(AN: Okay, okay I relent last chapter was confusing yes? Well here's the gist of it. Videl and Gohan divorced. Pan is living with her
dad for only a month because of a questionable lifestyle and being evaluated to see if it affected her psyche any. Last but not least Tara's
pregnant and she accidentally told Videl her secret. Also I am so so very sorry I've had all my loving reviewers wait for so bloody
long so please forgive me when you read this. Mike- you- know- who –you- are, deserves credit for helping me concoct the
conversation between Mirai, Gohan, and Tara if it's a little crude blame him not me, and this is for mature people only. And of course
standard disclaimer applies)
After leaving the courtroom's bathroom, Tara left for home, flying all the way there.
"My mood swings are getting worse… ugh… did I consciously tell Videl that? I'm going to pound my children when they come out,
but first I need to pound someone else into the ground and keep my power up." 'Flying towards Capsule Corp. was fun, she couldn't
wait to learn to fly!' suspending in midair, "Wait! What the hell am I saying I already know how to fly! Grrrrrrr…. Whichever one of you
it is I'm channeling should be very scared of your mommy!"
Tara changed into sweats and tank top, and she was fighting fiercely at an invisible opponent in the GR room powered up (SS2) and
oblivious to her surroundings. Then, Goku came in and Tara stopped mid-kick, "Would you like to spar Goku? I need an opponent
before everyone else comes back." she asked and he replied "Sure! I've been wanting to see what you can do for a while now. Let's
fight!" They both grinned their respective grins and the fight began.
Goku's P.o.v.
'This should be fun! She's a good opponent but I wonder how far she'll be pushed to breaking?'
Tara's P.o.v.
'He has no clue what I can do does he? Fool.'
And a charged and intense battle begins unfortunately Tara's fighting stance starts getting sloppy right about the time everyone comes
back from their ice-cream fun. Goku is wondering what's wrong because her Ki is fluctuating oddly and she's getting unpredictable…
everyone else just thinks she's angry…
Well at a later time all will see they were both right…
Tara's P.o.v.
'Damn what's the matter with me! That mean man's hurting mommy! We need to help! Oh, shit! Babies don't get angry right now,
Mommy's okay she's just fighting with Grandpa Goku, at the moment, don't be so overprotective, I'm alright… '
At that precise moment an energy blast shot out of her hand as her power increased ten-fold and a film of red went over her eyes…
she attacked Goku and started beating him to a soon showing pulp of torn muscle and flesh (AN: i.e. a bloody pulp). Goku however was
trying to avoid the attacks and was asked her " What's the matter? Stop this! You're alright, nothing's going to hurt you! Are you
preg…" The question left unspoken due to the fact he got punched in the mouth and squarely into the wall, seeing this Gohan and Mirai
fused and became Truhan hoping to stop her.
"Tara! Snap out of it, darling! It's okay, you're safe, no one's going to hurt you…." Truhan got promptly slapped to the ground. "Koi,
shut up. You're not helping the headache I have right now!"
Trunks looking at her sideways and questioned, " Are you gaining weight sis?"
"What the hell makes you think that you smartass! I mean I've only been eating more than usual for about a month, and I'm constantly
on power up. What makes you think anything like that!" then in a high-pitched tone "Stupid Uncle Trunks!" with that she ran out of the
room locking her self tightly in her former room whizzing past her parents, among others, leaving everyone else completely flabbergasted.
Bulma runs after her daughter guessing what the commotion was about while Vegeta went to spell it out to the others.
Passing Goku's head, which was sticking out of the wall "Still alive Kakorrat?" "Well your daughter just about killed me but other than
that it was a great fight and there's nothing wrong with me that a senzu bean or food won't fix." "Foolish Kakorrat!" walking into the GR
room (or at least what's left of it…). Glaring at Trunks first, "Trunks, never ask a woman that question you're very lucky she didn't kill
you.", then at everyone else for good measure, "Truhan devolve already. Your wife does not need you stressing out she's doing that
enough as it is and if you had at least been a little sensitive to her you would of seen the fact that she was pregnant. Be very glad I don't kill you right now." Goten slightly curious at what had happened just had to ask " Umm, Mr. Vegeta before you go killing them, why did
she yell and I quote "stupid uncle trunks…" before running off?" Vegeta just looked at him "occasionally channel through the parent…at
least when it's in a sayin parent. You find that out when Trunks over here finally gets pregnant… and he will undoubtly due to the two of
you going at it like rabbits…." "What!" Both Goten and Trunks exclaim…. Vegeta sighs, "In sayin culture it wasn't uncommon for men to
get pregnant due to lack of female sayins because they had a tendency to go mad…"Staring really hard at Mirai and Gohan " due to such
a strong connection to their child or children and not as strong a bond to their mates. I suggest you two fix that problem very quickly or
else." Gohan at this quipped " She's immortal Vegeta, she can't die." Vegeta walked right up to Gohan and punched him in the solar
plexus " That doesn't mean she won't go away nimwit, do you really want to never see your children or mate again for eternity? Well?
