Disclaimer: Nope… don't own it!

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"Hear ye! Hear ye!" the annoying town crier yelled at the top of his lungs. "Van Dort kid totally messes up wedding rehearsal! If he doesn't clean up his act, he'll get major whoopin'!"

Victor sighed and then randomly went into the forest to practice his vows. He walked through the forest and tried practicing his vows, but they ended up coming out all wrong. He then finally sat down in the middle of the forest on a stump.

"Oh, it's hopeless." He said. "I'll never learn my vows." He then thought of Victoria and how beautiful she was. He then stood up and randomly got his vows right. "With this hand I will lift your sorrows, your cup will never empty for I shall be your wine, with this candle I will light your way in darkness." He said as he snapped a twig and pretended it was a candle. He took the ring out of his pocket. "With this ring, I ask you to be mine." He slipped it on a twig… at least he thought it was. The wind conveniently started blowing and crows in the trees conveniently started cawing. Just then, the "twig" grabbed him and he started screaming like a girly-man. He pulled and pulled and pulled until the "twig" snapped off and Victor realized it was an arm!

"Ew! Ew! Ew!" he screamed. "Get it off me! Get it off me!"

Suddenly, a dead woman in a bride's dress and veil rose up out of the ground. She lifted up her veil and said "I do."

Victor fell to the ground and backed up against a grave stone. He realized he got himself into some deep do-do and started running. The arm grabbing his wrist finally fell to the ground and the dead woman picked it up and reattached it to her body.

Victor ran and ran until he ran into a tree and slipped on some ice and fell on his skinny little "ice". After he was hit by the tree, he saw that the corpse was getting closer to him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…" (50 minutes later…)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH…"

Are you quite finished yet?

"Almost," he replied. He then continued on screaming until he got to the bridge safely. He looked around him to check if the deceased bride was behind him or next to him. He was all good… until he backed up against something cold. It was the dead bride. She backed him up against the wall of the bridge and said, "You may kiss the bride." She then started making out with him until he fainted.

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Sorry this chapter was so short... I promise I'll make longer chapters if you review! And I'll update sooner.

Love Always,

Harry's Girl 01031992 (love, peace, chicken grease!)