Greed
666 News
"Good Morning, I'm Katie Killjoy." Katie said
"& I'm Tom Trench." Tom said "Today, we have an update on the Mysterious Impling."
"That's right, Tom, the Mysterious Impling has made another appearance, performing at Ozzie's in the Lust Ring." Katie said as they showed a footage of the Mysterious Imp singing & dancing
"That kid is really turning out to be a little big shot." Tom complimented
"I agree, & we have an interview with the ruler of Lust Asmodeus for further details of the Mysterious Impling." Katie said as Asmodeus appeared on the live feed "So, Asmodeus, is it true that the Mysterious Impling came to your restaurant?"
"Yes, he came by to retrieve his necklace." Asmodeus said
"We understand that this boy performed at Ozzie's, is there a reason?" Katie asked
"Well, one of my performers called in sick & he volunteered to perform as a substitute which I accepted." Asmodeus said
"Wait, did you keep things clean for his age?" Tom asked.
"Of course." Asmodeus said
"Oh, thank goodness." Tom said in relief "Now, Ozzie, if you don't mind me asking, do you have any personal information about this Mysterious Impling? Like did he confirm his name to you?"
"…No, I'm afraid not." Asmodeus lied
Flashback
"Ozzie, we can't tell the news about Blitzø being the Mysterious Impling." Fizzarolli said
"Why not?" Ozzie asked
"We just can't, If people find out that Blitzø is the Mysterious Impling, who knows what his enemies will do to him." Fizzarolli said "Blitzø is basically defenseless now that he's a kid, so we have to keep this a secret in order to protect him. Take Verosika for example, I know she's still pissed over her breakup with him & I know that my robot double is planning to get revenge."
"Hm, you have a good point, I'd hate to think what Stella would do if she found out that Impling who danced with her daughter is the same Imp who slept with her husband when he was an adult." Asmodeus said "Woo, just thinking about it gives me the shivers."
Flashback End
"Are you sure?" Katie said
"No, he hasn't confirmed his name yet." Asmodeus said
"Alright, thank you for your time, Mr. Asmodeus." Katie said "Well folks, looks the Mysterious Impling's identity hasn't been confirmed yet, tune in next time when we have another update. Who is this Mysterious Impling & what will he do next?"
Meanwhile Blitzø was in the Elevator waiting to get to the next Ring, then his cellphone rang.
"Hello?" Blitzø said
"Hey buddy, good morning." Striker said
"Hi Striker." Blitzø said
"I just wanna call & check on ya, how are ya?" Striker said
"I'm fine." Blitzø sighed
"What's wrong, little dude, you sound like you're upset." Striker said
"I am." Blitzø said
"Oh no, what happened?" Striker said
Blitzø told Striker what happened when he was in the Lust Ring
"Oh…sorry to hear that." Striker said
"I don't get it, I was happy to see my best friend again, but that wasn't like Fizzy at all." Blitzø said
"…Blitzø." Striker sighed "I hate to tell you this, but some people change when they get older, it may seemed like he was the Fizzarolli you knew in the past, but in truth, he really wasn't. I know it's hard to take in, but sometimes you just have to let them go, you understand."
"Yes…" Blitzø said
"Have you found your family yet?" Striker asked
"No, I didn't have any luck." Blitzø said "I don't know what I'm gonna do if I can't find them."
"…Hey Blitzø, if you're not able to find your family, maybe we can take you in as our own, you can be apart of our family & you won't have to be alone." Striker said
"Do you think I'll be able fit into your family?" Blitzø said
"Little dude, you have already fit into our family the moment you came here." Striker said
"Thank you." Blitzø said "Hey Striker, can I ask you a question?"
"Mm-hm." Striker said
"You told me what Octavia's mom is like, what about her dad?" Blitzø said
"…Well, he's a pompous scumbag who enjoys using imps like us as tools for his satisfaction, so I wouldn't recommend going anywhere near him." Striker said
"What about Andrealphus? He helped me get a chance to dance with her, does that mean I can trust him?" Blitzø asked
"I wouldn't trust any of them, remember to stay as far away from the Goetia Family as possible, & whatever you do, don't let them know who you are, okay?" Striker said
"Okay." Blitzø said
"Alright, if there's any problem, you call me & I'll be there." Striker said
"Okay, bye Striker." Blitzø said
"Bye buddy." Striker said as he hung up
Meanwhile, Moxxie & Millie just finished watching the news, Millie was thinking about the Mysterious Impling.
"Sweetie, what do you think of that Mysterious Impling?" Millie asked
"He's…an interesting kid, to be honest." Moxxie said "But it makes me wonder where his parents are."
