Once there was a kid named Uzumaki Naruto, a determined ninja who wants to become a Hokage.
One day Naruto came back from a mission to kill Thonz45 (me) but obviously he failed. He then he went to Tsunade for a complaint then he saw Sakura.
"Hey Sakura how ya been doing?" said Naruto, panting slightly.
"I'm fine why are you panting?" Said Sakura drying paper
"I just came back from a mission to kill Thonz45,"said Naruto getting pissed off
"Why are you going to kill the author?"
"Tsunade told me to like WTF," said Naruto getting more and more pissed off
"Well I'm off to yell at Tsunade-baa-chan. Bye Sakura"
"Bye?" Wondering what he has been eating lately
Naruto smashed though the door and started to yell at Tsunade "YOU NEARLY GOT ME KILLED FROM TRYING TO KILL THORNZ45!"
Tsunade whimpered, suffering from a huge hangover from the day before. "WHY DID YOU BREAK THE DOORS I JUST GOT NEW ONES!"
Naruto said, "Eat your pills Tsunade-baa-chan"
Tsunade snapped, "Did you say something?"
Naruto said, "Back to what I was talking about YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!"
Tsunade said, "Arthur ain't that hard"
Naruto "YOU SAID AUTHOR NOT ARTHUR"
Tsunade Said "I'm so sorry that this umm... Kid attacked you"
Thornz45 said "no problem not like ill kill the main char"
Sakura heard eavesdropping she laughed so hard