Authoress: I've been gone too long.
Zoe: Yeah, and your leaving again

Authoress: SHHHH!!!

Jareth: Oops

Authoress: Please don't kill me reviewers. I've been really busy
Zoe: Semester finals.
Authoress: Yeah
Jareth: ?
Authoress: (tackles Jareth) SHUT UP!!!

Disclaimer: I only own the crazy girls in this fic! PS I live in the city their going to.

Full House Beats All

Sin City Here We Come!

Bright light, screams, and a big bam. You know the drill! The group this time landed on the sidewalk of a deserted neighborhood.

"Where the hell are we?" Jareth asked, standing up and dusting himself off. The girls stood too. Suddenly they were almost run over by a bus that stopped in front of them. The door opened and two blondes were smiling down at them.
"Oh crap!" the group screamed and were magically pulled into the bus. They were slammed into the seats and the seat belts wrapped around them. The blonde that wasn't driving, stood up and addressed them all.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We decided to take this little trip in a new direction," she said and the other started up the bus.
"ROAD TRIP!!" she yelled and the bus came to life. She drove passed cars and trucks and different vehicles so fast you couldn't tell where they were. Suddenly the bus stopped so fast that the blonde standing up was thrown forward.

"Sorry, Zoe," the driver said as she looked over her.
"S'alight," she groaned and got up. The doors opened and the group filed out. In front of them was a large lighted sign that read 'Welcome to Las Vegas'.

"Zoe's your tour guide for now, seeya later!" the bus drove off and disappeared.
"She scares me," Kori said.
"Try livin' we her," Zoe whispered. "Well let's get started!" she said.

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"NO JARETH! I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED BY ELVIS!!" Sarah screamed. As they exited the drive threw chapel (AN: This is real by the way).

"It was just a suggestion," he muttered as they walked towards the Luxor. (AN: FYI: Giant pyramid!).

"Not more Egyptian stuff!" Virginia whined. Zoe pushed them inside. After getting Jareth to stop poking the machines their tour guide finally got them to the theatre.
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They came out with popcorn and the 3D glasses on. "That was awesome," remarked Kelli.
"Now onto to the Mirage!" Zoe said and pushed them into another bus.

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"The sharks won't eat you," Kelli said to the shivering Brittany, as they went through the shark tunnel. "They are behind the protective glass." She said and flicked the glass. Crack . OO.

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"They came out of the casino with drenched clothes and they all glared at Kelli. "'They're behind the glass', you said!" Brittany yelled. "'It'll be ok', you said!"

"Oh shut up!" Kelli said and threw a towel in her face.

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"So what is this called again?" Jareth nearly had to yell over the clunking of the cart they were sitting in.

"It's called a roller coaster!" Zoe called back.

"OH!" he yelled back. Then the roller coaster went down the slope. All was doomed. They came off the roller coaster and swayed slightly.
"New York, New York roller coaster ride 5$," Kori said.

"'I love NY' t-shirt, 9$," Kelli continued.
"Hearing the Goblin King scream like a girl, priceless," Sarah smiled slyly. Jareth glared at her and the others laughed. (AN: Ok so that wasn't all mine).

"Ok, people no time to chat!" Zoe said, who suddenly had a mega-phone. OO.

"She scary," Torrance whispered.

"And now she's louder," Leah said. Zoe then screamed in their ears.
"I SAID MOVE OUT!!"
"AHHHH!"

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"I think I'm going to be sick," Kori put her hand over her mouth and ran off. The others just enjoyed the scenery from that high. They stood on the observation deck of the Stratosphere (AN: Really tall sky scraper that looks like a UFO with a needle on it).
"She have a thing with heights?" Zoe asked. The other girls nodded. Zoe shook her head.
"Zoe, can I throw Jareth off?" Sarah asked abruptly.
"No," she answered without looking away from the scenery.
"Please?"
"No."

"Pretty please?"

"That's it, young lady. Go back to the bus!" Zoe said and pointed towards the exit. Sarah bowed her head and walked off. "Geez the nerve of that girl," Zoe stormed passed Jareth and accidentally pushed him over the edge.

"AHHHHH!" The other girl waved goodbye.
While falling Jareth en remembered something. "Wait a minute, I can fly!" he said and turned into an owl. He then landed on the bus in the parking lot, muttering threats to the tour guide. People passing by ran off screaming something about possessed owls.

"Hey, where have you been?" Torance asked as they all came back down to the bus. Jareth muttered darkly as he leaned up against the bus. They shrugged and entered the bus and were off again.

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"Oooo pretty," Brittany cooed as they watched the fountain show in front of the Ballagio.

"This reminds me of that like second to the last scene in Ocean's Eleven," Kori said.
"Yeah, the one where they are all looking at it?" Torance said. "And then all walk off in different directions?"
"Yeah that one," Kori answered.

"Oooo, Brad Pit looked so cute!!" (Anime sweatdrop).

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"So that's it for Las Vegas?" Kori asked. Zoe nodded and pushed them all back into the bus.
"Wow, that was fun," Sarah said. Jareth nodded and the Authoress started the bus.
"Where to now?" Kelli asked. The Authoress smiled evilly and the bus disappeared.

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Authoress: I had to do that.
Zoe: Anyhoo, where will they go next?
Authoress: That's the problem I don't know.
Zoe: YOU DON'T KNOW?!
Authoress: I need feedback.
Jareth: (asleep on floor)
Zoe and Authoress: R&R!!