"You think he might be an orphan?" Millie said
"I don't know, he could be some kid running away from home or he's probably out looking for his family." Moxxie said
"…Moxxie, have you ever thought about having kids?" Millie asked
"Umm…I have at some point, why?" Moxxie said with a slight blush
"Well, I was thinking maybe we could adopt that little fella, wouldn't that be nice?" Millie said
"It would, but having kids is a big responsibility, we could ask Blitzø for advice but he only adopted Loona when she was almost 18, & with I.M.P being on hiatus, I don't think we'll be able to afford raising a child." Moxxie said
"Why don't you run the company, we can try to figure out another way to get to the living world." Millie said
"I would, but I don't think I want to run IMP." Moxxie said
"Why not?" Millie said
"Well, that company doesn't make me feel right, I mean I get we're helping sinners get revenge on people in the living world, but going to the living world without human disguises & killing off humans, isn't that against the law?" Moxxie said
"Now that you mentioned it, Imps like us aren't supposed to be allowed in the living world while killing humans, just because this is Hell doesn't mean there are no laws here." Millie said
"Exactly, why would Blitzø start an assassination company like that? Couldn't a regular assassination business be a lot easier, that's allowed here in Hell, is it?" Moxxie said
"I think so." Millie said
"Maybe we can change IMP into a regular assassination company." Moxxie said
"Abso-fucking-lutely not!" Loona exclaimed as she walked in
"Loona? How much did you hear in our conversation?" Moxxie said surprisingly
"I heard everything, guys, we can't just change IMP into a regular assassination business, what would Blitzø say?" Loona said
"Loona, I know it's a bit unexpected, but it would be better if we do that." Moxxie said
"But it's HIS company, we can't just change what he created, Blitzø will flip his fucking horns when he finds out that we changed his company into a regular assassination company." Loona argued
"Well, we can't risk getting exposed to humans over & over again, remember the DHORKS incident?" Millie said
"Of course I do, but what is Blitzø gonna say when he comes back!" Loona shouted
"Loona, we know you're worried about Blitzø, we are too, but we'll be in deep shit if we continue killing humans in the living world & like Stolas said: if we get in trouble, he gets in trouble." Moxxie said "Do we really want that?"
"…Ugh." Loona groaned as she pinched the bridge of her nose "Fine, I'll be running the company until Blitzø gets back."
"I guess that makes sense since he was obviously planning on passing down the company to you." Moxxie said
"Yeah, also it's about time you started learning about taking responsibility." Millie said
"I know, I know, I'm gonna go call Stolas." Loona said as she left
"Hey Millie?" Moxxie said
"Yes?" Millie said
"Listen, we can't go looking for that Mysterious Impling yet, I mean he could be anywhere. So, if we manage to run into him, maybe we can take him in." Moxxie said
"Really?" Millie softly gasped
"Really, really." Moxxie smiled
"Oh Moxxie." Millie said joyfully as she hugged her husband
(With Loona)
Loona was calling Stolas
"Hello?" Stolas said
"Stolas, it's me, Loona." Loona said
"Why, hello there, Loona, may I help you?" Stolas said
"I just want to call & let you know that you can keep the book, cuz we're not gonna use it anymore." Loona said
"Oh? Is there a reason why?" Stolas asked curiously
"Well, Moxxie, Millie, & I have decided to change IMP into a regular assassination business." Loona said
"Oh, thank goodness, an assassination company that kills other demons in Hell is better than an assassination company that goes to living world to kill people." Stolas said "Has Blitzø consented to this?"
"That's just it, Stolas, we don't have his consent because he still hasn't come back." Loona said
"Have you tried tracking him with your sense of smell?" Stolas asked
"I did, but I couldn't get his scent, it's like he vanished without a trace." Loona said "It's not like him to just disappear like that, I don't know how he's gonna react once he comes back. Stolas, how was Blitzø when you last saw him?"
"Well, when we came back from our date, he seemed sad & upset." Stolas said
"That's what I was afraid of, it's gonna make things worse when he finds out that we changed his company." Loona sighed
"I'm afraid that's not the only thing that's gonna make things worse with Blitzø." Stolas said
"What? What do you mean?" Loona said
"…" Stolas silenced
"What did you do?" Loona asked
"I…I…" Stolas said
"Stolas. What. Did. You. Do?" Loona said sternly
Stolas told her about the message he sent to Blitzø
"You. Said. WHAT!" Loona shouted angrily
"Loona, I had to call off the deal, my wife demanded it & I had no choice." Stolas said
"You fucking moronic blueblooded prick, you better hope he doesn't get that message." Loona said
"I'm sorry…" Stolas apologized shamefully
"Sorry? You were gonna shatter Blitzø with that message & all you can say is sorry. Well, that doesn't cut it, so you better stay away from him from now on or I'll tear apart limb from limb, I don't care that you're powerful than me." Loona warned "You know what, fuck you."
Loona hang up & stormed out of the house
"I gotta get Blitzø's phone before he gets that message, last I remembered seeing it, it was on the table." Loona said
In the Lust Ring, Fizzarolli was walking through the streets until he got a call from someone
"Hello?" Fizzarolli said
"Fizz, it's me, Verosika." Verosika said "I heard that Mysterious Impling came by your place, is that true?"
