Disclaimer: I don't own Corpse Bride or the other characters in this fic… what a shame!

Back in the land of the dead, Emily was chillin' out in the kitchen of the pub-thing-a-ma-bobber with the two cooks Mister and Missus Plum. Just then, Elder Gutknecht stumbled into the kitchen carrying a book with him with the maggot hanging off of it.

"Emily, there's something wrong with your marriage." Elder Gutknecht said.

"Can I tell her?" The maggot asked. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

"What is it?" Emily questioned.

"You know the part where in your wedding vows when the pastor says 'Blah, blah, blah, blah… until death do you part?'"

"Yeah?" Emily said.

"Death has already parted you." Elder Gutknecht said.

"OHMYGOD!" Emily exclaimed.

"Get to the good part!" The Maggot said.

"In order to be properly married," Elder Gutknecht said as he opened the book and flipped through some pages. "He would have to drink from…"

"GET TO THE POINT!" the maggot shouted.

"…The wine of ages!"

"Meaning…?" Emily asked.

"WE HAVE TO KILL HIM!" The maggot cried.

Emily gasped, lightning and thunder crashed and creepy organ music was playing in the background.

"I could never do that…" Emily said as she dropped to her knees.

Victor walked into the kitchen and pulled Emily up off of the ground.

"I would do it for you." He said.

"You do understand that you can never return to the world above, young man?" Elder Gutknecht said.

"Yeah," Victor said. "My city sucks and it's too glum."

A couple of minutes later, Emily and Victor had everyone gather in the town square. And boy, did they have a chatty group of people.

"Quiet down, everyone!" Victor said as he stood on top of the statue thing a ma bobber with Emily.

People kept on chattering… for FOUR HOURS!

Victor got tired of it and finally shouted "SHUT UP, YOU CRAZY PEEPS!" Everyone shut their faces… yes, their eyes, nostrils, ears and mouths.

"Okay," he said. "We're gonna go upstairs and have a proper wedding."

"Upstairs?" a random lady corpse said. "I didn't know we had an upstairs." Elphaba, a.k.a. The Wicked Witch of the West, from Wicked, randomly appeared on her broom and made the heckler explode.

"Thanks, Elphaba." Victor said to her.

"No problem, Vic." She replied as she flew away.

"Anyway," Victor continued. "Let's get our tookusses up there!" Everyone cheered and started randomly singing again… YAY RANDOM SHOW TUNES!

Inside the Everglot mansion, Barkis' and Victoria's reception was taking place. And some pretty strange people were sitting at the long dining table. And a random old woman who was sitting at the table was poking the mini-chicken on her plate.

"Cultured…" Barkis said as he farted. "Elegant…" Burp. "Sexy…" Picked his teeth. "Not to mention a very sexy face…" he said as he caressed his butt of a face. "Victoria has found a husband with all of these qualities and more…"

Outside the house, Naussicaa, Random, Harry's Girl, and all of the other wedding crashers were conversing. Then, the three main called for the other ones to stand in a straight line and have a military poise.

"Alright, you maggots." Harry's Girl said. "Although our previous attempts were somewhat successful, we still not ruin that wedding."

"We will not rest until this reception is crashed!" Random said. "Do we make ourselves clear?"

"Ma'am, yes, ma'am." Everyone mumbled.

"WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Naussicaa exclaimed.

"Ma'am, yes ma'am!" they shouted.

"Good…" Harry's Girl said.

"NOW LET'S CRASH THAT WEDDING RECEPTION!" Naussica cried.

Everyone kicked down the door and unleashed their weapons. Everyone started screaming and running around. Finis and Maudeline retreated to the 1st/2nd floor landing.

"Who are these people?" Maudeline asked. "They must be from your side of the family."

"Of course not!" Finis boomed. "Why, if my grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave!" Then, a fat skeleton with one of those powdered wigs carrying a martini glass appeared.

"Finis…" it said. "Where do you keep the spirits?" Maudeline and Finis just stood there for a moment and then started running down the hall and screaming… for Finis…. Well…. It was more like alternating between two legs…. Kind of like a waddle. Anyway, after the wedding crashers saw what they did, they were pleased and walked outside. And when they were out there, they became even more pleased because… VICTOR'S WEDDING PARTY WAS HEADED TOWARD THE CHURCH! At the church, Pastor Galswells was yet again in his pajamas and trying (badly) to ward off the skeletal people.

"Be gone, ye demons from hell!" The skeletons just stood there. "Back! Back!" The skeletons just walked into the church.

"Quiet, we're in a church." A random skeleton said.

"Yay! We have another wedding to crash!" Random said.

"Okay," Harry's Girl said. "Let's go!"

"This is gonna be soooo sweet!" Naussicaa said. "Come on, let's head to that church!" Everybody followed.

Back at the Everglot place, Barkis Butt-Face was hiding under a table with his enormous butt sticking out and Victoria was sitting down and rolling her eyes at her pathetic husband.

"Thank God, they're gone." Barkis said as he got out from under the table. "Let's get out of here and take the money."

"What? What money?" Victoria replied.

"Your dowry, it's my right." He furiously replied.

"My family is dirt poor. It's your marriage to me that will save us from the poor house." Victoria said.

"What did those stupid parents put into your head?" Barkis angrily said.

"In disappointment, we are perfectly matched." Victoria said as she walked out the door.

End of Chapter! Sorry if the ending of this one was lame...but otherwise... what did you think of it? Good? Bad? Ugly? At least be somewhat nice! Review and I'll give out Barkis Voodoo dolls! They're great fun! I'm poking him in his butt right now! Tee hee!

Love Always,

Harry's Girl 01031992