Everyone sat in front of the tv, eating slices of watermelon.
"How did you manage to get your hands on such good food?"asked Fred.
"Picked it off the side of the freeway last night. No one keeping guards."said Ricardo. "See? It pays to have me stay here."
"Who knows you're here, by the way, yo?"asked Toad.
"No one. And you can't tell anyone. I mean, since when have you enjoyed such a good meal?"
"Every day, yo."said Toad, as he ate a fly.
"Don't ever eat those things when I'm eating!"said Ricardo, as he grabbed the remote and threw it at Toad.
It hit Toad in the face.
"Ah!"exclaimed Pietro, speeding over. "You just ruined the remote!"
"Well, it's not like it was good for anything, anyway! There's nothing to watch!"
"But now we can't channel surf!"
"You're going to have much more channels to surf in a couple of days. And a new remote."said Ricardo.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, I have a new business, and we're going to be rich!"
"Wow, yo. What do we have to do?"
"First of all, stop acting like the idiots you are. Second, you're going to have to break in to several places, and steal things of course. And whatever else I tell you."
"What are we going to steal?"
"You'll find out in a little while. Tonight to be a little more specific. We'd better be on our way."
Ricardo gave Lance directions.
"Why don't you just drive, yo?"
"I don't drive."said Ricardo.
They arrived at an apartment building.
"Come on. I know the place."
Waiting for them was a man, wearing blue pants, a blue jacket with a white shirt underneath, boots, and a hat. He was holding a gun.
"About time."he said.
"These are the guys you asked me for. They're the ones who are going to help us. This is Billy. Billy el Elegante."
"Well, he dresses elegantly."said Lance. "Is that why they call you that?"
"What are we supposed to do, yo?"asked Toad.
"Anything, just so long as you pay us well."said Pietro.
"I don't pay you."said Billy. "The Boss does."
"Who's the boss, yo?"
"That's none of your business. The point is, he wants us to help him in a certain scheme of his, and that's why we need you guys. If you do things right, he's very generous."
"We're in."said Pietro, as he took the money in Billy's hand. "At your service,"
"So what's our first project?