"Yeah, it's true…" Fizzarolli said "Hey Verosika, I've been thinking about something."
"What?" Verosika said
"Do you think what we did to Blitzo was…a bit far?" Fizzarolli asked
"Uh, no, why?" Verosika said
"Well, I was thinking maybe we shouldn't have done that." Fizzarolli said
"What? What do you mean we shouldn't have done that? He totally deserved it after having the nerve to comment on a relationship." Verosika said confusingly
"But he was only trying to stand up for his friends." Fizzarolli said
"Oh bullshit." Verosika said stubbornly "Why would you even ask a question like that?"
"Look, I had this dream that I was going to Blitzo's apartment & I when I entered…I saw that he had committed suicide by stabbing himself." Fizzarolli said "I'm afraid that what we did might have affected him in a terrible way."
"…Come on Fizz, Blitzo will get over it, he always does." Verosika said "Besides, that's not gonna happen in real life, Blitzo's too much of a pussy to commit suicide."
"You don't know that." Fizzarolli countered
"Um, excuse me?" Verosika said
"What if it really does happen, it's true that I hated Blitzo, but I don't want him to kill himself." Fizzarolli said
"Are you saying you regret what we did?" Verosika asked
"Yes, I am, after having that dream, I regret doing that to him." Fizzarolli said
"Fine, you want to swallow your pride & apologize to him, then go ahead!" Verosika said angrily
"I will, you can hate me all you want, I'm not gonna lose my best friend." Fizzarolli said as he hung up
(With Blitzø)
Blitzø was wearing a little black cloak to lay low like Striker said as he just arrived in the next Ring
"Greed." Blitzø said before getting hit in the face with a piece of paper "Ow! Stupid flying poster! Huh? What's this?"
Come see the Mammon Concert tonight at 8:00 PM along with the Grand Reopening of Loo Loo Land tomorrow at 3:00 PM
"Oh my gosh, I love Mammon!" Blitzø beamed before looking at the poster again "Loo Loo Land, that must be the theme park Joe & Lin was talking about, maybe I can go there after the concert."
(With Fizzarolli)
Later, Fizzarolli was in his limousine with Velvet riding to the Mammon concert. Fizzarolli was wearing a light green short sleeved shirt with a black Mammon face symbol on the center, & black ripped jeans. Velvet was wearing a black punk rock crop top with a short leather jacket over it, a short light green miniskirt, & gothic Princess thigh high boots with 2 light green & black plaid bows on each boot. On the way, Velvet had begun to notice Fizzarolli's down expression.
"Fizzy, what's wrong?" Velvet said
"Huh?" Fizzarolli looked at her
"Are you okay, I mean I thought you would be excited to go to the Mammon Concert but you seem a bit bummed out." Velvet said
"I'm sorry, it's just…something happened between me & the Mysterious Impling." Fizzarolli said
"What happened?" Velvet asked
"You won't believe me when I tell you, it's a crazy story." Fizzarolli said
"Fizz, no story could be any crazier than me, now tell me, what's up?" Velvet said
"…Alright, I'll tell you." Fizzarolli said
Fizzarolli told Velvet what happen yesterday
"Wow, just wow." Velvet said as she was speechless
"You don't believe me, do you." Fizzarolli said
"Oh, I do believe you, it's just my mind is totally blown by what you just told me." Velvet said. "Where do you think he ran off to?"
"I don't know, Velvet, do you think what me & Verosika did to Blitzø at Ozzie's was too far?" Fizzarolli said
"Well…usually I wouldn't care, but…" Velvet said before making a so-so hand gesture "Eh."
"Yeah, I thought so, I shouldn't have lashed out on him like that…I never even got to apologize." Fizzarolli said sadly
"Aw, Fizzy Pop." Velvet said sympathetically as she hugged him "It's okay, everyone fucks up, I'm sure he knows you didn't mean it."
"Thanks Velvet Cakes, you know, I kind of wish Blitzø was with us right now." Fizzarolli said
"Does he like Mammon too?" Velvet asked
"Yeah, Mammon was his favorite rock star ever since we were kids, he would be so excited to see him at the concert." Fizzarolli smiled in nostalgia
(With Blitzø)
"I'm so excited to see Mammon at the concert!" Blitzø beamed excitedly as he was wearing a black tank top, blue jeans, Mammon-branded sneakers, & spiked wristbands
Blitzø went to the ticket booth
"One ticket, please." Blitzø said
The ticket operator looked at the impling
"It's you, the Mysterious Impling." The ticket operator said surprisingly
"Yep, that's me, may I have a ticket please?" Blitzø said
"Sure, just let me make a call real quick." The ticket operator said as he closed the blind
A moment later, 2 security hellhounds approached Blitzø
"Hey kid." One security hellhound said "Would you kindly come with us?"
"Am I in trouble?" Blitzø said
"No." The other security hellhound said "Come with us, please."
