Here's the real chapter 1. R&R!

Willy watched as Captain Olimar gathered together a group and pikmin and left the campsite, along with his companion Louie. Willy sighed at watching them go.

"There goes Olimar off to defeat the Bloyster in Shower Room." He sat with his friends Billy and Benny. Billy was a red leaf and had- "They already got the whole friggin' intro!" Willy screeched. Sorry.

Anyway…Willy started to cry. "Just because we have disabilities don't mean we can't help!" Then his little prosthetic leg collapsed under him. "Wuuuaaah!" "Look! Look! Willy's flying!" Billy pointed at the blue pikmin as he fell over. Benny said. "Me too!" And flopped over on his back.

Two other blue pikmin came over in hummers…only I'm kidding. "I wish I had a hummer." Rob grumbled asCharles scolded Willy.

"Tut tut, Willy! You…"

Rob snorted. "Who says "tut tut" these days!"

"Shut up, bleu boy! Anyways, you shouldn't get so worked up on that leg of yours, Willy." Willy nodded and began to fix it.

"Hey!" Rob prodded Willy. "How did you lose your leg anyway?" Willy looked at him, his eyes wide at the memory of it.

"Did you get it pecked off by a huge pileated snagret?" Rob looked excited.

"Yeah! Yeah!"Charles said, going along. "Or did it come off while you were engaged in battle with a huge segmented crawbster?"

The two older blues started coming up with the most painful and exciting ways Willy could have gone through to lose his leg. Some even included guts spewing everywhere…then Willy said simply.

"A breadbug."

They stared at him and he didn't look the least bit embarrassed. "I really wanted that pellet." He said thoughtfully, getting up and walking away.

"But a breadbug is the lowest of the lowest creatures!"Charles practically screamed.

Meanwhile, little Sally Sue the white pikmin was making friends with a breadbug on the other side of Perplexing Pool.

"We're best friends now, right?" Sally Sue said cheerfully to her "best friend."

"Yeah!" The Breadbug said back. Then he gasped. "Only…my sensors indicate that one of your kind has just said a breadbug was the lowest of the lowest creatures. Therefore…"

Before Sally Sue could utter something like "Can we order pizza from Al's tonight?" The breadbug zapped her with his heat vision. Then he left, cause he wanted to know if they still needed another employee at the Hong Kong Buffet, so away he went.

Anyways…

Rob shrugged. "That's Willy for you."

"Did I…hear that right?" A cold voice said from behind Rob. It sounded like Bruce so he just assumed it was and laughed.

"Apparently not, Bruce! You can't hear at all!"

"I'm not Bruce…I'm Benny." The yellow pikmin was glaring at him, the scariest glare you could get from a pikmin. Rob had heard this strange, forgetful pikmin had wacko mood swings, but never experienced one with Benny himself.

"Uh…hi." Rob said nervously. "Sorry, but I don't have any peanut butter."

Benny's face fell. "Ah…oh, well." Then he narrowed his eyes again. "You know…after Olimar gets back from Shower Room, he will have Glutton's Kitchen next, home of the breadbugs, and I would not be surprised if Willy's leg were down there. He would ask Olimar if he could come with him, but of course…a pikmin with a fake leg would slow them down and it's too dangerous. But if the leg was really down there…and Willy wasn't aloud to go…would he be stuck on his fake leg…FOREVER?"

Rob just stared at the crazed yellow pikmin, who glared right back. Then his gaze softened. "Where am I?" He asked.

XD. I hope you like it so far, whoever "you" are. R&R No flames.