mind…"

"It's true! Your such a hentai!"

"It's a gift." He said shrugging with a smile.

"I guess I'll try something different, Miroku…wishes he could be a male stripper at a gay bar."

"GAH? What the hell! Man, I do NOT drift that way and never will!" Miroku said after spitting out the water he just got into Jaken's face. Jaken took the bottle from him with a grim look.

"I hate my job…" Jaken sighed walking off.

"Then why did a gay kid I know keep yakking about a gorgeous male stripper named Miroku?"

"Hey! Other people might be named Miroku!"

"I highly doubt that gay stripper boy."

"No fair…" Miroku said with a pout. Rabid screams could be heard from outside.

"AGH! No! The fan girls! GUARD!"

"On it!" the new guard, Jakotsu said taking out his sword with an evil smile.

"Oh, and before I forget! Meet me after the show sexy!" Jakotsu said waving in Miroku's direction.

"….Even gay guys like me…Great…" Miroku said inching away.

"AHEM! Miroku…like to go to naked beaches…"

"Damn straight!"

"….for 60 or older residents."

"W-WHAT! Ok! That only happened once! And it was a mistake! A MISTAKE! OH GAWD! THE MEMORIES!" Miroku screamed grabbing his head and sinking to the floor in a fetal position. He started to suck his thumb and rock back in forth.

"Well, looks like you enjoyed yourself there…"

"I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!" Miroku said in between thumb sucking.

"O…K…Miroku…Uh, oh crap! I forgot what I was going to say!"

"Huh? Hey! Your not supposed to forget what you were gonna say! For Buddha's sake! You're the announcer!" Miroku said getting up from the floor.

"Well even announcers forget things Mr. Stripper boy!"

"Don't call me that!"

"Miroku…loves to wear pretty dresses."

"No I don't! I wear robes! ROBES!" Miroku yelled jumping up displaying his robes.

"Miroku…likes to chew on Inuyasha's ears."

"No I don't! Besides, they're covered in fur!" Miroku gagged.

"Okay, Miroku…coughs up fur balls from chewing on Inuyasha's ears."

"Ugh…will you ever stop!" Miroku yelled running his hands through his hair in frustration.

"No."

"I'm suing…" Miroku mumbled plopping back into the chair.

"Miroku…likes to eat Kagome's nail clippings."

"What! Who told you that lie!"

"Sango did, and it's not a lie."

"Really? Oh, is she here!" Miroku said rubbing his hands together.

"(sarcastically) No, she's at my hotel, waiting for me to be done here."

"….Wah? ….I'll kill you! Get down here!" Miroku yelled once again jumping up and positioning his wind tunnel.

"What if I don't what to?"

"Then I'll find you! I WILL…." Miroku said in a squid ward voice.

"Yeah right, why don't you go chew on Inuyasha's ears while your at it."

"I don't do that! When I find you I'll-"

"Try on another one of your pretty dresses?"

"NO!" Miroku yelled his arms flailing everywhere.

"Know you know Miroku…"

"They don't know anything! They were all lies, LIES! Come back here! I want my agent! I'm going to kill you if I ever find you!" Miroku yelled running up to the camera.

"Which you won't."

"I will find you if it's the last thing I do! (camera starts to move away) Hey! Come back I'm not finished yet! I don't eat Kagome's toe nail clippings! I never did anything that he said!" Miroku yelled desperately running all over.

"Done my shift!" Jakotsu said happily walking in. Miroku stiffened.

"And I see my sexy monk has waited for me! Come here my little love puff!" Jakotsu said running up to Miroku.

"Oh dear gawd….NOOO!" Miroku yelled his eyes widening as he ran out, Jakotsu in close pursuit.

"But my sexy love bunny! I thought you stayed for me!" Jakotsu yelled after him chasing. Miroku screamed girlishly as he ran.

"That's the spirit Miroku!" Laughing could be heard from seemingly nowhere.

"HELP!"

A/N: Another chapter finally done! I've been so busy lately, it nice just to write some humour. Well, I hoped everyone enjoyed! You know the drill! Please review! Later!