Dear Mac-
Busy bees buzz around here.
I want to go find the animals, and put them in my play.
SELF LOATHING peasants,
I am Louis which makes me awkward in bed.
I wish my wife would stop goddamn seducing me.
All I wanna do is lay around my special room in Rivendell, where I may adore my sexy pinup of Aruwen, which I must take down when Aragon comes over to hang outl.
You have a loverly mustache, Remmy. Let me caress you and lick yer muffin.
Free food for everyone, candy falls from the sky.
Lollipops raining down, tits man.
The gumdrops tickle me and see me in the shower occasionally.
We chew bubble gum here, the pinky bubbly kind.
Lets be ghosts and float and frolic around the town,
making love down by the fire and adoring each other's body heat,
cause its nippy boodles In hurr...
I luff it when my toes are all warmy,
sitting in a baht tub amongst the fuzzly bubbles and burny loffly candles
oh paradise, I embrace and condone your general frivolity!!!
The penguin is named Pokey and she loves to make love to the hippies..
Keith me dahhhhling
I love our magic carpet rides.
The breezes making me tingly, urchins tentacle rape us but the feel bad
and buy us truffles
then we see the glowworms! What lovely pretend dinners we may create
in playset stoves using all imagination love and just plain childishness.
Why do you itch, tommyfish?
Your pink fro makes me want a cauldron. Candy, please
apples with candy and shish kebabs,
the deck is taped man. Pan me a self portrait with
novelty sunglasses so you can gave
a facist speech to foreign country to become quite a
druggy burnout living out of his stoner van
he has shaggy hair but its kinda cute.
Oh id do him.
Se in the kitchen, over by the stove.
Why do your pants mock me so?
Acid makes people write better music.
The skunks and cute and smell lovely in my dreams.
Why have you stuck your dragon in my lotus petals? Im going to pop a baby out of my vag and not go to war.
That means no heroine.
OH SnaP!!!111!!!!
-love Kaori.