Disclaimer: I don't own Corpse Bride… (bawls for hours on end)

A/N: This is one of the final chapters, not the last, second to last… I'm gonna miss writing this.

Outside the church, the crashers were debating if they really wanted to crash the wedding of Victor and Emily.

"Guys," Harry's Girl said. "Do we really want to crash this wedding? I heard these people are really nice and I don't want to ruin it for them."

"You've got a point," Nausicaa said.

"I even felt bad during the last wedding we crashed." Random said.

"Do you want to reconcile?" the Vicar, who was a member of the townspeople said.

"Sure," Random replied. She confessed her sins… blah, blah, blah.

"Should we just keep our plan just in case Barkis shows up?" Willy said. "I would be more prepared to throw those liquid bombs at his disturbing face."

"Okay," Harry's Girl said.

"Is it okay if I film the wedding?" Fezzik said. "You know, for sentimental purposes."

"Fine with us." Nausicaa said.

"Let's get going inside." Jack said as he rubbed up and down his arms for warmth. "I'm not used to this kind of weather and my bum is freezing."

Everybody walked inside and sat down in the pews.

Victor was at the altar waiting for Emily.

"Gosh, Victor's hot." Harry's Girl said as she waved to Victor smittenly.

"Yeah, I just wanna snog him soooo bad." Nausicaa said as she winked at him.

"Same here." Random replied as she giggled with lust.

They all rested their heads on their arms and sighed a smitten sigh. Then, the organ player started playing the Wedding Song, meaning that Emily was about to walk down the aisle. She entered and she looked so beautiful in her wedding dress.

Random, Harry's Girl, Nausicaa, Lady Tottington, Buttercup, and even Jack, Quartermaine, and Willy started crying before the wedding even started. When Emily reached the altar, Elder Gutknecht uncorked the wine of ages.

Fezzik started taping

"Dearly beloved…"Elder Gutknecht said. "…And departed, we are gathered here today to unite this loving couple in matrimony. You may start." He said to Victor.

Victor said his vows perfectly and flawlessly; so flawlessly, it makes the authoress cry.

Victoria entered the church and hid behind a pillar. Just as Emily was about to say her vows, Victoria said, "Victor?" and was then shushed by a random skeleton.

Don't you shush me, Victoria thought.

"…Your cup will never empty, for I will be…" Emily said as she poured the wine into a goblet. She then spotted Victoria. "…For I will be…"

"For I will be your wine." Victor finished. He then put the cup to his lips, but was stopped by Emily.

"She's having second thoughts!" A random skeleton said.

"I can't do this," Emily said as she motioned for Victoria to come over. "I was a bride, but my dreams were taken from me." She united Victor and Victoria's hands together. Just then, Barkis came in, clapping.

"AAAAAGH!" Willy screamed. "It's hideous!"

"Bravo," Butt-Face said. "I always cry at weddings. Aaah, our two lovers together at last." He said referring to Victor and Victoria. "But you're forgetting one thing." Barkis snatched Victoria and put a sword to her throat. "SHE'S STILL MY WIFE!"

Emily immediately recognized Barkis. "You…" she said. "You good for nothing…" she then started cussing; the adult crashers plugged Nausicaa, Random, and Harry's Girl's ears.

"Emily?" he said. "I left you…"

"For dead." She whispered.

A random skeleton's jaw fell off and Barkis started fighting with Victor.

"Let's go help Victor," Harry's Girl said to the crashers as they got out of their seats. "He needs our help."

Random then kicked Butt-face in the head. He howled in pain. Westley brandished a sword and Victor shot off his gun, scaring the buttock-faced villain. Willy and Jack threw the liquid bombs and they fell in to the butt chinned dude's eyes. He cried like a sissy. Lady Tottington, being bad at opera, sang at a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally high octave and burst Barkis' eardrums. But that only stunned Butt-Face. He went back to thrashing his sword at Victor.

"Victor, catch!" Missus Plum cried as she tossed an extremely sharp pencil to Victor. He caught it and started fencing back. He poked Barkis' butt and it made him scream like a little girl with the highest pitched voice ever. Butt-Face poked at Victor, making him hide under the altar. Barkis stabbed through the top and it almost got Victor between the legs. (OMG! LE GASP!) He leapt from under the altar. Barkis took a swing at something and stabbed it. Victor, Victoria, and all the crashers gasped. But it was Emily who got stabbed, but being dead, she slowly pulled the sword out of her abdomen and pointed it at Barkis.

"Touché, my dear." He said.

"Get. Out. Now." She said.

"But first, a toast to Emily," he said as he took the goblet from the altar. "Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Tell me, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?" He then guzzled the drink down like it was Mountain Dew. He then turned to exit, but then he died.

"Can we chop him up and eat him for breakfast?" Missus Plum asked.

"Ew!" Willy said. "Do what you want with him! Just get it out of here." All of the corpses left, except for Emily.

Victoria leapt into Victor's arms and said, "Oh, Victor! I thought I'd never see you again."

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF OUR LOVE INTREST!" Random, Nausicaa, and Harry's Girl said. They tried to run to Victor, but they were held back by Westley.

"Wait," Victor said to Emily as he ran to her. "I made a promise."

"You kept your promise," She said as she put the golden ring he gave her into Victor's palm. "You have someone now. And besides, I gotta motor!" She stepped out the door with Victor and Victoria watching. Emily turned into millions of butterflies and flew towards the moon. Victor and Victoria were about to embrace, but were interrupted by Harry's Girl, Nausicaa, and Random smooching Victor on the cheek. After that, Victor and Victoria continued their embrace.

End of Chapter! What did you think? Was it good? Just so you know, this isn't the last chapter, the last one is about a fictional post-parody party. If you review, I'll give out tapes of the wedding, with BONUS FEATURES! (OMG! LE GASP!)

Love always,

Harry's Girl 01031992