"Yes sir." Blitzø said
Blitzø was led to the backstage where he saw a female imp wearing a white button-up shirt, a black skirt that went down to her knees, black high heels, & glasses
"The Mysterious Impling, I'm Mammon's assistant & it's a treat having you here at the concert." The woman said
"Thank you, but what did you want to see me for?" Blitzø said
"Mr. Mammon has decided to have you do a duet with him for the opening song." Mammon's assistant said
"Me? Sing a duet? With Mammon!?" Blitzø exclaimed surprisingly
"Yep, Mr. Mammon also wanted to give you this as a gift." Mammon's assistant said as one of the Hellhound pulled out a case & opened it
"A guitar!?" Blitzø gasped happily "I always wanted a guitar! This is so awesome!"
"Mr. Mammon would be delighted to hear you say that, now let's get you ready." Mammon's assistant smiled
At 8:00, it was time for the concert
"Ladies & gentlemen, for our opening number, please welcome our special guest, the Mysterious Impling." The announcer said as the crowd applauded
"Oh my gosh! Fizzy, he's here!" Velvet said excitedly as Fizzarolli was surprised & shocked
Blitzø walk on stage with his guitar on hand & took a breath
(I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by Scarlett Johansson & Bono)(I don't own this song)
_Blitzø_
I have climbed the highest mountains
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
The crowd raised their hands & lighters as they sang along
_Blitzø & the crowd_
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
Fizzarolli's face softened for a moment before he smiled & shedded a couple of tears
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
Then the sound of a guitar played as Blitzø turned & saw the curtains open, revealing Mammon causing the crowd to go wild & Blitzø's face to light up in happiness.
_Mammon_
I believe in the Kingdom Come
Then all the colors will bleed into one
Bleed into one
But yes I'm still running
Blitzø started playing his guitar & sang along
_Blitzø & Mammon_
You broke the bonds & loosed the chains
Carried the cross of my shame
Of my shame
You know I believe it
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
Blitzø & Mammon looked & smiled at each other
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
I still haven't found what I'm looking for
_The Crowd_
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
After the song, the crowd applauded
"How about that, huh?" Mammon said as he picked up Blitzø in his arm "Ladies & Gentlemen, what an extraordinary moment this is. When this young Impling stumbled upon here to see my concert, he had no idea that he would in fact be the one cutting the ribbon at the Grand Re-Opening of the newly rebuilt Loo Loo Land."
An hour & a half later, the concert had ended & Blitzø & Mammon were at his dressing room
"I've been expecting you to be here, Mysterious Impling or should I say Blitzo." Mammon said
"How did you know my name?" Blitzø said
"Ozzie told me, it was an honor singing with you, little bloke." Mammon said
"The feeling is mutual, you're a great inspiration to me." Blitzø said
"Is that so?" Mammon said with interest
"Yeah, you're my favorite rock star & your the first to inspire me to become a music artist." Blitzø said
"Well, I'm glad I was the first." Mammon said "Ozzie, also told me not to tell anyone your real name & I suggest you do the same."
"But why? What's wrong with my name?" Blitzø asked
"It's not like there's anything wrong with your name, but if anyone finds out you'll be in great danger." Mammon said
"Danger?" Blitzø said
"Mr. Mammon, your former employee & one of the Overlords are here to see you." Mammon's assistant informed through the intercom
"Send them in." Mammon said as Fizzarolli & Velvet entered
"Blitzø!" Fizzarolli said as he hugged Blitzø tightly
"Whoa, Fizz—." Blitzø said surprisingly
"Thank God, you're here." Fizzarolli said as he let him go "Don't you ever go running off like that again, you understand me."
"It's okay, Fizz, I'm fine." Blitzø assured
"Do you have any idea of how worried sick I was?" Fizzarolli scolded
"But you said—." Blitzø said
"I know what I said, okay?" Fizzarolli raised his voice causing Blitzø to flinch
"Fizz, ease up, the bloke is getting bloody shook." Mammon said
"You're right, you're right." Fizzarolli said before sighing "Blitzø, I'm very sorry for what I said to you last night, I never meant to say any of those things I said. I was stressed & I shouldn't have taken it out on you, I'm sorry"
"It's okay." Blitzø said before noticing Velvet "Fizzy, who's that?"
