This is my oneshot about how Ron is sooooooo jealous when guys flirt with Hermione or she gives them the slightest bit of attention. Kind of funny...
" Okay! Who called Hermione ' Mione!" screamed Ron throughout the entire common room.
All the guys, and I mean ALL of them ran up to the boys dorm fighting to get in except for Harry who sat there snickering.
" Oh God Ron! It is just a name!" said Hermione, who was fed up with Ron and his self-righteous attitude.
" Just a name?! Just a name?! That is what I call you! It stands for MY-ione!" screamed Ron.
Hermione flew her hands up and flopped down on the sofa.
" Your hopeless!" she said in defeat.
" Good. Now you realize and I can worry about the important part." said Ron and he continued to scream.
" Who called her Mione!?" asked Ron.
None of them answered.
" Okay, then I am going to have to smash your faces one at a time!" said Ron in anger.
' Ron, you stop it right now" commanded Hermione as she grabbed his ear and threw him on the sofa.
" I am NOT you property1 If someone wants to FLIRT with me or Call me MIONE or call me BEAUTIFUL! They should be able to do it without getting their face rearranged!" screamed Hermione.
Ron smirked.
" Oh do not smirk at me! Or I will go kiss every guy in this room if you smirk at me one more time!"
Ron's smirk faded and then he screamed.
" If anybody decides to kiss YOU, I will make them wanna transfer to another school!"
Hermione slapped Ron straight in the face.
" Ron if you hurt anyone EXCEPT a slytherin, I will never speak to you again.
Ron looked horrified.
" Well...I ...don't want you to get hurt" he mumbled.
Ron had no idea how she heard him but she replied.
"Please! You hurt me more than anybody in this room!"
Suddenly kissed her and a few guys whistled.
" Are you whistling at Hermione?!?!?!?!?!?" Ron demanded.
Hermione slapped him and they went back to making out.
This was just a drabble...