Chapter 3: Suspects
Everyone went back to the classroom. Kat kept pacing around the room. She repeated, "Billy is dead, Billy is dead, BILLY CRANSTON IS DEAD!"
Tommy said, "Billy can't die, how could Billy die?"
Jason responded, "He was the first suspect. It's my fault. The second I suspected him I signed his death warrant."
Tanya asked, "Well is any one of us safe?"
"Yeah, virgins. Virgins never die."
Tommy whispered, "All right." He looked at Kat. "Thanks for saving me." She just gave him a look telling him to go screw himself.
Rocky announced, "I'm dead."
Adam said, "I'm dead."
Jason said, "Well I'll get as sick as you can get without dying."
Tanya said, "Wait Billy's dead."
Adam, Rocky, and Jason looked at each other and smiled. They started dancing and saying, "Go Billy, Go Billy, Go go go…
Tommy yelled, "Okay! Listen as happy as I am for Billy I am scared to death here. Jace what do we do?"
Jason explained, "Ok let's calmly recap."
Rocky yelled, "TJ's dead, Billy's dead, WERE TRAPPED INSIDE WITH THE KILLER!"
Adam said, "So basically we have to figure out who the killer is."
Tanya said, "So we should split up."
Jason said, "Right away wrong."
Tanya said, "Okay we'll just stay right here and we'll all be fine." Suddenly the sound of the squeaky bin came by. Jason knew what was coming.
He said, "Don't say it!"
Tommy said, "The janitor's the killer."
Jason signed, "And that's the end of the janitor."
"Oh stop being crazy."
Kat said, "Yeah Jason. You were wrong about Billy you are wrong about this."
Jason yelled, "You were wrong to break up with Tommy!"
Kat asked, "What does that have to do with anything."
"Did any of this happen when you two were together?"
"No."
"You killed us. You've killed us all." Rocky heard enough.
"Hey, Hey, Hey! Now you are overreacting. There are only two people horribly dead and that's an acceptable lost!" Suddenly the squeaking got louder and louder. Everyone looked at the door terrified beyond belief.
Tanya started to freak out again. She started standing on a desk, "He's coming closer! He's coming! HE'S COMING FOR ALL OF US!"
Adam in a very manly way said, "Come on let's get out of here." He opened the door and everyone ran back to the hall. The girls were about to run with the guys until they saw the janitor's bin rolling by it self. Tanya screamed again.
Adam then said, "You know you are really good at that."
Tanya was touched, "Oh thank you."
Tommy asked, "So where is he?"
Rocky in a very dramatic way said, "He's probably on his way."
Jason said, "I don't think so." He looked in the bin and saw something not for the faint of heart. "Tanya? Are you sick of screaming?"
Tanya answered, "Yes."
"Then don't look in here." Everyone else looked in it and screamed.
Tommy cried, "There's like 15 retainers in there."
Jason said, "And this." He pulled out the dead body of the creepy Janitor. They all looked at Tanya knowing this was her cue.
Tanya said, "Oh me, ok" She then screamed again. Jason put the body back in and pushed the bin away.
Rocky then realized something. "Wait a second! The killer's dead! Were off the hook. Up top!" He then put his hand in the air waiting to slap someone else's but no one put their hand out.
Adam yelled, "Rocky!" He put Rocky's arm down. "I don't get it man. It had to be the janitor."
Tommy said, "There's nobody else in here. Is there?" They turned around and turned back relived to see nowhere there but then the killer ran by the hall they just looked at missing him by two seconds.
Kat asked Jason "Ok how do you explain this?"
Jason explained, "Easy. The death of the janitor signifies the end of the last of the obvious suspects. Just like in the cult classic the last of the obvious suspects."
Tanya asked, "That would mean…" Rocky made a dramatic "Du du dum" sound
Tommy said, "The killer…. is one of us."
Jason said, "Just like in the killer is one of us. Rocky made a "du du dun" sound.
Kat was getting annoyed, "Enough already." Rocky just kept his mouth shut
Jason gave Kat a suspicious look, "Do we upset you?"
"Yes!"
Tommy asked, "Upset you enough to kill?" Rocky made a "du du du dun" sound. Jason and Tommy looked at him.
Rocky said, "I'm done." And looked at the floor.
Tommy gave him a weird look and then got back to Kat. "Ok. We need to face it everybody" He walked over to Adam. "One of us is a crazy." He walked over to Jason, "Psychopathic." He walked over to over to Kat and said in kind of French accent, "Murder." He then walked next Tanya. "The question is which one is it?" Everyone gave each other looks. Adam was biting his nails while Rocky was licking his thumb.
Kat said, "Look none of us is the killer. There has to be somebody else in here and there has to be another way out. Somebody has to find a way out."
Rocky decided to step up, "Fine. I'll do it. I'm the oldest."
Adam said, "Actually I'm the oldest."
Rocky said, "Yeah but I lived the longest." Everyone gave him a confused look. Adam decided not to correct him since he didn't want to get killed.
Adam said, "Ok fine."
Rocky was confused. He pointed his fingers and swung his arms and asked, "Ok so what just happen here?"
Tommy smiled, "You get to stay out here all by your self."
Rocky smiled, "Oh good!"
Tommy said, "Yeah good luck." He smiled pretending he didn't know he was about to send Rocky to his doom. As did everyone else since they all didn't want to die.
"Thanks man." Everyone just laughed and smiled and patted Rocky's shoulders and then went back to the classroom. Rocky then finally realized the situation. "Oh no."
He started making "du du dun" sound again. He kept making those sounds until out of nowhere he saw some one and screamed.
To be continued