"Blitzø, this is Velvet, my girlfriend." Fizzarolli said
"You have a girlfriend!?" Blitzø gasped surprisingly
"Yep." Fizzarolli said
"Wow, I have so many questions! How did you guys meet? When are you two getting married? Can I be the babysitter of your kids?" Blitzø beamed in amazement
"Blitzø, don't ask things like that!" Fizzarolli exclaimed as he became flustered while Velvet blushed & Mammon bursted out laughing
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh blimey, that's rich!" Mammon laughed
"Goddammit." Fizzarolli facepalmed
"It's nice to meet you, Blitzø, Fizzarolli told me all about you." Velvet said
"Nice to meet you too, Velvet." Blitzø said as he shook her hand
They had spent the night at a hotel when the morning came, Blitzø got out of bed & changed into his pink shirt, dark purple overalls, & black shoes before he went to the lobby where Mammon was waiting
"Good morning, little bloke, did ya sleep well?" Mammon asked
"Yes sir." Blitzø said
"That's a nice outfit your wearing." Mammon complimented
"Thank you, Mr. Mammon, this is my circus outfit." Blitzø said
"Oh really?" Mammon said
"Yes sir, I thought this outfit would be fitting for Loo Loo Land." Blitzø said
"Well, I think it's the bee's knees for the occasion." Mammon said
"Thank you, where's Fizzy & Velvet?" Blitzø asked
"Oh, they're still in their room, they had…a night sessionlast night." Mammon said
"What's a night session?" Blitzø asked
"It's a thing couples do at night, you don't wanna know." Mammon said "But don't worry, you'll see them at the Grand Re-Opening this afternoon. Until then, you're gonna be spending time with Wally Wackford."
"Okay, cool." Blitzø said
As they went I outside, they saw Wally Wackford
"Well, I say, Well if it isn't the Mysterious Impling." Wally said
"Hello, you must be Mr. Wackford, it's nice to meet you." Blitzø said
"You too, I say, I say." Wally said
"Alright, Wally, I'm placing you in charge of looking after this Little Bloke, I gotta make sure things are ready for the Grand Re-Opening." Mammon said "Make sure you bring him back by 3 o'clock."
"Yes sir." Wally said
"Alright, take care." Mammon said as he left
"Say, would you like to come to my factory?" Wally asked
"Yeah." Blitzø said
When they got to the factory
"Loopty, Lyle, I've brought company." Wally called out as two robot-like sinner demon came up
"Well, what do we have here?" Loopty said "So this is the Mysterious Impling."
"Yes, I say, I say, yes indeed." Wally said
"Greetings, Little demon child, I am Loopty Goopty, dastardly inventor of all things Loopy & Loopish." Loopty said "& this is my partner, Lyle Lipton."
"It's nice to meet you two." Blitzø said
"Likewise, what's your name, kid?" Lyle asked
"Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't tell you my name." Blitzø apologized
"Hm? Why not?" Lyle raised an eyebrow
"I was told not to, they said if anyone found out, I'll be in danger." Blitzø said
"Danger? Why, my boy, don't be ridiculous." Loopty said "I assure you that we can keep your name a secret, so no one can harm you."
"You swear?" Blitzø said
"Cross our hearts & hope to double die." Lyle said
"Don't worry, my boy, you can trust us." Loopty said
"…Okay fine." Blitzø sighed
"Excellent, now what's your name?" Loopty asked as he took a drink
"Well, my name is Blitzo, but my friends call me Blitzø with a silent O" Blitzø said
"PBBBBBBBBBBBBT!" Loopty did a spit-taked as he along with Wally & Lyle became shocked "I beg your pardon!"
"Is there something wrong?" Blitzø said in concern
"I'm sorry, but did you say your name was Blitzø?" Loopty said
"Um…yes." Blitzø said "Is it bad?"
"Oh no, there's nothing bad about your name, it's a great name." Lyle said nervously
"Oh, okay, do you guys where the restroom is?" Blitzø said
"It's right in that direction." Loopty pointed
When Blitzø went to the restroom
"Wally, surely that couldn't be who I think it is." Loopty said
"I don't know, I'm just as shocked as you are?" Wally said
"If it was, it seemed that he didn't recognize us when he arrived here." Lyle said "If I didn't know any better, I'd say Blitzø must've been regressed along with his memories."
"I think you might be right, Lyle, at first I thought his younger counterpart must have traveled forward in time, but now that I think about it, if he did travel forward in time you would still be alive thanks to those Cherubs & IMP would surely disappear & we wouldn't have any recollection of the company." Loopty said
"Yeah, so are we going to tell the employees of IMP about what happened to their boss?" Lyle asked
"Are you fucking mad!? We can't tell them shit!" Loopty exclaimed
"But why not?" Lyle said
"Because they will believe that we had something to do with it & think that we experimented on him." Loopty said
"I believe he's right, Lyle." Wally said "Anyway, is everything in Loo Loo Land set for its Grand Re-Opening?"
"Oh yes, everything is ready." Loopty said
A couple of hours later, Moxxie & Millie were on their way to Loo Loo Land as her family invited them over. When they got there, they saw the family & approached them
"Mama, Daddy." Millie called out
"Hey there, Pumpkin Spice, how've ya been?" Joe said
"I'm good, Pa, thanks for inviting us over for the Grand Re-Opening." Millie said
"No problem, sugar." Lin said
"Well, if it ain't Moxxie & Mildred." A familiar voice said
Moxxie & Millie turned as they saw Striker
"You!" Moxxie glared along with Millie
"What are you doing here?" Millie demanded
"Calm down, you two, he's with us." Joe said
"What?" Moxxie & Millie said shockingly
"You don't worry about him doing anything, he had proven that he could be trusted by us, so we rehired him as our farmhand." Lin said
"But, how did he earn your trust?" Moxxie said incredulously
"Does it even matter, shrimp?" Striker said "Let's just say a little friend of mine helped me out, as a matter of fact, he's actually coming here if I'm not wrong."
