I slowly woke up to sunlight streaming through the window and into my eyes. I groaned, rolling over in bed...but it was no use. I was awake. I threw the covers off of me, and slowly walked over to the window, closing the curtains before turning and walking out of my room...and promptly turning back around as I remembered I was still wearing pajamas. I blearily dug through my dresser drawer, pulling out the most comfortable clothing I could find.

Oh, I didn't realize I had these...I must have forgotten about them.

I pulled off my pajamas before pulling on the knee-length shorts and donning the dark blue shirt. I absentmindedly grabbed my leaf headband as well, and walked out the door. I stopped in my tracks, looking out the front door of my house...was it my house?

"AYO WHAT" I yelled into the empty street that greeted me.

This was...weird. Wherever I was, it was both familiar and unfamiliar. There was something else in the back of my mind, telling me that I had somewhere I was supposed to be. It was easily drowned out by my curiosity, though, as I began wandering the streets, looking around at everything. It all looked...weird but cool. It felt like I was only walking a few minutes, but as I glanced at the sun I saw that it had probably been a couple hours. Eventually, my eyes landed on something very large...a mountain, with four faces carved into the side. It was then that it finally clicked in my head; I was in Naruto.

With that realization, the little voice in the back of my mind started to practically scream at me. It was team assignment day at the academy!!! I was late!!!! Without further thought, I started sprinting through the village towards the academy...which was almost at the opposite end of the village. Several people called out to Sasuke, but I paid them no mind. It didn't occur to me that he would be in the academy right now, as I was too busy basically panicking.

By the time I skidded to a stop in front of the academy doors I was panting...but only slightly.

Daaaaang, when did I get this good?

I walked the rest of the way to the classroom...only to see it was practically empty except for two people. The bright orange one was obviously Naruto, while the pink hair clearly belonged to Sakura. But...where was Sasuke?

"Sasuke-kun!!! You're finally here!!!!" Sakura practically squealed.

"Hmph, took you long enough to show up, bastard! You're lucky our new sensei isn't here yet!" Naruto grumbled.

Wait what?

I looked behind me, thinking that Sasuke had followed me here...but then I realized that there was no one else here and they were talking to me. I slowly reached up to pat the back of my head, finding that it did indeed stick up towards the top...like a chicken butt.

I was Sasuke????

As I realized that both Naruto and Sakura were looking at me expectantly...I looked back at them and grinned, putting my hands on my hips.

"Yeah! I'm just a lucky guy like that!!!" I declared

They both stared at me, only blinking and clearly taken aback by my attitude.

"I know, I know, you just don't know what to do in the presence of a guy as cool as me!" I said confidently before walking over to a spot on the bench, leaning back and kicking my feet up on the desk.

Sakura and Naruto just looked at me like I had grown a second head straight out of my ear. After a few moments of silence, Naruto was the one who spoke up.

"...who the hell are you and where is that bastard Sasuke?"

I was trying to form a response that hopefully wouldn't get me thrown into torture and interrogation, but Sakura spoke up first, punching Naruto in the back of the head.

"YOU CAN'T JUST ACCUSE SASUKE-KUN OF BEING A FAKE, IDIOT!!!! MAYBE HE'S JUST HAPPY BECAUSE HE'S A NINJA NOW!!!!"

Naruto gave a pained shout, turning around to pout at Sakura.

"But-but Sakura-chaaaan! He's acting weird!!! Even you can see that!!!"

I just started laughing, standing up and pumping my fist

"YEAH!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!"

The pair basically ignored me and continued squabbling, with Sakura periodically punching Naruto. Quickly, I grew bored, and drifted off in my own thoughts. I didn't notice as they stopped fighting and Sakura sat down to make goo-goo eyes at me and Naruto just paced. Eventually Naruto stuck his head out the doorway, grumbling.

"I don't get it! How come our teacher's the only one that's late? I'm ready to roll, believe it!!! The other groups already met their new teachers, and took off on some adventure or something, and Iruka-sensei's gone too!!!"

Sakura sighed "We know- hey, what are you doing!?"

Naruto had gotten up on a chair and wedged a blackboard eraser between the door and the doorframe. He jumped down from his chair, grinning at his handiwork.

