Titans in Kaamelot
Hello there This is my first attempt at writing an english fanfiction it's a bit weird for me so sorry for the future mistakes I'll certainly do.
So… Here is a Teen Titans story which settles in the Arthur and the Grail's context… Except one thing : It's not Camelot here… It's Kaamelot. Unfortunately, Teen Titans and Kaamelot are nor my properties… But I claim the insanity of this story
Ah yeah… About the pairing… For the moment, noone, but I foresee a RavenXStarfire Oh and… Polnareff rocks !
GOODBYE MARYLOUUUUUUUUUUU…
« Mind your manners, The Round Table is not a barbecue ! »
Arthur – Kaamelot
King Robin, monarch of Jump, was pacing in the castle of Kaamelot. He wasn't exactly in a good mood : The Lady of the Lake just contacted him once again and urged – well… Screamt in fact – him to find the Holy Grail. It was the fourth time since the beginning of the week and he was a bit stressed.
--- FLASHBAAAAAAAAAAAACK ! ---
« WHY THE HELL ARE YOU AND YOUR SCRAWNY ASS NOT OUT SEARCHING THE DAMN CUP ?! »
He reached his throne, his head spinning. The Lady of the Lake – more known amongst the mortals as "Blackfire", or… Hum… Less polite nicknames – had one more time threatened him to make him eat his own intestines. He was by now used to her antics - Heck ! He managed to survive her for 3 years now ! – but her high pitched voice just drove him and his eardrums completely insane.
« My dear Lady, he tried to answer, be certain that I didn't forget my holy quest but…
But ? Her voice lowered to a dangerous tone.
Huh, Robin continued, well… In fact, I have problems with barbarian invasions and particularly the burgonde Slade.
So, Blackfire calmy said while walking to him, you, King Robin, champion of the gods and owner of Excalibur, you, who lead the Knights of the Round Table, you can't take care of some PATHETIC LITTLE BUMS ?!
It's not that simple, he cringed, this Slade is helped by powerful warriors and magicians…
I. Don't. Give. A. DAMN ! About it. Ever you begin your quest, ever you'll have to worry about something more scary than some stupid hicks. Capish ?
Yes, Ô Great Lady of the Lake.
Good boy. Now pack your things and go get the damn thing.
Yes sir. »
--- END OF THE FLASHBAAAAAAAAAAAACK ! ---
Robin didn't have any choice, so he grabbed his dear Excalibur, some foods and hurried to his horse. Before exiting Kaamelot, he managed to write a note to his lieutenant, Raven. He grimaced while thinking about the enchantress, she wouldn't be very happy about the whole thing but what other person would be more suited to take the lead while he was away ?
Cyborg ? He was the strongest knight but he lacked a lot of presence and seriousness.
Beast Boy ? Ha ha ha…
Not funny.
No, Raven was fine for the job : She was scary, intelligent, very scary, diplomatic when needed, very very scary, powerful, oh and… Very very very scary.
Robin sighed and headed to the doors of the castle. It was going to be a looooooong trip.
END
Kaamelota very funny French TV show, parody of the Cycle of Arthur
burgondegerman people, from Scandinavia, in Kaamelot, Burgondes tend to have problems with Arhtur and always invade his land.