Titans in Kaamelot
Hey Second chapter in line. I'm listening right now George Baker, it's just… DAMN GOOD :D
Teen Titans and Kaamelot were not my properties the last time I checked and recheck nope… Always not mine
Do you know Karadoc of Kaamelot ? Most times, he's with his buddy, Perceval, in the nearest tavern. The two of them are just completely dumb-asses, they rock ! There is also this another famous quote from dear Kara : "I'm not mad ! I had a quetsch flan ! »
LOOKIN' BACK ON THE TRACK FOR A LITTLE GREEN BAAAAAAG
« In Vannes too, we have our traditions. Well, no Grails, but I know an old man who walks around with a salad bowl. »
Karadoc – Kaamelot
While King Robin was beginning his holy quest, the enchantress Raven was slowly waking up in her comfy queen-size bed – Don't joke about it, BB already tried : that's why he's green now – hugging her little red doll named "Rage". Of course, no one knew about this particular fact, or else she would be forced to kill and destroy anything and anyone in the kingdom of Jump. And that would be very sad because where the hell would she be able then to find tea ?!
How sad, really…
Raven stretched a little but decided to rest a little more : King Robin would take care of Slades and other barbarians. Damn, the knights of the Round Table would at least do something of their 10 fingers, right ? She was a bit tired since she defeated the dragon Malchior. Of course, King Robin was the one who got all the cheers and she really didn't care : in fact, she was a bit scared of people but of course she would never recognized it, it was easier to scare everybody.
So, Raven was hugging her dear Rage, half dreaming, when suddenly something green just crashed in the middle of her room, breaking her door in the same time.
« WE ARE IN DEEP SHIT !!!! »
Fortunately, the enchantress was able to hide Rage before Beast Boy discovered her dirty secret.
« ENCHant… Huh… Ress ? Said the knight before turning a strange shade of yellow while seeing four very angry glowing eyes looking at him. »
He gulped and began to tremble.
« Yes ? Came the rasped voice of Raven.
We… Huh… Have a big problem.
So… Why not talking about it to the right person, a.k.a King Robin ?
That's part of the problem, Great Enchantress. »
Beast Boy managed to strangle a yelp as the four eyes half closed and black energy appeared around Raven, swirling around the female body.
« Explain.
It seems our king just decided to huh… Begin the great quest to find the Holy Grail. »
The four eyes blinked.
« What ?! Raven nearly shout.
Here's the note, the knight said, showing a post it where it was – horribly – written : Yop Raven, have to find Grail, take care of Jump. King Robin."
Beast Boy managed to run away before hell decided to break loose.
Deep in the Abyss, a lonely demon cheered :
« That's my girl ! »
After one hour of pure destruction, Raven calmed enough to regain control on her powers. While Beast Boy was hidden somewhere, Cyborg, second knight of the Round Table, was helping the king's substitute, Enchantress Raven, with her new duties.
« Slade is not the major problem for the moment, he explained while Raven sat on the throne. We had recently some incidents with the rural population.
What do they want ?
In fact… We do not understand their demands : they just attacked the garrison without any warning.
Then go get their leaders. I want to talk to them.
Yes, Enchantress. »
Raven had time to try a little the crown. Not bad… She used her magic to grab some small cushions because the damn wood throne was already breaking her delicate behind. How, by her demon father, can King Robin be able to sit all the day on this tool of torture in disguise ?
Few minutes later, the knight returned, with two poor men in each hand. Raven adjusted her hood, letting only her scary eyes in the light. The first one was big and old with a grey mustache, the other, younger, was lanky. The two of them just stank as if they never took a bath, which was probably true.
« So ? She asked with her calm and rasped voice, trying to ignore the fool smell. What's with attacking the guards ?
We want to talk to the King, they said in unison.
King Robin is absent for the moment, so you'll have to talk to me and, by the way, there is no "want" here or I'm going to decorate this room with your insides. Understood ?
Huh… yes, Ô Great Enchantress.
Good. So ? What does the agrarian population wish ?
Huh ?
I'm talking to you, country bumpkins.
Well, began the older, we have social demands.
Which are ? »
The two hicks stayed suddenly silent and stared at each other. Raven was inwardly chanting « Azarath… Metrion… Zinthos… » while her patience sang goodbye to her ears.
« Well… We don't know for the moment, said the lanky, but you know, there are these things about proletarian revolutions, the power for the oppressed people, Lenine guy and all the trimmings.
Yeah ! The other one continues with more enthusiasm, and we'll hang the last boss with the guts of the last priest !
And, Raven asked with a calm voice, how do you exactly intend to hang me, because, may I remind you, I'm currently the boss of Jump ? »
Silence.
Four eyes glowing red.
« OUT NOW ! Raven barked. »
The hicks managed to set the first running record of Jump. Raven sighed and tried to seek comfort in the wood throne. Needs more cushions… Cyborg cleared his throat nervously.
« Enchantress, now we need to discuss on the Round Table's affairs.
Ok. At least it can't be worst than the hicks."
Cyborg chose wisely not to warn Raven.
END
a lonely demon Come on, you know who it is… It begins with a "tri" and ends with a "gon".
we'll hang the last boss with the guts of the last priest ! Personal joke