"This is what he gets for making us wait! Surpriiiiise!"

It was time for me to intervene.

"Naruto...that's lame."

The blond whirled around on me, scowling. "YEAH WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PRANKS, HUH MISTER PERFECT?!"

I grinned. "Hey...is there any paint we can use? You should put a small paint can on top of the eraser...in the brightest color you can get!!!"

Naruto was dumbstruck, but then he grinned and ran over to a corner of the room, digging around a bit before pulling out two paint cans. One was a bright green, but the other was an obnoxious flourescent red. I pointed to the red one.

"That one. Use the red."

Not questioning it, Naruto excitedly jumped back up on the chair and situated the paint can on top of the eraser. Sakura just seemed stupefied that not only had I gone along with Naruto's prank, but that I had added to it. Naruto placed the chair back behind the teacher's desk, and came to stand in the middle of the room. We only had to wait a couple seconds before the man himself showed up...and promptly got hit on the head with both an eraser and the can of paint falling on him, covering him in bright red.

Naruto and I both burst out laughing, Naruto declaring that the gray haired man fell for it. Kakashi bent down to grab the now red eraser, and looked at the three of us.

"My first impression of you...I hate you."

"Well fuck you too!!!" I declared, flipping off our new teacher.

The entire room once again looked dumbstruck, and Kakashi narrowed his one visible eye.

"...meet me on the roof."

And with that, he was gone.

I immediately started running for the roof, Naruto hot on my heels. We both burst through the door at the same time, and I merrily bounced over to the concrete steps in front of Kakashi to sit down with a giant grin on my face. Naruto on the far right, me on the far left, and Sakura in the middle once she got there. Kakashi was still covered in bright red paint, all across his hair and shoulders...and even dripping down over his mask.

"Alright...let's do some introductions."

Sakura raised her hand "um...sensei...what kind of stuff are we supposed to say?"

Kakashi just looked bored as all hell. "Things you like...things you hate...dreams for the future...hobbies...stuff like that."

Naruto pouted a bit. "Well how about you go first so we can see how its done."

Kakashi just gave a small hum before starting. "Me? Well...my name is Kakashi Hatake...as for my likes and dislikes...I don't feel like telling you that. Dreams for the future? Haven't really thought about it...and...I have lots of hobbies."

Sakura and Naruto just gave him a deadpan look before turning to each other. "Well that was a waste...we only really learned his name"

Meanwhile, I knew some of the things he liked and hated.

"You like reading porn, don't you? Just walking down the street reading obvious porn, and you hate morons who don't understand teamwork. Your hobby is being late to everything and reading, along with being a general shithead."

Everyone just gaped at me. Or...well...I assume Kakashi was gaping at me. Hard to tell with the mask and the perpetually dead look in his eye.

"...you're going to be my least favorite."

I snickered. "Naaah, I'll grow on you and you'll find out you can't live without me! I'm just that great!"

Kakashi sighed, probably cursing the Hokage for sticking me with him. Or thanking him for it. Probably thanking him for it.

"Okay then...you introduce yourself first, name caller."

Rude, but whatever. "HEEEY! I'm Sasuke Uchiha, and I like myself, food, and myself. I dislike spiders and people who don't like me. My hobbies include eating and making bets with people on who can eat the most. My dream for the future is to become the greatest shinobi person thing ever!!!!"

Once more, everyone stared at me like I had grown another head. After a few moments, Kakashi cleared his throat and looked to Sakura, telling her to go next. She sat dumbstruck for a few moments before she started.

"Um...I'm Sakura Haruno, and..."

I tuned out at that, looking at some birds flying overhead. I couldn't tell what kind of birds they were. Maybe if I followed them? But who's to say that the birds here and the birds in my world are the same? For all I knew, the birds here could be tiny murder fluffs that just wait for you to leave your window open at night before swooping in and eating your eyeballs. That would be scary.

"...SASUKE!!!!!!!!"

"HUH YEAH WHAT?????"

I looked over to see that Naruto had yelled at me. Kakashi was already gone. "...I called your name like, a hundred times!! Kakashi-sensei already left!!! He left about two minutes ago!!"

My eyes widened a bit. "Oh shit really? Damn I missed a lot."

