"What was I doing?" Benny asked as the pikmin walked over to where Dennis stood on a rock, bragging about his victory at Shower Room.
"And, Olimar says I can come with him to Glutton's Kitchen!" He said happily as some random pikmin yelled. "You're so brave!" Then the three leaf pikmin appeared beside him.
"What do you want?" Dennis sneered.
"We were wonderin' if you wanted to come in Muffin's Mitten to find Philly's leg and kill ourselves!" Billy yelled, before Willy could explain. Olimar heard them.
"What are you guys talking about?" He asked.
"Uh…nothing! Just…" Billy interrupted Willy. "Muffin's Mitten! The next cave! Oh, and you know what, pie is really good, and so are ninja pikmin. And what about stuff like-"
"If any of you go into Muffin's, I mean Glutton's Kitchen, you'll die! You're not going. Is that clear?"
Willy looked away. Billy shook his head. "Nothing is clear, unless you use Windex." Olimar rolled his eyes and left them.
Later, the three pikmin were trying to see if they could find more pikmin to come with them. "Do you guys know anyone who could come?" Willy asked. Billy jumped up and down.
"Ooh! The Pillsbury Doughboy."
"No, I mean like…"
"Godzilla! Him!"
Willy growled. "Forget it." And looked at Benny. "Who do you think could come?" Benny thought for a moment.
"Bruce?"
"He's deaf."
"Charles?"
"He'd tell Olimar and Louie."
"Bob?"
"No way. He has big problems."
"Oh…who's Bob?"
"Forget it. Know anyone else?"
"Hmm…how about Bruce?"
"Forget it."
Billy, who had been staring cross-eyed at his nose, suddenly looked at a yellow bulb pikmin sitting by small pool of water, staring blankly into space. "Corn on the cob never gets asked to go on expeditions!" Billy said happily.
"You mean Cob?" Willy said. "Sure, I guess…"
"No…" Benny said, narrowing his eyes at the other pikmin. "I don't like him. I don't like the looks of that Cob."
Willy sighed. "Fine. It'll just be us." Sunset was coming. "C'mon! We gotta hurry!"
They raced off across the horizon on their motorcycles. I mean feet.
They came to Glutton's Kitchen and Benny peered into the hole. "We're gonna die." He said, shaking his head sadly at Willy. "You should have brought more pikmin. Like that Cob." Willy's gaze hardened.
"Get…in hole…now." He said slowly, concealing his anger. Benny's eyes widened.
"Why? Where am I? What are you doing! Are you gonna kill me! I don't wanna die! I haven't even gotten to jump out of an airplane yet and-what's an airplane! Why are you talking about airplanes! AUGH!"
Willy pushed Benny down the hole and motioned for Billy to follow. His nose was twitching.
"Mmm! I smell all sorts of stuff down there!" He began rattling off different kinds of food, until Willy forced him down the hole. Billy yelled. "CHEESEISGOOD!" his cry echoing off the walls until it was gone.
Then Willy followed him into the darkness.
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