Demon Exterminater Barbie- I CONGRADULATE YOU! YOU HAVE FOUND ME OUT! It's a surprise who gets the next kisses, I keep it a secret! It actually was going to be Mitsu...but I changed my mind. giggle

Everyone- your comments and replies make me giddy and excited to write for you all! Okay, okay, I know I haven't up-dated it bacause 1), I have been preoccupied, reading yaoi, 2) writing Naruto one shots, and 3) I lazy. Me and Miroko seem to be buds.

Miroku no Shichi

Chapter 4- sake giggles

before

Before Miroku could really kiss her, she tried to walk away. Miroku released her, but grabbed her wrist loosely and kiss the top of her hand. Sango blushed, and then bowed, whispering sorry. She skitted over near Kagome, and started talking to her as she finished up the stew.

Miroku sighed. 'I just can't win.'

After the sun broke into the horizon, everyone gathered there items, and moved onward. This was the second time they had moved so far north. The first time was when the were chasing the Band of Seven. This time they had to get Naraku. Kagome decided it was safer to keep their only shard in her world. The only free roaming shards were Kouga's and Kohaku's, everything was in Naraku's possesion. Kohaku was currently on the run, and was very south.

Sango smiled as she thought about Kohaku. He was close to freedom.

They walked again through out the whole time, Mirochi and Inuyasha not permitting any breaks. "Gee Miroku, I never knew you could be so mean!" Kagome whispered in the real Miroku's ear. He chuckled at her comment, and saw Sango giggle. Oh the glory of that giggle. It was just so...not Sango. He sighed, wishing he could hear it more often, it was just so lovely.

Miroku felt Kgaome brush pass her to talk to Inuyasha about a break since it was nearly 3 o'clock. Sango scooted up next to him, and grinned. There was something, something dangerous about it.

"You know Miroku, for a long time, I have been trying to think of a proper way of teaching you not to touch other women's bums. And for the longest time I thought I could just get away with beating you up. But then it hit me. You don't need punishments for when you do it, you need rewards for when you don't do it." As she said this, she got close, placing her arm around him. Miroku's looked at her completely shocked.

She ignored that completely. They stopped, not having to worrying about the people ahead. She suddenly placed an innocent look on her face, and slowly inched closer to his lips. He did the same, hesitenly leaning closer. She suddenly stopped.

And he saw that grin again.

"Just kidding!" She whispered, dropping her hand on his butt, and giving it a nice squeeze just like he would have done.

She giggled again, running up ahead to catch up. He stood there in a plunder of confusion. 'Did she actually do that?' The memory of the last few minutes played over in his head.'Holy crap, what she just did was really hot.'

After a moment he was brought back to the real world, he ran and caught up with the others. They finally caught a break from Inuyasha, around five that is, but Mirochi still didn't wanna stay there. He lost the fight, and sat away from the fire to sulk. Every time Sango caught Miroku looking at her, she grined at him. He felt that he had blushed every time. He really needed to get his emtions back together.

They decided to eat and stay there. There was a river near by and and some random hotsprings. Being up north near the mountains made everyone cold, and everyone was happy about the warmth. Everyone was really bored though. Mirin suddenly excitedly anoounced that he had got some sake. Miroku and Inuyasha decided on a bath after that was said. Miroku was not up for the fun. But Sango, Kagome(drinking only a little, mind you!), and the rest of the Mirokus certainly were up for sake.

"I know what we should do! Play Lords!"

"Lords?" Kagome asked, raising her brow.

"Oh kami..." Sango sighed. "It's the game where one person is the lord, and the others are servants. The lord turns his back, and the servants line up, and take the number in which it goes left to right of the lord's back. Then he assigns every number an action whether dancing, courting, or kisses." Sango thought, 'crap', when that was said. "Then when everyone has an assignment, he will turn around and watch."

"Well, umm, how interesting."

"I wanna be Lord first!" Mirochi cried in excitment.

"Alright. alright..."

"But Mitsu! he's always first!" Miroko whined.

