Okay here's the second chapter of Orochimaru's desperate attempt to regain all his lost money. I feel sorry for the poor Akatsuki members. Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame….hang in there we love you.

"Okay, now it's time for registration," Orochimaru yelled happily as he and his four captured employees sat, tied up, behind a wooden table. The table sat in front of an old wear house where they were to watch the children. Orochimaru rubbed his pale hands together happily. The commercial had aired for a week now and now was the day when he would finally get his costumers and undo the damage his servant had caused. Kabuto smirked and winked at the blonde, missing ninja.

"Sasori danna I'm scared un, I think he wants to put his hands in my uh oh areas, un," The pony tailed prisoner whimpered, scooting closer to his red haired neighbor in order to put as mush distance between himself and the flirting sound ninja.

"Don't worry Deidara san, I'm sure Leader samma and the rest of the Akatsuki are already searching for us," Sasori tried to reassure his younger partner.

Meanwhile…

The remaining Akatsuki members sat on the couch with totally dead expressions on their faces. The dramas of "General Hospital" played out on the large T.V. set.

"Alexis is still in a comma and I need to take care of my little sister"

"Sam, I want to try again, but I warn you Rick is dangerous be careful."

"Hey Zetsu, I just noticed but I haven't seen Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, or Sasori for awhile," Leader said in a bored voice. "Any ideas where they could be?"

"Huh?" Zetsu asked to engulfed in the soap opera to care.

"Huh, what?" Leader replied his attention span cut back to the soap. "I wonder if Maxi is going to die the little whore."

The yard was full of parents and kids as Orochimaru signed the kids up for his care. A white eyed man with two kids stood in front of the registration table.

"Ah hem," The man cleared his throat. "I am from the Hyuga clan in Konoha, this is my daughter, Hinata and her cousin Neji," The man said flatly.

"Hello," Orochimaru attempted a warm inviting smile, only to make his face a twisted mask of evil. "Welcome to the daycare, I'm Oarochimaru."

"Do you have any women working here," The Hyuga asked. "I don't feel comfortable leaving my daughter with men." Orochimaru's heart skipped a beat, this could lose business.

"Of course!" The ninja laughed gesturing toward Deidara. "If that's not a woman I don't know what is!"

"But I'm not a -" Deidara began angrily before Orochimaru slapped a clammy hand over his mouth. Itachi and Kisame snickered while Sasori just looked bored.

"Well, here they are take care of them." The clan leader left his children and jumped into the trees.

"Itachi, take these!" Orochimaru shoved the children into the Uchiha's lap.

"Ew, I hate kids," Itachi mumbled.

"I'm four years old," The long haired boy said happily, holding up three fingers.

"Wonderful," Itachi muttered sarcastically. Suddenly a bird poop fell from the sky with a thick plop on Itachi's head. "Ack!" the sharingan master screamed before adding a miserable, "Perfect."

"Hello my name is Temari and these are my little brothers Gaara and Kankuro," A little blonde haired girl said holding her brothers' hands.

"I've been to the moon," the brown haired boy explained matter-of-factly.

"Great, your with Kisame," Orochimaru pointed to the shark like ninja. "For now anyway."

"Hello," the red haired boy said shyly, hiding behind his sister.

"Itachi samma, I want to trade, I have more kids," Kisame whined. Meanwhile a blonde haired girl along with a pink haired girl were placed with Deidara.

"My names Ino and this is Sakura," The girl said.

"How about we make kids of our own?" Kabuto muttered as he reached for Deidara. With a squeal of disgust, the blonde ninja practically hopped across Sasori's lap.

"He's not interested you crazy freak!" Sasori came to his partners defense. Registration was going well already they had a kid named Naruto, also a sleepy looking kid, Skikamaru and his friend Chouji, a boy named Haku and list of other small children. The snake like man couldn't be more pleased.