A/N: New chapter everyone! And before I start, I'd like to thank everyone for their support! It really cheered me up! THANK YOU ALL! Well, I know it's been awhile, but the point is that there's a new chapter out! Worship it! It's your new best friend! O.o Well…um, yes. Anyway, it's Koga this time! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of it characters!

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"Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…"

"Who's there! Is that you dog turd!" Koga yelled, jumping out of his seat.

"Touchy, touchy…Koga…Beats up any old ladies that happen to walk by."

"Who told you! …Not that it's true or anything…" Koga said fidgeting.

"Koga…Likes to gargle with cow spit."

"WHAT! Okay, I eat cow, but I do NOT gargle with cow spit!" Koga yelled angrily.

"Not only do you gargle with cow spit, but chicken fat too. Tsk, tsk, there won't be any left for the rest of the pack, since you use it all."

"Would you shut up already!"

"Koga…Gets horny when he watches the Teletubbies."

"Wha…I DO NOT! …Wait…What is a Teletubby anyway?" Koga asked in confusion, forgetting his recent anger.

"You're not exactly the brightest bulb, are you?"

"What's this 'bright bulb' you speak of?" Koga asked, his head tilting to the side.

"Oh yeah, forgot you lived in a cave! Guess there's no indoor electricity in there, huh? Where do you go to the bathroom anyway?"

"Eletesisty? What the hell is that? And what's wrong with going to the bathroom where nature intended!"

"Oh…my…god…That's just- Excuse me. (Puking sounds are heard)"

"Huh? What'd I do? Trees are just as efficient as anything else!" he said, smiling proudly with his hands on his hips. More puking sounds could be heard followed by a huge thump.

"My gawd, what is wrong with you people! That's the 5th guy this week! I guess I'm the new announcer…" Another voice said dully.

"I hate you people…Koga…Wants to be like Inuyasha in everyway and get down and dirty with him." Fangirls screaming out side could be heard.

"You see! YOU SEE! This is why I hate this stupid job! Rabid fan girls wanting to see you screw each other, andthen have a threesome with Miroku or something! ...Oh gawd, I'm probably giving them ideas!Why is it that I'm the only one who thinks that is totally sick and disturbing! Maybe you should throw Naraku in for good measure, HUH! Why can't-" A zapping sound was head.

"That guy can never concentrate on the job…Luckily I have a brand spanking new taser! WHEE!" Another zapping sound was heard and a thump.

"Gezze…You'd think he'd know better than to hit himself with it…"

"…How many of you are there! But back to my rant, shall we? I DO NOT WANT TO BE LIKE DOG TURD ANY DAY!" Koga yelled his arms flailing around like crazy.

"Uhm…yeah, back to the show! How can you possibly say that you don't like him! Even when everyone at the studio saw a shrine for him in your cave? The pictures from our ever faithful Jaken!"

"THAT'S NOT TRUE! ….Wait…Jaken? …YOU STUPID LITTLE TOAD!" Koga practically screamed, jumping from his seat and running after the little green imp who was currently serving water and fresh towels.

"AGH! NOOO! Why does this always happen to meeee!" Jaken yelled running away as waterfalls of tears streamed down his face.

"Uh…yeah, Koga…Is the smelliest guy in the feudal era."

"No I'm not! I wash every day!" he argued, crossing his arms.

"Yeah, with crap."

"LIES!"

"Koga…His arch nemesis is Kagome."

"She is not! I love her and she's my woman!" Koga argued.

"You probably don't realize that she's plotting against you right this very minute."

"She wouldn't do that!"

"Then where did I get this '1000 ways to kill Koga' list from?"

"You probably just wrote that! And I can't even see it, so you're proving nothing!" Koga said defiantly with a smirk.

"Well if you wanted to see it that badly, you should've just asked."

"OW!" Koga yelled as a brick flew out of nowhere and smacked him in the head.

"Ow, oh gawd…Can't you just hand it to me nicely?" Koga stressed rubbing the fresh bump forming on his head.

"I don't work that way kid."

"Fine, whatever…How do I know you didn't write this anyway?" Koga asked taking the list off that was tied to the brick. He starteddesperately trying to read it.

"Heh, guess it doesn't help yourreading skills to grow up in a cave, huh?"

"Oh! Shut up! Just answer me! You wrote this didn't you!" Koga yelled turning the paper sideways and upside down.

"My God, you sure are demanding, just like your role model, Inuyasha! Here's an essay she wrote."

"ARGH!" He screamed nearly being crushed by a piano falling from the sky. He went up to the now broken piano and got the essay off of it. He started his routine of turning the paper around and around trying to read it.

"Wait for it…1.…2.…3.…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! It can't be! IT JUST CAN'T BE TRUE! Kagome loves me!" Koga yelled sobbing into his fur pelt and blowing his nose in the Kleenex Jaken held up for him to use.

"…Still hating this job…" Jaken mumbled.

"Yeah…Like hell she does. Anyway, now you know…Koga."

"NO! They don't know anything! Kagome would never do such a thing to me!" He yelled throwing the Kleenex into Jaken's face. Jaken picked off the snotty Kleenex and walked away mumbling incoherent things.

"Then you don't know her very well, do you?"

"I still say it's not possible! I'm outta here!" Koga yelled angrily running off and vowing his eternal love for Kagome.

"That was easier than I thought; since both the paper were typed up…Oh well."

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