Author's Note: This was written one night before bed a couple of weeks ago. It serve no purpose but to amuse for a few moments. This story is slightly AU as in it assumes Sheik is male and his own person (yes, I do know what happens at the end of the game). You are free to interpret Link and Sheik's relationship, as it does not really affect this little, drabble. Enjoy!
"I decided to name him Rami!"
"That's nice," Sheik said, glancing briefly at Link's wide smile before returning to the scroll he was reading.
"He kind of looks like us, don't you think? I bet if we ever had a kid it would look just like him."
"That's impossible."
"See these cute, pointed ears? He gets those from me, you know." Link winked at the Sheikah who had decided to spare him another irritated glance. "And his beady, red eyes are just like his daddy's. Aren't they, Rami?"
"My eyes are not beady!"
"Uh oh, Daddy's not happy," the Hero of Time cooed teasingly at the bundle in his arms. "I wonder what he'll say when he finds out you got his twitchy nose, too."
Sheik sighed, "I can't believe I'm being compared to a rabbit."