"Owowowoww!" Benny screeched. He had landed in a split.

"Shut up!" Willy hissed. "No sudden movements!" A giant bug thing was stomping around in front of them. It was a large spotty bulbear! Surrounded by some of the other little monsters they had seen earlier.

Billy immediately pulled out his bugle horn, cymbals, and bass drum and began playing them all at once. "What are you doing?" The blue pikmin screamed as he grabbed Billy by the neck.

"Pie!"

LOOM

The bulbear noticed them and stood over them. "Grrr…" It growled. "Errr…" Benny agreed. "Guys?"

The monster lunged as the pikmin sprang away. "RUN!!!" Willy yelled, wobbling on his legs. "Why?" Benny asked, but nobody was there to say why.

The monster's four little mini me crowded around the hole, blocking escape. Benny's eyes narrowed as his face took a dark expression. "Let's do this…" He whispered menacingly.

"For the chinchillas!" Billy declared and the pikmin jumped into the air as the chinchillas watched while eating popcorn and nachos with extra cheese. Sloop! Both pikmin slid down the hole while Billy remained behind.

"Wait…I thought we were gonna fight…?" The bulbears were upon him as he saw there was no means of escape. "Noo." He wailed, trying to keep away from being dinner. "I have to stay and fight…for the wombats!"

So Billy was left behind.

"We made it…" Willy wheezed. "B…But where's…Billy?"

There came a great snorting and booming sound. Benny looked at Willy. "What?" Willy growled. Then a big beetle-like creature rounded the corner, snorting.

"Philly…"

"Yeah?"

"I wish we had more pikmin."

BOOM!

A large boulder erupted from the mouth of the beetle and rolled dangerously close to the pikmin. So they did what they do best: run screaming into the night.

As Willy lay there on the ground, panting, a strange animal walked up to him. It looked like a cross between a pikmin and a bulborb. It was a retard! I'm sorry; I meant to say it was a bulbmin.

"Hi." Dylan the bulbmin said randomly. "My name's-!"

CRUNCH!

The large rock squashed Dylan! "I'm okay…"

And so, Willy called out to Benny. "Benny! Where's the hole?"

"Behind this wall!" Came the reply.

Willy's eyes shrank in mortal terror. "…We're doomed."

"Hey Philly! Have you found the hole yet?"

After a pause, Benny decided to go distract the monster as Willy was set to knock down the wall. The little yellow pikmin ran over to the beetle, reached into his pocket, and pulled out a stage, and a sign that read "Ben's Comedy Club: We Also Sell Spears" And began to tell lame jokes.

"K…so…what…is a mouseses…favorite game?"

"What?" The cannon beetle asked for he had no idea. Benny hesitated.

"Uh…actually, I was hoping you'd tell me."

After about 81 to 96 minutes later, Willy tore down the wall and called out to Benny. "C'mon! Let's go Benny!"

"Aww…do I have to? I like tomatoes."

Willy blinked. Benny stood on a stage covered in tomatoes/ tomato juice. A crowd of enemies was closing in on him, demanding for more comedy. Willy, out of fright, retreated down the hole as Benny's desperate scream rang in his ears he didn't have on his head, but in his spirit! (Don't ask)

But he didn't hear what Benny said afterwards that took the scariness out of the whole thing…

"Who threw that eggplant??"