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Chapter 4: "I'll go medieval on your asses!"
"Oh wow," I said as I knelt on the floor stunned from what I saw. What Draco had found were cabinets and trunks full of underwear, lots of it. "Hey," I said picking up a pink pair from the top of the pile, "I think these are mine! How the hell did they get in here, and who would take them? Snape wouldn't do that, would he? That's kinda gross if he did," I put down the underwear and started to walk away, but Draco just sat there laughing his ass off. "Come on, lover boy, no playing in the panties for you." I grabbed him by the shoulder and we went back to the Common Room.
The next morning at breakfast, I went over to Hermione and told her everything. "Well, that's definitely weird. But why is there a bunch of Harry stuff in there too? I'll have to go down there and check it out. Maybe during lunch Ron, Harry and I could go down there. Would you want to come down there with us?"
"Yeah, I'll just have to make sure Draco doesn't know or he'll want to tag along."
"So lunchtime tomorrow?"
"Down in the dungeons."
"I'll see you then." We parted ways and I decided to go see Dumbledore and ask him what the hell was going on. I went up the stairs in the Entrance Hall and headed off to the Grand Staircase, having to dodge first years scrambling around in packs and then standing in groups strategically placed so you can't walk through the corridor. "Move out of the way! Don't any of you have enough common sense to realize no one can get through the damn corridor if you stand there?" The firsties just stared at me blankly. "OH MY GOD MOVE YOU STUPID LITTLE KIDS OR I'LL GO MEDIEVIL ON YOUR ASSES WITH MAGIC YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND!" I pulled out my wand and the little brats ran away screaming. That's much better. Now let's go to the Grand Staircase.
I managed to go up to Dumbledore's office without a problem, since every time a first year crossed my path, they would turn the other way and run as fast as they could. Sometimes being mean is so much fun. I finally reached Dumbledore's office; too bad I don't know the password to get in there, though. I'll just sit here and wait for him to come or go, I don't have much else to do today, besides go to class, but I can always do that later. I sat on the floor outside of Dumbledore's office for a little less than an hour, when he came walking down the corridor.
"Oh hello, Ms. Thatcher! Why aren't you in class?"
"I came to talk to you, about the secret room you found me in, Professor."
"Oh, I thought you'd be coming sooner or later. Well, come in my office then and we'll talk about that room." He turned to the statue guarding his office, said the password, 'Bond, James Bond,' and we went up to his office. "Have a seat please. Now I know you've been curious about that room and I also know that you have been back in there since Professor Snape and I caught you in there. But to get to the point, the things in that room belong to a person Severus and I do not know the identity of yet, but are very close to finding out, and from what we have found so far, we should know whom that person is in a matter of days. Does that answer your unanswered questions, Lily?"
No it doesn't. I know you know whom that stuff belongs to, but you're just not telling me you mean old man! "Yeah, I guess so. I better go to class now." I left his office very disappointed that he wouldn't tell me anything relevant, but now I was even more determined to find out what was going on. Hopefully Hermione and the guys can help me figure this all out . . .
Chapter 4: "I'll go medieval on your asses!"
"Oh wow," I said as I knelt on the floor stunned from what I saw. What Draco had found were cabinets and trunks full of underwear, lots of it. "Hey," I said picking up a pink pair from the top of the pile, "I think these are mine! How the hell did they get in here, and who would take them? Snape wouldn't do that, would he? That's kinda gross if he did," I put down the underwear and started to walk away, but Draco just sat there laughing his ass off. "Come on, lover boy, no playing in the panties for you." I grabbed him by the shoulder and we went back to the Common Room.
The next morning at breakfast, I went over to Hermione and told her everything. "Well, that's definitely weird. But why is there a bunch of Harry stuff in there too? I'll have to go down there and check it out. Maybe during lunch Ron, Harry and I could go down there. Would you want to come down there with us?"
"Yeah, I'll just have to make sure Draco doesn't know or he'll want to tag along."
"So lunchtime tomorrow?"
"Down in the dungeons."
"I'll see you then." We parted ways and I decided to go see Dumbledore and ask him what the hell was going on. I went up the stairs in the Entrance Hall and headed off to the Grand Staircase, having to dodge first years scrambling around in packs and then standing in groups strategically placed so you can't walk through the corridor. "Move out of the way! Don't any of you have enough common sense to realize no one can get through the damn corridor if you stand there?" The firsties just stared at me blankly. "OH MY GOD MOVE YOU STUPID LITTLE KIDS OR I'LL GO MEDIEVIL ON YOUR ASSES WITH MAGIC YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND!" I pulled out my wand and the little brats ran away screaming. That's much better. Now let's go to the Grand Staircase.
I managed to go up to Dumbledore's office without a problem, since every time a first year crossed my path, they would turn the other way and run as fast as they could. Sometimes being mean is so much fun. I finally reached Dumbledore's office; too bad I don't know the password to get in there, though. I'll just sit here and wait for him to come or go, I don't have much else to do today, besides go to class, but I can always do that later. I sat on the floor outside of Dumbledore's office for a little less than an hour, when he came walking down the corridor.
"Oh hello, Ms. Thatcher! Why aren't you in class?"
"I came to talk to you, about the secret room you found me in, Professor."
"Oh, I thought you'd be coming sooner or later. Well, come in my office then and we'll talk about that room." He turned to the statue guarding his office, said the password, 'Bond, James Bond,' and we went up to his office. "Have a seat please. Now I know you've been curious about that room and I also know that you have been back in there since Professor Snape and I caught you in there. But to get to the point, the things in that room belong to a person Severus and I do not know the identity of yet, but are very close to finding out, and from what we have found so far, we should know whom that person is in a matter of days. Does that answer your unanswered questions, Lily?"
No it doesn't. I know you know whom that stuff belongs to, but you're just not telling me you mean old man! "Yeah, I guess so. I better go to class now." I left his office very disappointed that he wouldn't tell me anything relevant, but now I was even more determined to find out what was going on. Hopefully Hermione and the guys can help me figure this all out . . .