At 3:00
"Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to the Grand Re-Opening of the newly rebuilt Loo Loo Land." Mammon announced "I'm sure you all remember that last time, it was burned down by whoever it was. But other than that, we have made some new adjustments & modifications thanks to Wally & his crew of inventors, so without further ado, please welcome the Mysterious Impling."
After Blitzø cut the ribbon with a big pair of scissors, the crowd entered Loo Loo Land. As he was going to enter
"Hey." A voice said
Blitzø turned & saw Millie's Family & Striker.
"Striker!" Blitzø said happily as he came & hugged him
"Howdy there, little dude." Striker smiled as he picked & raised Blitzø into the air
"There's our little darling." Lin said as she kissed Blitzø on the cheek
"Hi everybody." Blitzø said
"Hey there, son." Joe smiled "Glad you could make it, congrats on being the one to cut the ribbon."
"Ma, Pa, you never told us that you met the Mysterious Impling." Millie said as she was shocked along with her husband
"Well, technically Striker found & brought him to our ranch & the little youngin stayed over at our place for the night before he went to Sloth to attend the Blue Moon Ball." Joe said
"Are you Moxxie & Millie." Blitzø said as he approached them
"Oh, yes we are, how'd you know our names?" Moxxie asked
"Joe & Lin told me about you, it's nice to meet you." Blitzø said
"Nice to meet you too, sweetie." Millie smiled
"Wow, you're even prettier up close." Blitzø said in awe as he held her face
"Aw, you sweet little thing." Millie said adoringly
"Yo!" A voice called out
They looked & saw Fizzarolli & Velvet
"Fizzy, Velvet." Blitzø said as he approached "Did you see me cut the ribbon?"
"Yep, you did good." Fizzarolli smiled as he rubbed Blitzø's head before noticing Moxxie & Millie & narrowing his eyes at them. "Oh, it's you two."
"I didn't know you were gonna be here, Fizzarolli." Moxxie said with a slight glare
"I could say the same to you & your unsatisfied bride." Fizzarolli countered
"So, you must be the loser who decided to make a total idiot of himself at Ozzie's." Velvet said
"Hey, that's my husband you're talking—." Millie said before a knife was pointed at her throat
"Don't try to fuck with me, skank, you seem to not notice that I'm one of the Overlords & you don't want to fuck with a crazy bitch like me." Velvet said with a menacing glare as Millie gulped
"Easy there, Velvet Cakes, she ain't worth it." Fizzarolli said placing a hand on her shoulder "In case you're wondering why she's here, we're dating."
"Oh really, here I thought you didn't like romantic relationships, sounds suspiciously hypocritical." Moxxie raised an eyebrow
"Watch it, limp dick." Fizzarolli growled
"Also, you can thank your boss for kicking us out on our first marriage anniversary." Moxxie said
"Oh boo-fucking-hoo, I'm surprised your wife didn't dump your ass after that embarrassing stunt you pulled." Fizzarolli said
"Well, not only did you & your boss ruin our marriage anniversary, you humiliated Bl—." Moxxie said before Fizzarolli grabbed him by the collar
"Don't you fucking dare bring him into this." Fizzarolli glared angrily
"Wait, Fizzarolli sir, I'm sorry for what my son-in-law did at the restaurant, I'm sure he didn't know what he was doing." Joe said as he looked at Moxxie "Moxxie, apologize."
"But sir, I—Ow!" Moxxie said as Joe smacked him at the back of his head
"I said apologize, boy." Joe said sternly
"I'm sorry." Moxxie said begrudgingly
"You too, Millie." Lin said
"What? But Ma—." Millie said
"Millie." Lin said firmly
"I'm sorry." Millie said reluctantly
"Hm, you're lucky I'm not banning you & your family from this theme park." Fizzarolli said
"Alright, since that's out of the way, let's go in & have some fun." Joe said
A moment later, Blitzø & the kids were riding the Merry-Go-Round while Moxxie & Millie were talking to her family
"Moxxie, I'm afraid what Fizzarolli said was right about what you did being embarrassing." Joe said
"I know." Moxxie rolled his eyes
"Seriously, boy, what were you even thinking singing a love song in a lust-based restaurant?" Joe asked
"How was I supposed to know that love songs were a problem in that place?" Moxxie said
"Well, regardless of it being embarrassing, we think it was very sweet of you to do that for Millie." Lin said
"Thank you, Lin." Moxxie said
"Hey, we saw that your boss was there, nice of you to invite him over to celebrate our anniversary." Joe said
"We didn't invite him." Moxxie said
"What? Then why was he there?" Joe said confusingly
"He was there to spy on us like always." Moxxie said
"Wait, you mean he's done that before?" Sallie May asked
"Yes, he has, he always finds us outside of work & pry into our personal lives all the time." Millie said
"Wow, I never knew your boss was that type of person, why didn't you call me, I could've dealt with him." Joe said
"Daddy, it's not what you think." Millie said
"Then why does he constantly do it?" Joe said
"Because he never experienced having a happy healthy loving relationship with someone, he just wants to learn how to love, but he's afraid to love." Moxxie said
Joe, Lin, Sallie May, & Millie's brothers & sister-in-law were stunned to hear that
"He's afraid to love?" Lin said
"Yes, that's why we decided to get him help." Moxxie said
"Oh…how is he?" Joe asked
"We don't know, we haven't seen him in five days & we're worried about him." Millie said
"Don't worry about it, sugar, I'm sure he'll turn up eventually." Lin assured, before thinking "Even though he's right in front of you."