"I'll say...bastard. Anyways, we're supposed to get up and be at the training ground at 5am...he also said not to eat breakfast, or we would throw it up!!!! Believe it!!!!"

I nodded. "Well then, we should eat a big dinner to have energy for tomorrow then!!!" I turned towards Sakura. "THAT MEANS YOU TOO!!! YOU'RE A NINJA YOU CAN'T GO ON ANY STUPID DIETS. IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR LOOKS, THEN DON'T BECAUSE YOU'LL BURN OFF ANY CALORIES WITH TRAINING!!!"

Sakura turned bright red, gaping at me. She didn't seem to know what to do with herself, and kept closing and opening her mouth like a fish. I didn't feel like waiting longer for her to form a response, so I jumped up and put my hands on my hips, grinning.

"Well I'm going home. Later bitches!!!!"

With that said, I ran to the edge of the roof, and leapt off, doing a couple flips as I ignored the startled shouts behind me. I landed gracefully on my feet, and kept running to Sasuke's house without pause. Well...I guess it's my house now, huh? What a strange thought. Either way...I was a ninja now!!!! Just what could I do with all these abilities? Oh holy shit I'll get the sharingan I can copy anything I see.

Next thing I know, I'm 'home', and I do some training before going inside and looking in the mirror while flexing my arms. Daaaamn, Sasuke is ripped!!! Which means I'm ripped!!! It's a good thing I have all of Sasuke's memories on ninja bullshit...and school...and directions. I actually had all of his memories. I wasn't gonna touch the ones from when his whole family...yknow...died, though. I looked in his pantry, and was frankly disappointed that there was no ramen. So instead, I made myself some rice and pork. It was weird, living by myself. Why the fuck did ninjas think it was a good idea letting twelve year olds live alone??? Hell, Sasuke had been living by himself ever since he was let out of the hospital when he was 8!!! Why did they think leaving 8 year olds to their own devices was a good idea? It was stupid...but I was grateful. It meant I wouldn't have to explain the huge personality change to even more people...that lived with Sasuke every day. Yeah if he hadn't lived alone I so would have been thrown into torture and interrogation.

After I was done eating, I set my dishes in the sink before going over to the bedroom, changing into my pajamas, and getting into bed. Then I remembered that I had to brush my teeth so I got back up, did that, then got back into bed to actually go to sleep this time. Tomorrow was gonna be fun...it was going to be the bell thingy test!!!

Oh my God I was gonna watch Naruto get poked in the ass by our teacher.

This...was going to be great.

I sauntered up to the training grounds with a smile on my face and my hands behind my head. I had eaten a big breakfast of eggs, sausage and pancakes and I was ready to roll. As I approached, I saw Naruto and Sakura and gave a wave. Naruto just scowled.

"AAARRGHH! YOU'RE LATE, YOU BASTARD!!!!" He yelled.

"Well, Kakashi-sensei is gonna be even more late anyways, so what does it matter? Besides, I had to eat breakfast!"

The other two just gaped at me. Was I forgetting something? Did I have syrup on my face?

"But...Sasuke-kun, Kakashi-sensei told us not to eat breakfast, otherwise we would throw up!" Sakura spoke up.

"Oh...I forgot...haha whoops. Oh well, maybe I'll puke all over him! That'd be funny!!!"

That earned a snicker from Naruto. "Hey...you think he'll still be red in spots from yesterday?"

I shrugged, grinning at him. "I dunno, but that would be funny!"

Sakura just groaned and mumbled something about boys being gross, asking herself when Sasuke got like this. I just sat with Naruto, conversing about various things. I lamented my lack of ramen, saying I just forgot to get it from the grocery store last time I went, and I swear his eyes sparkled. Naruto complained about waking up so early when Kakashi-sensei still wasn't there, even after a couple hours.

We continued with other meaningless topics until Kakashi actually showed up. Naruto and Sakura both screeched at him for being late.

"Sorry...but a black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way around."

Hey I could play with this. "I understand...but did you stop to ask it if it needed assistance navigating the road of life? It's full of wrong turns and dead ends...the cat might have been lost on it."

I got two looks of horror, and one of cautious joy. Kakashi jumped down, ruffling my hair.

