Two Dorks, A Krab, And a Burger Chain

by Boonose

Ahhhhh….Bikini Bottom. A peaceful economy of eternal happiness.

Voice: Ahhhhhh! Get me out of here!

….well, most of the time.

Fish 1: It's horrible!

Fish 2: It's hideous!

Plankton: It's a Chum Burger, Deal with it.

Fish: I'm sick of coming here are getting slop like this in my face!

Plankton: It's not slop, It's a Chum Burger!

Fish: Well I think it's slop!

Plankton: Well I like handing out slop to everyone that walks by!

Guy: Excuse Me I'd like some pay ph-

Plankton: One Burger At your service!

Guy: Thanks!

(eats one and keels over)

Fish: Mother of God! You Killed Him!

Plankton: Hey, It can be worse.

Fish: He's The Health Inspector!

Plankton: It can be worse!

(outside where police are swarming)

Plankton: Oh Cartoon Irony.

Policeman: Plankton, We're tired of your smelly meals!

Plankton: If I sold patties this wouldn't happen!

Policeman: I have no choice but to shut you down!

Plankton: You can't do that!

Policeman: Would you rather be in jail?

Plankton: No.

Krabs: Did my ears deceive me?

SpongeBob: What's going on?

Krabs: Plankton's off our tail, that's what's going on! We're Free!

(starts to party)

SB: Mr. Krabs, wouldn't something bigger and badder come in now?

Mr Krabs: Like what?

Meanwhile, At Bikini Bottom Government…..

Fish: Mr President, The Chum Bucket Has Shut down!

President Guy: So?

Fish: We won't make enough budget money!

President: So?

Fish: With a budget cut, we'll go bankrupt!

President: That is serious! We better find A New chain to spread.

At Patty Queen…..

Employee: Sorry, It's the Lunch rush and We're Loaded.

At McSeaweeds…..

PeeWee McSeaweed: We have enough locations already.

At Sr. Beefy…..

Manager: I told you to get out! Dan, Lancer, Get him out!

Fish: What will we do?

Voice: I can help…….

(fish steps out)

Fish: I'm Owa Tagoosyuarr from Big Burger. I just started opening and I need some business.

Gov. Fish: We'll Take It!

The Next Day…….

(drilling noises outside)

SB: Hey, Mr. Krabs, There's a new restaurant in town.

Mr. Krabs: Big Burger huh, oh well, it can't be that bad.

Inside Big Burger…..

Owa: (to employees) You will work day and night, night and day, with no breaks! And we will not stop until we bankrupt that greasy spoon mockery, the Krusty Krab! Say it with me! DIE KRUSTY KRAB!

Crowd: (murmurs die krusty krab)

Owa: SAY IT!

Crowd: DIE KRUSTY KRAB!