Wooow
By: Amako-chan
Edward stared at his phone and waited for it to start ringing.
"I hope it's you." He said quietly.
Then, all of a sudden (and out of no where) Phil popped up.
Yes Phil. The little goat man from the cartoon "Hercules."
No, I'm not doing drugs. Stop looking at me officer. O.O
I need an adult! I need an adult! O.O Anyways ...
Phil began singing,
"And I hope, it's you. Though kid, you're not exzactly a dream, come true."
Edward became frightened and wondered where the hell this guy had come from.
Edward thinks I'm insane ... I know I am ... Jeeze, stop trying to lower my self esteem. I'm already emo. (Not rele.)
Winry suddenly came out and smacked Phil and called him a pervert and then she was like,
"OMG ... I'M WEARING ... SOCKS!!!"
Edward got all excited and started dancing in circles until he tripped on an apple.
Wait, an apple? Where in the hell did that come from? This wasn't in my script ...
Janitor Bob, did you put that apple there?
Janitor Bob went all crazy and screamed,
"MUFFINS ATE MY MOTHER!!!"
Oh nevermind ... He's not being crazy ... Muffins really did eat his mother ... Damn muffins ...
Janitor Bob then grinned and transformed into the Grinch and was all like,
"I'm gonna go and steal Christmas now! BWA HA HA!!!"
Edward, Winry and I all waved bye-bye to him and called out,
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!"