"Yknow...I think I hate you a little less now, Sasuke."

I beamed, counting that as a win. Kakashi started talking, explaining the bell test to us. I already knew exactly what had to happen, though, so I tuned it out. When Kakashi said start, both Sakura and I jumped away to hide...while Naruto stayed out in the open, demanding a fight. I watched with barely contained anticipation as Naruto first charged Kakashi...only to stop short as their teacher reached into his pocket to pull out an orange book. Naruto gave a shout and pointed accusingly at him.

"IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE!!!! SASUKE WAS RIGHT, YOU DO READ PORN!!!! WE'RE KIDS, YOU KNOW!!!! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO READ THAT IN FRONT OF KIDS!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!"

Kakashi simply turned a page before responding. "Says the clown who invented the...Sexy Jutsu. You don't exactly have room to talk."

I was trying so hard to keep myself from laughing, but a couple snorts escaped my mouth. I watched as Naruto charged Kakashi again, trying his best to hit him...all while the jonin easily dodged and blocked while reading his book. As Kakashi dashed behind Naruto, I was practically vibrating with barely restrained laughter...that boiled over into roaring guffaws as Naruto went flying from the 'secret taijutsu technique'.

I tried to quiet my mirth as quick as I could before jumping down from my spot in the trees, landing next to Sakura. The pink haired girl looked over to me with a blush. Before she could speak, I did instead...taking advantage of Naruto distracting Kakashi with his shadow clones.

"Sakura...you remember what i said yesterday about Kakashi-sensei? About how he hates people who don't understand teamwork?"

She nodded, and I continued.

"That's what this exercise is about! We have to work as a team to get the bells!"

At this, Sakura looked confused. "But...only two of us will pass! How are we supposed to work as a team with stakes like that?"

I grinned. "Sakura...have you ever seen a genin team that doesn't have three genin and a jonin? Of course you haven't, because none exist! The test is like this so we have to like...prove that we can think of the whole team, instead of just ourselves!!! Get it?"

A light seemed to go on behind her eyes. "Oohh...I get it!! We have to see through the deception!!! But...how are we going to get Naruto to work together with us?"

I snickered. I had thought of that last night. "I'll tell him that I'll just give him my bell...he won't care as long as he thinks he passes!"

Sakura gave her own smile in return, nodding with determination. We were so going to get those bells-

"You two lovebirds having fun over here?" A voice came from behind us.

I gave a startled squawk and fell back as I whirled around to face Kakashi. Shit I had forgotten he had done that to Sakura! Kakashi only looked mildly amused, and I belatedly remembered that at the moment Naruto was hanging upside down by his ankle from a tree. I should probably cut him down if we're going for teamwork. I looked to Sakura.

"Sakura, to break a genjutsu, just remember to forcefully stop the flow of your chakra, then flare it. I'm gonna go get Naruto okay bye!" Before she even had the slightest chance to respond, I was already gone.

Soon I stood before Naruto, who was basically pouting about his predicament.

"What? Come here to make fun of me, bastard?" He grumbled.

I shook my head. "Nope! I'm here to cut you down...for a trade."

"Yeah? What is it?"

"I cut you down, and all three of us work together as a team to get the bells! I'll even give you my bell, if that's what it takes."

Naruto narrowed his eyes at me, bottom lip jutting out a bit in thought. He gave a contemplative hum before nodding his agreement. I gleefully threw a kunai at the rope tying him up, and he fell down with a startled shout. He rubbed his head, standing back up again and giving me a smile...before he was promptly yanked back up again by another rope trap with a startled squawk. I repeated the process of cutting him down via throwing a kunai, and he stood up after falling down again, immediately leaping away from the tree and glaring at it.

"No way am I getting caught in another trap like that, believe it!!!"

I snorted a bit in laughter and grabbed Naruto's wrist, dragging him behind me as I ran to find Sakura. It took a few minutes, but I heard a shriek and immediately ran towards it, automatically using my chakra to dispel any potential genjutsu. There wasn't one, and I found Sakura sitting in the dirt, sweaty and panting.

"Sakura!!! I got Narutoooo!!! Time to pla- oof!"

My speech was cut off by her tackle hugging me and sobbing.

