Sasori had taken his group to the other side of the room.
"Okay, we are going to play a game," The puppeteer stated.
"What type of game?" Gaara asked.
"It's called the A B C game."
"How do we play?" Haku asked.
"Simple, I tell you a letter and you say a word beginning with that letter." Sasori thought this game would be simple and keep the kids busy. I pity him.
"Okay, A."
"ASS!" Sasuke screamed.
"AH, Where'd you hear that?" Sasori screamed with a huge sweat drop.
"From Tobi," Sasuke pouted. Sasori's head turned stiffly.
"Tobi is here?" He growled through gritted teeth.
"Hello, Sasori san, Deidara senpai! Tobi waved cheerily.
"Tobi, save me, un!" Deidara screamed as he clung to the ceiling rafters. Kabuto was STILL screamed about his undying love. All the girls were standing teary eyed at their teachers fear.
"Aw, Deidara san, first say you have no penis."
"What?"
"Just say, I have no penis!" Tobi said seriously.
"Fine, you have no penis, un!"
"I didn't want to do this," Tobi seemed to have pulled a ladder out of nowhere. "Kabuto need a ladder?" Deiara's blue eyes seemed to grow the size of trashcan lids.
"I HAVE NO PENIS, I HAVE NO PENIS, UN!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, now save me, un!" Deidara seemed to be on the verge of crying.
"No penis on you what so ever?" Tobi asked innocently. Orochimaru took this time to interrupt Tobi's fun.
"No penis talk in front of the children!"
"Sasori danna, what's a penis?" Haku asked.
"Well-" Sasori began.
"It's the thing between a man's legs!" Tobi shouted happily. Sasori's eyes became huge white moons and he did an anime faint.
"Okay I have no penis please save me, un!" Deidara cried, his nails digging into the wooden beam. Sasori got up weakly holding his head.
"Okay, I'm go save the brat and then we'll try the A B C game one more time." Sasori took Tobi's ladder and brought Deidara down. He handed the trembling rock ninja to Kabuto.
"Here's your bundle of joy, Tobi."
"Sasori danna, that's not Tobi, un!" Sasori's eyes got large again and he snatched his partner away.
"Okay, here Tobi," The puppeteer handed the blonde ninja to the masked shinobi. "So why are you here?"
"Well, Leader samma, sent me to rescue you!"
"Oh, just now?"
"Hai, "General Hospital" is finally over!"
"Oh, so what happened?" Sasori asked. "Did Maxi really sleep with Lucy?" Tobi nodded.
"Oh yeah, and she's pregnant with his baby."
"Oh My God." Sasori said shocked.
"Does Elizabeth know, un?" Deidara asked.
"Okay, if you ladies are done talking "General Hospital," Orochimaru began angrily, his voice rising. "GET BACK TO YOUR CHILDREN!" Deidara moved towards the girls. Kabuto began to follow but Deidara tossed a clay bird in his direction.
"Is this a gift for me?"
"Yeah, un," winked, his smile growing as the bird exploded.