1Spirited Away- My Way: Part Two
Chapter Two- New Rules
The infamous alarm noise and Chihiro slammed down on the buzzer. The new school year had started again and the Spirited Away gang is going on to high school. Chihiro ran up to a familiar green haired boy and put her arms around him.
"Hey Kohaku. Ready for school?" said Chihiro.
"Hello Chihiro. I'm kind of nervous actually. Remember the last time we started a new school?" said Kohaku.
"Oh. The whole Owari thing."
"Hey guys!" Higashi ran up to the couple.
"I had a great time in America." she said.
"Yeah, we heard that you sent some car makers stock plummeting." said Kohaku.
"Yes. Them and their evils Sport utility vehicles are toast!" she exclaimed.
"I've heard that rant before."Said Natsu, "'All they do is pollute the atmosphere and because of deforestation, the world is going to flood and we all die.' Your like a broken record Higashi."
"You'd better be on good terms with the nurse there or else life's going to be painful for you."
"Both of you relax." said Kohaku.
The gang arrived at Onna High. Another new beginning for the gang. New places, new people, and best of all, a new teacher. There's a big fat wrong.
Inside the class room, they met their new teacher, Mr Satome. He was an older man with a shiny bald head and thick framed glasses.
"Silence. I don't care what you did in Junior high, but here in Onna High, I will not tolerate any kind of disruptive behavior" he said.
"What a stick in the mud." whispered Higashi.
She was stuck with a brilliant idea (Well to her anyway). Why not have some fun with this guy? She pulled out a laser pointer and started to reflect it of of his shiny head. He turned at and saw the little toy in her hand and marched over to her.
"Name?"
"Uh... Higashi." she said.
"Well Ms. Higashi, I am going to have to confiscate that pointer of yours."
"Sure here you go."
She handed him a pen. He looked at it and said, "This isn't it."
"It is. It's one of those transferable pens."
Satome clicked the top and a jet of ink spurted out all over his white shirt. Everyone in the class room started to laugh and satome turned an impressive shade of red.
"Do you want to go to the principal's office!?"
"No sir."
"I want you all to know that I have a decided dislike for troublemakers. And you Ms. Higashi, have made that list. I understand the Ms. Chihiro, Ms. Natsu, and Mr. Kohaku are part of your little group. If I catch any of you making mischief, I'll see to it that you four are sent to the principal's office and put into permanent detention."
Natsu, Chihiro, and Kohaku gave her an evil glare. When lunch rolled by, the gang let her have it for that little disruption.
"Great going Higashi. Now he's going to be on our case all year." said Natsu.
"Look, that guy needs to lighten up."
"Let's get something to eat. I'm starved." said Chihiro.
Lets look on into the staff break room. A teacher is poking the cafeteria food.
"Man I wish I didn't forget my lunch today." he sighed, "Maybe it'll taste better warm."
He put the tray of goo into the microwave, and set it on high. The goo started to bubble over and it filled up the microwave and burst out. The poor teacher, now throughly frightened, ran out of the break room. The blob took a monestrous shape and started to wander out into the hallway. People ran at the sight of the terror and it continued into the second floor cafeteria. The double doors burst open and the giant food thing did the bursting. People ran at the sight of it, as they do with any monster, while the SA gang, tossed up the table and ducked down behind it.
"What is that thing?" said Natsu.
"I have no idea. I think it might be cafeteria food with an attitude." said Chihiro.
"Should we have ran like the rest of them?" said Higashi.
"In retrospect, we should have." said Kohaku.
"Any ideas on how to get rid of that thing?"
The food thing began picking up the remnants of the food people left behind and adding them to it's body, thus making it bigger, and therefore, a lot worse.
"I think I have an idea." said Kohaku. "I saw this movie at Daniel's. I couldn't understand it but it had this giant ape and it seemed to love an actress. I think we might be able to use that thing's..."
He took a look at the monster.
"It's salami heart against it. All we need is a cute girl."
"No offense Kohaku, but that sounds kinda half baked." said Higashi.
"Besides, where are we going to find a girl like that?" said Natsu.
Everyone turned and looked at her.
"Why did I have to open my big mouth?"
After some... coaxing, Natsu was shaking in front of the creature and it slithered its way up to her. She finally lost it and ran off screaming an the creature followed her. Everyone looked at her fleeting image and then at Kohaku.
"Wow, that actually worked." said Kohaku.
"Let's go get her." said Chihiro.
Zipping down the hall, Natsu ran right by Mr. Satome. He turned to say something and then was mowed down by the food creature, pasted to the floor by some kind meat. I think... Hard to tell with cafeteria food.
She was hiding it the first floor classroom when the creature ran in and cornered her. She screamed and ran right past it. She turned around outside, and locked the door. At this moment, her heart was beating like a jackhammer. Then, the others found her and the creature is banging at the door, trying in a fruitless attempt to escape. Then while they were celebrating their victory, Meaty Mr. Satome, came up and grabbed them by their collars and took them down to No Mans Land- Principal Saito's office. Fear the office! FEAR IT!
There he was. In all of his fearful glory. Principal Saito was an older man with a poor comb over, suit that did very little to hide his gut, and a creepy mole on his forehead.
"I caught this children with that food thing that's been running amok." said Satome.
"What happened?" he said.
"I found this girl," he said pulling up Natsu. "With these delinquents in front of a classroom with the thing inside."
"From what I can gather, these children were brave beyond anything you could ever muster up and they should be rewarded, not punished."
Satome was dumbfounded. His targets were actually innocent. So were the kids. The principal was the coolest, thought slightly disturbing, guy in the school. Saito dismissed them, and told off Satome.
With the school day over, the gang is found hanging out at their new hangout, The Black Magic Club. Just a small little gathering place of all kinds of people; Nerds, goths, jocks, and our SA gang.
"So, we were the only ones brave, or foolish enough to even try to capture that thing." said Higashi.
"And we didn't even get in trouble for destroying school property." said Natsu holding up a glass of soda.
"Is it just me, or do we almost always have some kind of weird adventure in the beginning of the year?" said Chihiro, hanging on to Kohaku.
"It does seem that way." said Kohaku.
"Well let's just hope we can have some normality." said Natsu.
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Not if I have anything to do with it! There's going to be something either funny or strange going on here. Or perhaps both... Well, I've got an idea for a contest. Tell me what your favorite character would do if they had a chapter to themselves and I'll see what I can do. Just this once, I'm not going to put up a preview. Just to add to the suspense.