(Wrath's P.O.V)
I yawned, than flipped upside down on the branch, closer to Envy. "Remind me why we're here again?" She (A/N: for lack of a better word) tugged me down by my hair.
"Shut up, Wrath…"She rubbed her forehead. "I've got a headache as is." She pointed to the faces carved into the mountain in front of us. "We've gotta get in there, get this blonde kid who's got a demon inside him, get out, and give him to Dante. " Smack. "Got it, brat?"
"You didn't have to throw it in my face…"
"Don't talk back!"
"I can talk back if I want to."
"For not, I'm babysitting, so you have to listen to me."
"One more thing….why?"
"I dunno! She didn't tell me!"
"What!? But Dante always tells you!"
"Are you makin' funna me, Wrath?!"
"No, maybe…"
She slugged me in the jaw. "Shut uuup!!! I can see why Greed chose solo instead of you!!"
"And yet, here I am, still having to deal with him…"
Envy jumped up, and like hugged the other hommunculus. "Thank you!! Have you come to relieve me, my knight in….odd, blackish-navy armor and weird fangs?"
He wrinkled his nose, pushing his sunglasses up about an inch with the motion. "No…I've come to help. Get off." Envy slugged him, too, and he rubbed his cheek. "I thought you considered yourself a hypocritical 'pacifist.'"
"…"
"Aw, someone need and asprin?"
"Sh- actually, that'd be nice…"
I snorted, then looked back over at the little town we're supposed to raid. "Well, can we kill?"
Envy shrugged . "I'm more've a pac-" Greed put his hand over her mouth.
"Sure, if it'll come down to that. Aim to impair, though…we don't wanna have this whole military force out on our asses."
Envy bit him, and he let go of her head. "And as little casalties as possible, Wrath…We have to bring the target alive to Dante."
I sulked. I wanna… "Meh…Well, can we torture him a bit?" The other two hommunculi did the 'keep talking' motion with their hands. I grinned. "We could kill his friends fight in front of him."
"I said no causalities, Wrath!!"
"Fine, we could pretend to kill his friends."
"What's with you and killing people, you sadist?"
"Me, sadist?! You scraped the internal organs of that lady we mugged for her red stones out and hung her by them!!!"
"That was fun…"
"Greed!! Why the hell are you such a bad example?!"
"Do as I say, Envy, not as I do. I'm the perfect bad example." He shrugged, then pointed to the town. "Anyway, don't we have homes to pillage?"
The shapeshifiting hommunculus clapped. "Now, we get into character!!!"
"Can I keep the fur?"
Envy gave him a look. "Yeah, you're fine as is. Just put this thing on." She tossed him a small leather bag/holder that was welded onto another strip .He clipped it around his right thigh. "A kunai holder, huh? Just like that time in Xing."
Envy chuckled "With the emperor dude, right?" Aw…being the youngest hommunculus, I don't get some of their jokes…It's really annoying. And besides that, they haven't initiated me yet, although Sloth said something about a pink miniskirt…Two fingers slammed me in the forehead.
"Ow!! What?!"
Avarice and Jealousy are looking down at me weird…I can feel the malace dripping off them…ehn….My eyes went blank as they closed in on me.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Heh...poor Wrath..