Willy glared at Billy as Benny slid down the hole. "Would you stop with the friggin' narration?"
"Weeee!" Billy yelled, falling through the air. "Ahhhhh!" Willy and Benny disagreed also falling through the air.
As they examined their surroundings…(at least, Willy was, cause Billy was busy doing a dance routine and Benny was trying to remember what he had for dinner last night when nectar was the only thing pikmin ever ate) they saw electricity barring the way through the tunnel.
Willy said. "Uh-oh. Looks like electricity. Up to you Benny."
"Leave it ta me!"
WHOOSH
Benny was blown back through the air and forgetting that he had just said that and been blown back, he did it again.
"Leave it ta me!"
WHOOSH
Again, he forgot what just happened.
"Leave it ta-!"
WHOOSH
"Leave-!"
WHOOSH
"L-!"
WHOOSH
Yeah…you get the idea.
Willy approached Benny asking, "Benny! What's going on?" as Benny was blown through the air once again. Billy began to tell a story as Benny puffed. "Puff…Puff…!"
Billy said. "One time…I was in the woods…then I found these mushrooms!" His eyes were pointing different directions. "So I ate them and then I got a really bad case of dia-OH LOOK! A PONY!"
Whoosh Whoosh Sluuuuck
"PUFFY BLOWHOG!" Willy shrieked as him and the yellow flew through the air by the huge gust of air.
WHOOSH
Billy stood there waving at "the pony."
"Eek!" His friends yelled as he glomped the beast. The blowhog seemed to slightly deflate under the pressure of the tiny pikmin…coughifpikmincandothatcough.
Then the red pikmin got an idea "Hey! That gives me an idea!"…Hopefully he would stick with the idea.
He began to yank on one of the spikes protruding from the pale bluish purplish whitish light yellowish with a tinge of pink…skin.
CRUNCH (man this chapter has a lot of sound effects!)
The Puffy Blowhog shrieked in pain as Billy said triumphantly. "Hey! I actually got it!"
The other two pikmin stood idly by saying. "He crazy." "Sure is."
The little red pikmin stabbed the enemy with the spike and put some sorta hole in it. It deflated and went flying around the room like a balloon at a party that scares all the little kids.
"Hey guys! I defeated a giant balloon!" Billy skipped over to his friends. "Ahaha, good job Billy." Willy said. "You did?" Benny asked.
Willy faced Benny. "Now go get rid of that electricity!" "OK!" As the last of the blowhog fell in a withered heap beside them. Billy stared at it then put back on his cheerleading costume and did flips while waving his pompoms and shouting each word that came to his head.
As Benny fixed the electricity, he hummed to himself. Then he saw a breadbug in the distance. "Uh-oh." Willy would faint if he saw that…and he didn't want to go landing on them again!
But the scene of the breadbug just seemed to go in one ear and out the other without reaching his brain to stay there. He rushed back to Willy saying, "Philly! I finished the electricity but now…"
"But? (And for the last time…Willy)"
"…"
"……"
"………"
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"……………"
"Fuggedaboudit." Willy sighed and they began to walk to the hole.
The breadbug wasn't in sight, which was a good thing, and it didn't show itself until Willy was about to dive down the hole.
"Hey look!" Billy shouted. "A bread…"
TACKLE!
Benny tackled Billy to the ground before he could say anymore.