Disclaimer: Do I have to keep on doing this? I mean really! It's a complete waste of typing space! Yes, I know I don't own it!

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When Victor woke up, he found himself in a bar with corpses standing around him.

"A new arrival!" a skeleton said.

"He must have fainted." The corpse bride said while she had her arm around Victor's neck.

"AAAAGH!" Victor screamed as he got off the table on which he was lying. "I'M BEING TOUCHED BY A DEAD BROAD!" He started doing the crane pose that you usually see in kung fu movies, complete with "Hwaaaah's".

All of the skeletons stared at him like he was crazy. He then picked up a guy that looked like Napoleon Bonaparte on a sword.

"Back off! I've got a vertically challenged French emperor on a sword and I'm not afraid to use him. Now I want some questions!" Victor said.

"Answers…" the midget said. "I think you mean answers."

"Yeah," Victor replied. "What he said! What happened to me and how did I get here?"

"That's kind of a long story." The dead bride said.

"And it's a good one!" A voice said. It came from a skeleton with a bowler hat on his head. "A tragic tale of romance, passion… and a murder most foul!"

Then a skeleton that looked like Ray Charles started playing a piano and the skeleton, now known as Bonejangles, started singing "Remains of the Day" If you don't know how this song goes, WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS STORY! Okay… get to the part "So she made a vow lying under that tree/That'd she'd wait for her true love to come set her free/Always waitin' for someone to ask for her hand/When out of the blue comes this Groovy young man/Who vows forever to stand by her side/And that's the story of our Corpse Bride." Emily started dancing (well… it was more like spinning) with Victor and he didn't like it one bit. He was being swung so hard, that he was flung to the other side of the room and Emily's arm was again clinging onto his arm. He threw it back at her and then ran away to get away from her.

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Yes... I know it's another short chapter. I'm not that dumb that you need to tell me... but if you review... I'll update sooner (and give out more B&J's ice cream cake!)

Love Always,

Harry's Girl 01031992 (MWAH!)