When Orochimaru and his captive co workers came to the warehouse the next day he clapped his hands together with a sickening grin. Something wasn't right though. Looking at all the kids sitting in front of him, Orochimaru began to wonder about registration the day before.
"Uh, Itachi san?" Orochimaru asked a bit worriedly.
"What, Idiot?" The Uchiha growled bitterly.
"Is it me or did these kids multiply?" Itachi, still angry from his easy capture gazed at the kids hatefully. He didn't care if there were a million of them. Still, now that he looked at it did look like there were more of them.
"No matter," Orochimaru put on his happy face and stood before the children. "Hello, children of whatever villages you are from!" The snake man waved. A few kids waved back nervously. "Since there are more of you than there was yesterday we will have to split you into groups again. But first, to introduce your teachers!" The sound ninja turned his back to the children and dragged Sasori, rather unwillingly, to the front of the class.
"This is Mr. Sasori he is very emo."
"I am not emo you stupid fag!" Sasori yelled. The kids gasped and a few cries of "fag" were heard. The snake man covered Sasori's mouth and hissed angrily in his ear.
"Shut up, I want money not lawsuits!" Sasori's eyes narrowed,
"What's in it for me?" Orochimaru gestured toward Deidara who was huddled on top of a dusty bookshelf. Kabuto was below him yelling out his undying love and lust for the rock ninja, while Deidara, in a sort of crash position, covered his ears and was singing a quite lullaby to himself.
"It seems Kabuto has a crush on your new partner."
"You wouldn't."
"Oh, I would." Orochimaru grinned evilly. "This has to be why you miss me." The snake man smiled wickedly and addressed the kids again. "He will be taking all of the six and under boys. Any boy six and under come up here and give your teacher a hug!"
"AHHHHHHHH!" Sasori screamed, shielding himself with his arms.
Oh, I wanted to be with Itachi ni san, A little boy called Sasuke thought to him self as he joined the group of boys smothering the puppeteer.
There was a roar and in seconds Sasori had disappeared under the twenty or so kids. A little brown haired boy with red, fang shaped marks on his cheeks stood in front of Orochimaru.
"Do you allow doggies in here?" He asked innocently. The sound ninja looked at him oddly.
"No, dogs are filthy disgusting creatures."
"You, fag!" The kid screamed and gave a sharp head butt to Orochimaru's….. well you get the idea.
"Never insult puppies in front of Inuzuka Kiba!" The boy yelled triumphantly standing over a gasping ninja.
A few minutes later……….
"Okay kiddies," Orochimaru said with a high pitched twinge in his voice. Deidara was standing nervously next to him, a hint of an embarrassed blush on his cheeks. Kiba was scowling angrily from the "Time Out Zone."
"So, come here often?" The boy Naruto asked.
"This is Mrs. Deidara!"
"What, I AM NOT A WOMAN!" Deidara screamed rather loudly. Again the children gasped, but this time a look of anger crossed their faces. They raised their pencils and began throwing them at the rock ninja.
"Boo, we want you to be a woman!" the kids shrieked in unison. The children continued their rain of wooden projectiles until Deidara yelled out,
"Okay, Okay, I'm a woman!" This seemed to satisfy the kids and Kabuto had a look of pure love behind his large glasses.
"By the way read this," Orochimaru handed Deidara a magazine.
"Woman's Entertainment, You can kiss my ovaries if you think I'll-"
"Right," Orochimaru continued as if nothing had happened. "All girls go with her."
"Mrs. Deidara is so beautiful," Ino sighed with a dreamy look on her face. "I want to look just like her." The hinted blush on Deidara's face turned to a true rosy color.
"Thank you," Deidara smiled at Ino.
"She is, isn't she," Sakura agreed. Deidara's blush spread rapidly to his ears and he giggled slightly.
Temari walked away from her brothers to join Deidara. Gaara was the only boy who had not gone to greet Sasori, for fear of leaving his siblings, and he pressed himself against Kankuro as his sister walked away.
Orochimaru took hold of Itachi and Kisame and dragged them to the front the class room. "All of the older boys come with them." Like Sasori, Itachi and Kisame were buried under all of the older boys. Kankuro began to walk away, but his younger brother grabbed his arm with a whimper, pulled him back and buried his face in his chest.
"It's okay Gaara I wont be far away."
"But I-," Gaara began.
"Now you'll never make a friend if you don't try," Kankuro told him. Without another word Gaara's older sibling walked away towards to buried ninjas.
"Okay," Orochimaru said to Kabuto. "Things are finally coming together."
Well Things still seem to be in order but for how long? If you have any suggestions or critisism let me know but remember it's suppost to be retarded.