"Anyway, we decided to change IMP into a regular assassination company here in Hell so we don't have to go to the living world to kill humans anymore." Moxxie said
"You know changing a man's company is gonna give you a one-way ticket to getting your ass fired." Joe said
"I know, we can't keep going to the living world & killing off humans while exposing ourselves to them, we'll be in deep shit if we do." Moxxie said "Besides, we would rather be fired than get imprisoned or executed."
"Well, I guess you have a point." Joe said
Meanwhile Striker, Fizzarolli, & Velvet were talking on the opposite side of the Merry-Go-Round.
"So, Fizzarolli, you're Blitzø's best friend, huh?" Striker said "Tell me, what made you wanna lash out on him like that?"
"I'm sorry, but when Blitzø was older we haven't been on good terms in a long time." Fizzarolli said
"Oh yeah? Sounds like something happened between you & him." Striker said "What happened?"
Fizzarolli told Striker what happened in the past
"Shit, that's pretty fucked up." Striker said
"Yeah, we've been enemies ever since that time." Fizzarolli said
"Hm, I saw the incident at Ozzie's when Blitzø was there with Stolas, is it true about what you said about Blitzø's love life?" Striker said
"Yep, he & Verosika went through a terrible breakup." Fizzarolli said "I'm glad he doesn't remember that incident, it gives me a chance to make it up to him."
"Fizzy, do you think we should tell him the truth?" Velvet said
"We can't tell him anything, Vel, it'll break the kid's heart." Fizzarolli said "That's why we need to keep it a secret from him as to why I stopped Moxxie from saying anymore information about the incident."
"So that's it, we just leave him in the dark?" Velvet asked
"I'm with Fizz on this one." Striker said before whispering "We also can't let anyone know that Blitzø is the Mysterious Impling."
"We know, luckily Mammon told him to keep his name a secret." Fizzarolli whispered back
"Good." Striker said
After going to the rides & playing some games, they decided to eat, While Blitzø was eating an ice cream cone, he noticed Moxxie sitting alone on a bench.
"Moxxie?" Blitzø said as he approached him
"Oh, hey kiddo." Moxxie said
"What are you doing all by yourself?" Blitzø said as he sat next to him
"Just thinking." Moxxie said
"Hey Moxxie, why does Fizzy hate you?" Blitzø said
"It's because of something I did back at Ozzie's." Moxxie said
"What did you do?" Blitzø asked
"I sang a love song there, it was a surprise for me & Millie's first marriage anniversary, but I failed to know that love songs weren't accepted there & we got kicked out." Moxxie said
"Oh." Blitzø said
"Go ahead, laugh away & say how much of an idiot I was." Moxxie sighed
"Why would I wanna do that?" Blitzø said
"But don't you think what I did was dumb?" Moxxie asked
"It may be dumb to others, but I think it was very sweet & thoughtful of you to do that for your wife, I don't think it was fair for you to get kicked out just because of that." Blitzø said
"Thanks kid." Moxxie smiled "So, do you have a name?"
"Yes, but I'm not supposed to tell anyone." Blitzø said
"Oh, well, Millie & I are thinking about adopting you, would you like that?" Moxxie said
"That's very nice of you, but I already have a family." Blitzø said
"You do? Then where are they?" Moxxie asked
"I don't know, I'm actually trying to find them, I searched through Wrath, Sloth, & Lust but couldn't find them yet." Blitzø said
"Well, I hope you'll be able to find them sooner or later." Moxxie encouraged before looking at Blitzø's necklace "Hey, where'd you get that necklace."
"This? I found it around my neck some time ago, my mama has one that looks exactly like this." Blitzø said "I think I look good when I have it on."
"You certainly do, my boss has a necklace like that as well." Moxxie said
"Cool." Blitzø said
"Perhaps my wife & I can help you look for your family, do you have a picture of them or something?" Moxxie asked
"Oh yeah, here." Blitzø said as he pulled out a picture of his family
"So this is your family?" Moxxie said as he took a picture of the photo with his phone
"Yeah, this is my mama, my papa, & my sister." Blitzø said
"Boy, I say, I say, Boy." Wally called out "Mammon wants you at the Fizzarolli & Friends tent to perform after you're done eating."
