-1Summary: They were three of a kind, the three aces, musketeers, blind mice, whatever you may call it, of one Shinku High. They lost at least one important thing in their lives but they are keen to take something better out of it without biting each other's head in the process, if that is possible. SxS
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except this plot
Faute de Miuex
Prologue
Two individuals were standing by the seashore as the adoring sunset outlines both their figure. A couple happily enjoying each other's presence and their arms entwined in each other's bodies as if in fear that if they let go, everything in that moment will break apart. Whispering sweet vows into each other's ears totally oblivious to the world and unnecessary sounds around them. Including their own growling stomachs.
"I will love you forever.." The female cried softly, devotion filling every word.
"And so will I my love, as long as my heart is beating.." A male voice replied with the same intensity of passion, unknown to him that he just made the woman in his arms widen her own eyes in surprise in understanding of his unintentional punned reply.
"So what happens after you die, you'll just replace me with a complete angel in heaven, and leave me in purgatory, is that it?" She retorted looking up at his face and her eyebrows furrowed in annoyance.
She tried to let go of her hold of him but she couldn't, it was as if her hands were tied in thick ropes so she couldn't do anything but sigh in disgust. In reality though they really were tied, including her companion's one. Director's orders, the two won't simply get along.
"You know that's not what I meant, sometimes I hate how dense you are." He mumbled but loud enough for her to hear, because after all, they're only millimetres apart.
"Oh now I'm dense! I take back what I said about loving you fore-." Before she can finish the last word, she was stopped by the warm, soft, damp lips of her lover's as he kissed her passionately and the constellations starting to form in the slowly dimming sky.
-click-
"Hey I was watching that and it's not finished either!" One girl with a high-pitched voice angrily shouted as she spun around from the settee to face the person who held the remote control and rudely interrupted her quality time with the television during that lazy Saturday afternoon.
She was around the age of seventeen with long waist length auburn hair tied in a messy bun, smooth acne-free face with high pinkish cheeks, a small cute nose, pink soft lips and last but not the least, her famous, unique, emerald green eyes accentuated by perfectly arched eyebrows that even her brother found enticing sometimes making her a lot more amusing to annoy. But usually, they're hidden behind her long unkempt fringe concealed to the rest of the world.
She was wearing her oversized pink coloured pyjamas with embroidered bunny rabbits all over telling any onlooker that she is still a 'child', despite her age, and that she had just woken up because of its dishevelled appearance. Over all, she was a total mess, except for the fluffy pink matching bunny slippers that slid comfortably into her feet.
"You should stop watching those sappy 'romance' shows Sakura, I think I just heard you moaning while pashing your own teddy bear last night in your own attempt to practice French-kissing. Don't ask how I knew, I checked you up in your room because you were so noisy and I was getting distracted by your pitiful moans." A man by the age of twenty-three replied bluntly while he dogged pillows that were being thrown his way by his outraged sister.
"You idiot, I had a nightmare last night! I don't know how my teddy bear got in the picture since it was on top of my counter, but I'm not so low as to practice kissing a bloody object and I'm not that bloody desperate!" she bellowed so loudly and heatedly that it seemed that their lovely little house shook a bit.
"Calm down, jeez you're going to break the only shelter we have with your sweet voice, and stop swearing, did you know that that is the biggest turn off in a male's eyes besides smoking?" He replied sarcastically grinning cockily at the sight in front of him. His sister was pissed big time and it was purely apparent on her smooth but reddening face. He thought he saw her veins pop for a second.
"If you don't turn that back on and shut the hell up Touya, I swear to my death grave that you will never sleep comfortably at anywhere on any given time and any given reason ever again." she warned him as her eyes glaring were daggers in his direction. Oh if only looks could kill.
"Fine, continue watching your sappy romance show, if they really are romance they seem more like comedy. So you can keep your guest waiting outside in the heat of the sun. If I was them I wouldn't even bother waiting for you since you're always fashionably late." Touya announced coolly as he heard her sister stumble on the carpet and sped off to her room while reciting 'I forgot!' over and over and stopped on her heals when she remembered something.
"Stupid Touya! Let them in, what kind of host are you?" She then slammed the door of her room hurriedly and rummaged her belongings for anything to wear.
Outside of the humble Kinomoto abode, two young men stood appalled by the noise and racket inside the house that they have never witnessed before. Of course the 'stay there in case you might break something inside..' as Touya always tell them when actually, it means 'stay there because you are not going to go sneak on my sister and peep on her, nor can you set your dirty little feet in my territory..' was not the first time. Touya stopped them from getting inside their house when the three of them realized that the opposite sex didn't have germs that turned you into a one eyed zombie and kissing was normal, by cheek anyway, the lips are reserved for that someone special.
TBC
Author's notes: Ok that was my pathetic attempt for comedy, and I have to agree it is unbearably short, but the excitement will begin next chapter. I purposely made it brief just for a quick sip. The number of reviews shall tell me if I must continue this or not. So leave a review for little old me.. Thank you!
-sQuIrTeH-