Mr. Fuzzy Bunny and the Amazing Fiddle-Finding Adventure

"Vyv, is Neil going to be long?" Mike asked Vyvyan. The two sat in pitch-blackness in front of the screen. Since it was Vyvyan's birthday, he wanted to be right at the front and on the end so when the speakers came on they would hurt his ears. Where the logic is in that, I do not know.

"Well, Rick was pretty banged up from that alien," he nudged Mike "It was great stroke of luck I saved him though, right Michael?"

"Yeah…"

"Anyways, I shouldn't think Neil would be too long, I mean the first Aid kit isn't that difficult to use."

"Hello guys." Neil came down the rows of chairs and sat next to Mike.

"Hi, Neil, where's Rick?" Mike asked.

"Oh he should be coming now." Neil looked up the rows and saw Rick limping down "There he is."

Rick sat next to Vyvyan wincing as he did so. He had plasters with little smilie-faces on them, which he himself had requested.

"Glad you're okay, Rick." Vyvyan said, battling with a packet of maltesers.

"Yeah, thanks… Mike, pass the licorice please, and not the black ones that nobody likes." Rick called over.

Mike turned to him "Why don't you ask Vyvyan? He's nearest to them."

Rick screwed his face up in protest and then sighed "Alright then, Vyvyan pass the licorice."

"No."

"What?"

"I said no."

"And why no?"

"Because I said no."

"Why not?"

"Because I said no!"

"Really, what's the reason for not handing my a licorice stick?"

"BECAUSE I SAID NO!"

"YOU CAN'T KEEP THAT EXCUSE UP! WHY WON'T YOU HAND ME THE BLOODY LICORICE SITCKS!

"Rick,"

"Yeah?"

Vyvyan then screamed in his face "BECAUSE I SAID NO AND WHEN I SAY NO I SAY NO FOR A REASON AND THE REASON I SAID NO IS BECAUSE I SAID NO!" he then added "Stupid!"

Rick glared wide-eyed at him "JUST PASS THEM!"

"Quiet down, guys! The movie is starting!" Neil bellowed.

"Yeah, Rick! Shut up!" Vyvyan added.

"You too, Vyvyan." Mike warned.

Rick and Vyvyan shuffled in their seats and slid down a little. They stayed quiet for a while until Rick started "You got us into trouble, Vyvyan." He whispered.

Vyvyan sighed "No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't!" They started getting louder.

"Yes you did!"

"No I DID NOT!"

"Yes YOU DID!"

"NO I DID NOT! I BLOODY WELL DID NOT!"

"YES YOU BLOODY WELL DID, YOU THICK HEADED BASTARD!"

"Guys! Settle down!" Mike shouted.

Vyvyan grunted and Rick cursed silently.

The light from the screen lit up the cinema room. And the titles "Mr. Fuzzy Bunny and the Amazing Fiddle-Finding Adventure" rolled on screen.

Mike started on the popcorn, Neil didn't eat anything because he was a hippie (apart from raisins), Vyvyan finally open the maltesers only they spewed everwhere and all over Rick as they burst open.

Rick scooped them up and heaved it in Vyvyan's face "That'll teach you for not being careful!"

Vyvyan scowled at him but then smirked as he held up a packet of Jawbreakers.

Rick's eyes narrowed "Those are my Jawbreakers! Give them back!" he dived for them but Vyvyan pushed him back.

"Tough!"

Rick grabbed for them again but this time he managed to get a hand on the bottom of the packet "Let go, Vyvyan! These are mine!" They both tugged it back and forth.

"Piss off!"

"Give me them!"

"No!"

Suddenly the pack burst and the sweets flew into the air and came back down hard and all four of them.

"Ow!"

"What the?"

"Vyvyan! Rick! Stop it now or so help me I will send you both outside for the rest of the film!" Mike yelled at them.

"Yeah, you better listen to him right because you'd never listen to me because you see me as a just a hippie and that means I have no power over you at all so you can always abuse verbally and physically and I can't do anything-" Neil started a long moaning statement but Rick shoved a tissue box in his mouth to shut him up.

"Shut up, Neil!" Rick shouted.

"Yeah! The world would be such a more less boring place if you weren't in it, Neil!" Vyvyan added with poor grammar. He paused and the turned to Rick "Rick, where did you get a box of tissues from?"

Rick searched for an answer "Uh… Well…" he looked around then whispered "I brought it in case it was like… You know… A sad film."

Vyvyan just stared at him "You really are a totally and utter girl, aren't you?" and then he went back to the film, shoveling sweets into his face.

Rick sat in silence for a few minutes not really concentrating on Mrs. Honeypot, the badger's concern on the missing fiddle and having to ask all her friends (most of them bunnies but who is surprised there?) to find Mr. Fuzzy Bunny so he can help.

"You could at least share, Vyvyan…" Rick sighed.

Vyvyan stopped munching "Yeah, you're right, sorry Rick, here's a quarter of a licorice stick, watch the slobber on the end there. Oh, and try not to eat the ants on it as well."

Rick looked at the moldy sweet that Vyvyan had obviously fond stuck to the bottom of his chair "Thanks…" he then let out a long exasperated growl "God! Why are you always such a bastard to me Vyvyan?"

"Hmm… Wait… I know this one… Uh…" he smiled "Because it's my birthday!"

"You're horrible to me every day!"

"I know."

"So why?"

"Because I hate you."

"Yes I hate you too but that doesn' mean we can't be civilized gentlemen now and again."

Vyvyan turned to him for a brief sec "Poof." And then got back to rummaging around the bottom of the seats for any goo that might interest him.

"Shh, guys! I can't here Ms. FluffleRump talking about the history of the friendly fiddle!" Neil groaned.

Rick sighed "I'm surrounded by idiots…"

Vyvyan looked over him and then smirked "Yeah! And you're one of them!"

"No, I don't mean it like that! I mean," Rick stood "I'm a young attractive cool guy. I'm smart, a talented individual, a down-to-earth type, a-"

"A virgin." Vyvyan added.

Rick nodded "A virgin… Hey wait! No I'm not!"

"Oi! You! Down n front!" A loud Scottish voice came from behind Rick and something heavy crashed into his head causing him to slump back in his chair.

Rick then sighed "Never will my huge and vast wise mind ever beable to use it's full intellect."

"Can we stop role-playing now? It's getting really boring." Vyvyan asked.

"Shh!" the Scotsman's voice came again.

"SHH YOURSELF!" Vyvyan shouted sticking his fingers up.

There was silence after that because everyone's attention was on the movie where Mr. Fuzzy Bunny had found the fiddle but was suddenly being eaten alive by cannibalistic rabbits who then went into kung fu fighting with cyberfoxes from the planet Uranus and then they had to blow up the death star and… Well… Yeah, you get the point.

Sorry stuff has been late ; lots of homework from school… It really sux --" and my dog has had his facelift so he can't go blind! YAY! But he wears that cone thingie, poor thing XD