"Okay." Blitzø said "It was nice talking to you, Moxxie."
"You too, kid." Moxxie smiled as Blitzø left
Later, at the Fizzarolli & Friends Circus Tent
"Attention, I say, attention to all Implings, please give a round of applause for the Mysterious Impling." Wally said
(Join us for a Bite by JT Music featuring Andrea Storm Kaden)(I don't own this song)
_Blitzø_
Can't wait to meet you
So join the animatronic family
We open real soon
Try your best to hold onto sanity
Come get to know me
& you won't wanna leave after tonight
Down here, we're lonely
& we would love you to join us for a bite
You've been through 20 long, frightful nights
You've seen their faces, felt all their bites
You know our show is so far from over
And Fizzy told us you're an organ donor
All eyes are on you
We can walk you through our dark fantasy
Learn what we've gone through
We can teach you to laugh at tragedy
You thought the nightmares ended back at Fizzy's
We're all still right here
Blitzø's eyes glowed red with a sadistic smile
so let's get friendly
We're feeling festive
Join the party, we'll try hard not to bite
Anger is restless
Don't hold it against us, we're alright
The fun is starting
A celebration that lasts eternally
I'm always watching
Because somebody psycho murdered me
We'll be found down deep underground
What have I done to deserve this damnation?
Who knows if you're the one to blame?
Cause we don't even know your name
But you're here now & we've got temptations
We're only playing
Just wanted to make a few new friends
You plan on staying?
When you're with us, the party never ends
You might look at me & think you're going crazy
I lost it long ago, you're not alone baby
Can't wait to meet you
So join the animatronic family
We open real soon
Try your best to hold onto sanity
Come get to know me
& you won't wanna leave after tonight
Down here, we're lonely
& we would love you to join us for a bite
The audience cheered, but Robo Fizz looked at him with envy, then he smiled sadistically as he had a very drastic idea.
After Blitzø's Performance, Blitzø was in a dressing room
"That was quite the show you put on." Robo Fizz said
"Thank you, Robo Fizz." Blitzø said
"So, thinking about outshining me are you?" Robo Fizz said as he approached him
"What? No, I'm not trying to outshine anyone." Blitzø said
Just then, Robo Fizz grabbed the Impling by the throat & slammed him against the mirror causing it to crack
"Don't lie to me, Blitzo." Robo Fizz said
"Wait, how did you—?" Blitzø said
"Ain't it obvious." Robo Fizz said "If you think this little get up will get people to love you, think again."
"What are you talking about?" Blitzø said
"There can only be one star in this show, & that is ME! Hahahahahahaha!" Robo Fizz cackled as he slowly applied pressure to his throat
Blitzø was beginning to choke, then he noticed a big cologne bottle beside him, grabbed it & hit Robo Fizz's face causing him to let go as Blitzø ran out
"Oh, so you wanna play, huh?" Robo Fizz said "You can run, but you can't hide Blitzo!"
Blitzø was running through Loo Loo Land
"Crap, Crap, Crap, I can't believe that thing is trying to kill me, I get outta here." Blitzø said before seeing the exit & running towards it
"Oh no you don't." Robo Fizz said as he grabbed Blitzø & tossed him over his shoulder which caused him to stumble on the ground
"Please stop." Blitzø pleaded fearfully
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" Robo Fizz cackled as he speedrolled towards Blitzø
"NO!" Blitzø shouted as he shot his arms out while looking away & closing his eyes
But for some reason, Blitzø didn't get hit, he opened his eyes & looked at Robo Fizz who was a foot apart from him as he was rolling in place. Blitzø then raised his hands & Robo Fizz was lifted off the ground into the air, Blitzø was stunned for a moment then he glared
WHAM!
Robo Fizz was slammed into the ground which caused him to stop rolling, but Blitzø was not done with him.
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
Blitzørepeatedly moved his arms up & down causing Robo Fizz to be slammed into the ground over & over again. Blitzø stopped as Robo Fizz was in the air, then he clasped his hands together as Robo Fizz was crushed causing his head to pop out of his body. Blitzø stood there panting before leaving Loo Loo Land, but unbeknownst to him, Loopty & Lyle had watched what happened with their mouths gaped in shock
"Did you see that?!" Loopty exclaimed
"I don't believe it." Lyle said shockingly
"We better tell Mammon about this." Loopty said
Later Blitzø had arrived at the Elevator with his cloak on, when he took a seat he couldn't help but think about what he did to destroy Robo Fizz.
"What was that?" Blitzø said as he looked at his hands
Well, It looks like super strength isn't the only power Little Blitzø has. I know most people ship Fizzarolli with Asmodeus but I ship Fizzarolli with Velvet. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter & stay tuned for another one, Morpho Out.