That and Sayin pregnancies only last3 months. Go take care of her she's not eating enough she should be bulging right now not just a
little pudgy." All of a sudden Pan squeals "I'm gonna be a big sister! Yes! Finally no more only child syndrome!" Mirai picks Gohan up
and says, "I think grabbing some popcorn, junk food and dvds is in order at this point don't you?"
Meanwhile, Bulma had gotten Tara to calm down and stop the torrents of tears from streaming down her face. Then there was a
knock at the door. Cautiously, and armed with popcorn, junk food, ice cream, Smallville and other assorted dvds Gohan and Mirai stood
waiting. "Love, please let us help you. We're so sorry we didn't realize it sooner, please, please let us help, please." Murmured Gohan
and Mirai said following "We'll even help pick out names for them. Please let us in." Pleading in both there tones, guilt as well. The door
swooshed open, Bulma exited, and Tara spoke " Well since you so graciously brought food and entertainment and will help me name the
children, I guess I'll forgive you this time."
(What happened in the room )
While watching Smallville, Tara randomly states that, "We are not naming them after inanimate objects or food." Gohan
jokingly says, "Well then, Tareta is out and so is Gohan Jr. and Trunks Jr.." (Shudder….) Tara says spacing out-ish, "I think one
should be named Liam..." Mirai then says, "What about Isis?" Tara says after consuming a whole quart of triple fudge ice
cream, "That's nice. So there's Liam, Isis, Who, and, who's ville" Mirai says, "Alan if its a boy." Tara then says, "Liam, Isis,
Alanna, and...?"Tara spoke, "We need another guy name just in case we have two boys instead of two girls, although I have a feeling
we're gonna have two girls, but just incase."Gohan asks, "How about William?" Tara sighs and says, "Nope, we're naming one
Liam, honey and that's a nick name for William." Then she giggles and says, "We could always name the last one
VegetaGoku…"Both Mirai and Gohan exclaim frantically, "Noooooooooooooooo! Anything but that…"Tara speaks again, "Or
even Goku-Vegeta" Both of them fall on the floor at that point. Tara laughs some more. Mirai says "What about, Harryu?"
Mirai Trunks reiterates, "My mistake I meant to say, Harry." author note:(squints eyes and sees lightning scar on the forehead...
"Great but terrible things…" ooooo ominous…) Gohan knowingly says, "Well, Ryu is the actually dragon in Japanese..."Mirai
says, "Kite?" (pronounced key-te) Tara says, "Dende?" Gohan says, "Picalot?" Tara queries "Lancelot?" Then they start joking
around and Gohan and Trunks fuse to form Truhan. Truhan starts playing and says, "Bumpsalot? Fucksalot?Lickscuntalot?" Tara
quips, "Especially with Gwenievere." Truhan laughs so hard he splits back into his two halves. Gohan still gasping says,
"Casper?" Tara starts humming, 'The friendly ghost...' And Mirai picks up and sings, "The friendliest ghost you'll
see…"
(Popcorn throwing ensues…)(Twlight Zone Music...)
Tara says, "Well, how about ghost? That might be an interesting name." Gohan says, "Eden." Tara rebuts, "Anikin." Mirai wanting to
end the conflict already says, "So it'll be Liam, Isis, Alanna, and Eden for just in case?" Gohan asks," Eden or Edin? With
and E or and I?" Tara contemplates and says, "It'll be Liam, Isis, Eve, and Edyn. And that's with an 'Y', meaning neither."
Gohan had to ask, "What happened to Alanna?" Dende's voice sounds in their collective heads "Ummm… copyright
infringement." All of them respond "Oh!" Then Truhan collects himself together and says, "I like the names."
And that settled the inevitable debacle of the baby names….
