"If you were gay, do-da dodo."

"Edmund!" Groaned Peter trying not to fall down a glacier in the snow.

"That'd be okay, do-da-dodo."

"Please Edmund your going to scare away any possible slaves." Pleaded Susan turning around to face Edmund.

"Cause I like you any way and if it was me I would feel free to say that I was gay. But I'm not gay."

"Edmund you're giving me a head ache." Moaned Lucy rubbing her head.

"If you were queer."

"Edmund I'm this close to reaching inside your mouth and pulling out your voice box."

"I'd still be here."

"Edmund Please!"

"Year after year, because your dear to me and I think that you would except me toooo if I told you today, that I was gay, but, I'm, not gay"

"Edmund!"

"Okay, okay I've stopped." Soothed Edmund.

There was a rustling in the bush and out jumped an over sized beaver.

"Quick catch it, we can use it for a hat." Screamed Susan. Peter Lurched forward to catch the creature but it swerved out of the way and said. "Do you mind I'm trying to hide from my wife."

"Oh Sorry, want to be our slave tour guide, I mean we're lost could you possibly lead us to your leader." Susan said unsuccessfully trying to make it look like she didn't want to enslave him.

"Sure, anything to get away from my wife. But first I have one question."

"What?" Asked the children in unison.

"Are you the kids from that prophecy?"

The Pevency Children looked at each, if they were they would most certainly have to the poor sap but on the other hand they could exploit the strange creatures in the land. "Umm… Sure what ever you want to believe." Replied Peter trying to sound as convincing as possible.

"Good let's go then."

So the four siblings and the beaver walked on searching for this mysterious lands leader.

"So… Who's your leader, just out of interest?" asked Lucy casually.

"Oh that'd be Aslan the Lion." Replied the beaver happily.

"Hey isn't Aslan Turkish for lion?" Said Susan trying to sound smart.

"Ha! You guys sure have great names here." Snorted Edmund Cruelly.

"Hey! You guys shut up for a minute." Commanded Peter he was looking at a melting icicle, "Is that meant to happen in the middle of winter?"

"Probably not." Answered Edmund coming up beside Peter.

"Maybe all that hype about global warmings true?" Supposed Susan examining the icicle.

"No a melting icicle means only one thing." Interrupted the Beaver knowingly. "SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!! Pa-ar-te down."

Music sounded and the beaver started dancing in a way that no one should ever have to witness. Peter and Edmund shrugged and started to dance with some dryads that had just appeared out of no where. Lucy ran around and started to build a snow fortress.

"Wait this doesn't make any sense." Screamed Susan feeling quite distressed with all the randomness.

"Who cares? I'm gonna find myself a hot dryad." Shouted Peter quite out of character with his usual polite composure.

"But what about turning this place into a theme park?"

"Oh Loosen up Su, where just kids its one idea to the next. We never finish any thing." Retorted Edmund now dancing with two dryads.

A random beach ball hit Susan on the head, she was now thoroughly peeved with how immaturely her siblings were acting.

"Right, that's it, I'm going to rule this place myself."

"All Hail Queen Susan. Get back to work you lousy slaves." Barked a rather large Ogre holding a cat of nine tails.

"Knew we shouldn't have given her the "How to take over a country in three easy steps" for Christmas." Moaned Edmund haling a block of concrete the twice his size up a steep hill.

"Just be glad we didn't give her "The Anarchy guide to nuclear war fair." Replied Peter bitterly.

"Man we give the worst presents."