Again, I'm sorry for not updating more. I've been really busy with school lately, so that's why I haven't been here. So here's the next and last chapter.
Massie's Guide to Boys
By OCD's Queen Bee
Are you all ready for the next installment of my guides? I knew you were. I think we had a little bit of negativity in my reviews last time. Let's not let that happen again!
I'm obviously an expert on boys. I could get any boy I want, and we all know it. So let's move on to the tips.
Tip #1
A boy is never interested in the same girl for long. Boys like variety, so instead of being the same girl every day and letting him run off to another, shake things up a little bit everyday! Call him "babe" or "sexy" every once in a while.
Tip #2
Keep him wondering what you'll do next. Give him a kiss in the morning one day, then don't even talk to him until lunch the next day. It makes him wonder, which fills his need for variety.
Tip #3
If you ever suspect that your boyfriend is cheating on you, investigate before accusing him. If you're wrong with your accusations, he'll probably never forgive you. If you're right, dump him right away. He's not a worthwhile guy if he thinks it's okay to cheat on his girlfriends.
Tip #4
Best friends don't date each other's ex-boyfriends. It's against the rules of feminism.
Tip #5
It does not pay to be a slut. So stay away from other people's boyfriends.
Tip #6
Don't be afraid to make the first move. Sometimes guys like girls who take charge.
Tip #7
Don't cry over a guy that wasn't worthwhile. If he chose to be bad to you as a boyfriend, you shouldn't be the one crying over him. He should be mourning his loss of you.
Tip #8
If you're feeling nervous or uncomfortable about kissing and stuff like that, don't do it until you're ready. If he's a good guy, he'll understand. You don't have to do it just because he tells you to.
Comments
SHORTS4LIFE: SORRY, MASSIE. I DON'T LIKE IT. UR TEACHING GURLS 2 GET GUYS.
BIGREDHEAD: UR GUIDE ROX, MASSIE!
SEXYSPORTSCHICK: UR SO NICE 4 WRITING THIS GUIDE!
HOLAGURRL: I LUV IT!
FISHER2: I HATE IT. I FEEL MOCKED AS A GUY OR WHATEVER. I JUST HATE IT.
CLAIREBEAR: HMM…I'LL HAV 2 THINK BOUT THIS 1.
MASSIEKUR: U KNO WAT? I DON'T CARE WAT U THINK. U CAN JUST STOP READING THIS BECUZ I'M NOT WRITING ANY MORE GUIDES!
Okay, I hope you liked the last chapter. I'm leaving this story to write my new one, Massie in the Alamo. I hope you like that one too. Anyway, I took a reviewer's advice and added some negative comments for Massie to help end the story a bit smoother than just cutting it off. Thanks for all of your great comments, good and bad!