"Wanna fight him?"

"no..."

"Then it's settled." Mirochi faced the woods.

Everyone lined up facing his back, and took a drink of sake as it was passed around. Kagome nervously drank to much, but decided she liked the sweet sake more than the dry she first had.

"Number one! Roll on the ground and move like a fish on dry land."

Miroko laughed while Miroppe grinned.

"Number two, I want you to hop around in circles."

Miroko heard uttering 'damn'.

"Three and four, I want you to hold hands and walk in a circle."

Mitsu gave a small smile, looking over at number four, which was Mirin.

"Five, you grope the two closest to you."

Miro grinned largely at Kagome, and winked.

"Six, seven. Go strip down, and steal Inuyasha and Miroku's clothes, and wear theirs back while you leave your clothes with them."

Kagome and Sango felt their jaws drop. Mirochi obviously knew that Sango and Kagome were standing last at the end.

'fucking hell! Sango muttered.

Mirochi turned around and watched everyone take their action. Kagome was about to get away when Miro called her over, and then groped her. She hit his head, and turned to Sango and walked into the forest toward the hot springs.

Sango and Kagome stopped just before the hot springs, spotting their clothes. Inuyasha was talking energeticly about something to Miroku who laungidly listened. Kagome swore she heard her name, and then wench. They stripped down, and carried the clothes over to the mens', an exchanged. They stifled giggles as they successfully retrieved and wore the mens' clothes.

They got the clothes on successfully, and walked back to camp. Hopefully the other two wouldn't catch them.

"Bravo, bravo, the lord is pleased. Miroko, you are next lord, any one dropping this round?"

"Me!" Sango and Mirin raised there hand, not wanting to continue. Miroko nodded it off, and they exited away from the line. They both sat down on the ground next to the fire together, sharing sips of sake. Together both watched the group do various things, and serval times the said they would join, but found the were to dizzy to even get up.

So much sake.

"Sango! You look just like Miroku! Y'know?"

"You look like -hic- Miroku too!"

"Can I kiss you Miroku?" Mirin asked, tipping closer.

"But-but Mirin! I'm a girl!"

"But you look like Miroku."

"You do too."

"Fine. I don't care. I have to kiss you any way." Mirin leaned close, and planted a wet drunken kiss on her lips, lethargic by the alcohol consumpsion also. He sucked on her bottom lip slightly, and retreated.

"Your lips are big."

"Really?!" Sango said, surprised.

"Yeah, most men love it, course, I'm not most men."

They giggled, soon falling into a deep conversation about anything that came to mind. Kagome finally joined them, along with Mitsu, having 'enough' fun for the night. Miroko, Mirochi, Miroppe, and Mirin continued drinking and playing.

Suddenly, a noise was heard in the bushes, everyone froze, realizing their danger. The noises turned into voices. Angry voices. One was obviously trying to calm down the other though. The angry hanyou marched to the camp, holding Kagome's clothes in front of his...area. Miroku appeared a moment later, wearing Sango's kimono. He smiled goofily, holding on to the back of Inuyasha's hair. Inuyasha finally stopped grumbling, looking at Kagome, dressed in his clothes sitting in a rather provocative pose. Miroku glanced over at Sango, in an equally inticing pose, wearing his robes.

Inuyasha spoke calmly, "Kagome, why are you wearing my clothes?"

"Umm," she hiccuped, "well, we were playing a game, and this was my order."

Inuyasha sighed, walked over to Kagome, commenting on her being ridiculously drunk, and threw her over his shoulder, heading towards the river to clean her up. She giggled, wiggling her finger good bye to everyone.

Miroku rose his eye brow, looking back over to Sango, waving to him. He never in a million years thought he would ever see her drunk. He decided she would sleep it off, and decided to take Kagome's spot next to her. She sighed contently, feeling his warmth on her back, and fell asleep. The other Mirokus realized it was quiet time, and they settled to sleep around the fire.

A/N: OMK CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I UP-DATED THIS! I'm sorry it wasn't sooner.

Mia-san, in and out!