WHAT LAST FOREVER
Chapter 5- Teasing
Beta: dark catalyst
"Harry Potter... I recognize that name..." said Spike slowly.
"You do? Have you met him?" Remus asked exited and Harry relaxed. It was obvious that the two men didn't know that he was Harry.
"Briefly I believe," Spike said in a voice that he managed to make believable.
"Where?" Snape asked as if he didn't really wanted to know. He's probably not very eager to find me, Harry thought with a amused smile.
"Oh, up and around you know," Spike said lightly.
Remus frowned aloud.
"I'm afraid we don't know. Explain." Harry turned around to watch them. He felt safe to do that now when he knew they didn't suspect him. Spike exchanged a look with him. It told him clearly to stay out of it and not interrupt.
"Yo! You know the deal, clubs, party's strip clubs, and the lot." Harry mentally cringed at Remus look.
"And he isn't even 17!" Remus growled.
Snape was looking close to amused. Who would have known? He could actually display an emotion!
"He's taking after the mutt very much; at least he isn't gay..." Snape's comment hang in the air and Remus glared at him.
"Why do you want to talk to Jamez?" Spike said in an icy voice all of a sudden.
Harry took the chance to go and get a drink in the corner of the room but he still listened to every word that was being said.
"We've talked to Jenny. She told us that Jamez practically knows everyone. We thought it would be a good idea."
"But since he's got a body guard," Snape murmured and Remus elbowed him. Spike glared daggers at them.
"So Jamez, where you from?" Snape said in an voice almost without sarcasm.
"Around."
"Around? Around where?" Snape asked.
"You know... around," Harry said and took out a silent pleasure of annoying Snape.
"What town," Snape slowly asked as he probably thought he was brain dead.
"You know, around in the towns," he said with a shrug.
Snape was about to go over to him but Remus hand on his shoulder stopped him.
"You don't know the talk do you? By the way, you do no longer need to look for Harry Potter."
Everyone, including Harry starred at Spike.
"And why not?" Snape said in a dangerous voice.
"Because he's dead," said Spike with glee.
Remus reaction was what he least expected. He flew on to Spike and knocked him down on the floor and banged Spike's head in the floor a couple of times. 'Ouch, that must have hurt!' Harry thought without feeling too sorry for Spike. He had it coming.
"Liar!" The werewolf roared.
Even Snape looked ready to kill for some reason.
"Where have you taken him?" Snape snarled.
"I don't have him fuck face," Spike spat.
Harry decided to step in.
"Now, hold your horses boys. Potter is not here and Spike doesn't have him. Spike is just a teaser, it's his personality, he can't help it. Let him go before the guards gets here."
Remus let him go reluctantly.
Harry stopped himself from saying"Good boy" to Lupin.
"Alright now. Act like gown ups! And pull yourself together Spike!" he said to his friend which hair stood up on one end.
"Since when did you get so bossy?" Spike frowned.
Harry rolled his eyes.
"Alright you two. We've seen Potter once or twice but that's all. Now get your butts out of here before I make you!" Harry said angrily to his professor and ex professor.
The two of then made their way out slowly.
"We'll be watching you. And if we see you've fooled us..." said Snape threateningly, but he didn't pronounce exactly what would happen if they found out.
'Poor man, he probably has no imagination,' Harry thought with glee. Or perhaps he let it be because he thinks it's scarier? The man did after all go in Voldemorts School...
"Those two are just too much," said Spike with a shake when he watched them ask questions to other people.
"Yeah I know. They won't take no for an answer."
"Noticed," Spike said.
"Look! There's Miss Spears and over there is Justin Timberlake! Look how they glare at each other. Good I'm so fed up with their break up headlines in the paper!"
"Yeah me too! What does a guy have to do to get away from those cheesy stories? I mean it's one thing if young kid's enjoy it, but grownups? Give me a break!"
"My aunt likes it," Harry frowned.
"Yeah? And she's the biggest Muggle in the world too, isn't she?"
"True."
Spike decided now would be a good time to rant about the papers and their worthless trash subjects. He used a few curses that were involved in the subject "reporters".
Apparently Spike had had a run in with a reporter a few years ago just because he 'accidentally' drank the reporters mate. But the reporter ended his days in a car explosion, and according to Spike he didn't have a thing to do with that... Do you believe him?
Harry didn't. Spike always managed to make he himself look fairly innocent just because he knew that Harry wouldn't approve of all his adventures. He always made them look like someone else finished the job to kill them. Who's stupid enough to believe that?