"Aawww, I knew you would miss me! But it's okay, I'm here now!!!"

Sakura pulled back a little to give me a watery glare. "Y-you idiot!!! I was worried!! K-Kakashi-sensei used a genjutsu and-and you were full of kunai and shuriken and you were bleeding so much and I was scared you were dying!!!"

I just grinned at her. "It's gonna take more than a few sharp thingies to kill me! I'm just too good!"

Sakura's glare faltered, and she gave a choked giggle. Looks like she was getting used to me! Good.

"Yeah yeah yeah...what about me, Sakura-chan? Weren't you worried about me?" Naruto said.

Sakura glared at him. "No. I hate you. Stupid..."

Naruto hung his head in disappointment, and before they could continue I clapped my hands to get their attention.

"Okay! This is great and all but we need a plan to beat up Kakashi-sensei! Naruto...can you use your sexy jutsu to turn into a bunch of different girls??? And if you teach me the shadow clone jutsu I can help too!"

Sakura reeled back, almost in disgust. "Ugh, thats disgusting! You perverts!!!"

I looked to her with a mischievous smile. "Yeah...but the biggest pervert here is Kakashi-sensei! If we can throw him off his game using titties, even if it's just a moment, we have a better chance at getting the bells!!! As a ninja...if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying!!!"

"...dude that is a horrible way to look at things" Naruto grumbled

Sakura seemed slightly appeased, though. "Okay...fine...so you two are gonna do...that, what will I do?"

I leaned in close to whisper. "You're gonna channel chakra to your legs and arms to boost your speed and strength, and you're gonna yoink the bells while he's busy with boobies!!!"

Sakura still looked irritated with the distraction plan, but didn't complain. Naruto just looked at me, bottom lip once again jutting out as he thought.

"I can't teach you the shadow clones jutsu that fast, bastard. You'll have to use the regular clone jutsu...but those can't transform. So I'll be the one doing the distraction. You'll have to...I don't know, grab him from behind or something."

Damn...I wanted to learn the shadow clone jutsu! Oh well I can always copy it later. I nodded in affirmation, deciding that I would just transform myself into Tsunade and grab him from behind. I nodded once to each of them, smiling.

"Okay...ready? Go!!!"

All three of us jumped into action, Naruto running off towards where we were guessing Kakashi was. I followed after him, and Sakura followed me. She stopped just inside the tree line, and I ran in an arc to get behind Kakashi.

"...Naruto, didn't you learn from your experience a few minutes ago? You can't beat me, especially not head on like this." Kakashi drawled.

"Oh yeah!? Well guess what, Kakashi-sensei! I have more tricks than what you saw!!!" Naruto formed the hand sign for the shadow clone jutsu, and suddenly there were a couple dozen of Naruto standing throughout the field.

"...Naruto I hate to break it to you, but this isn't a new trick to me. You already tried this."

The Narutos all sniggered, holding up their hands in the ram sign. Then, all at once, a poof of smoke rose from every clone, and when it cleared...the Narutos were gone, replaced with various busty, naked women, with only smoke to cover their private bits. I transformed myself into Tsunade, but instead of being naked, I wore lacy, forest green lingerie. I came up behind Kakashi, draping myself over his back. Meanwhile the various transformed Narutos also draped themselves over Kakashi, all of them begging for his attention and complimenting him.

"-oh Kakashi-sensei, can we go out later~?"

"-nooo, he promised me we would watch a movie together-!"

"-oh Kakashi-sensei, you're so strong-"

"-so handsome-"

"-come oon, let's go somewhere...private-"

Kakashi was, understandably, caught off guard. He hadn't been expecting this it seemed. Sakura, seeing that the diversion worked, ran up and tried to snatch the bells with one hand while the other reared back for a punch. Unfortunately...though close, the distraction wasn't quite effective enough. As Sakura approached, he twisted his hips just enough for her to be unable to grab the bells, and brought up an arm to block her punch. He didn't seem to be expecting her to hit like a brick, though, so he went flying, with me still on him. We landed a few yards away, with Kakashi landing on top of me and knocking the wind out of me. I didn't get a chance to try and reach for a bell before the alarm clock went off.

I groaned, and Kakashi got up off me.

"Well...you three failed to take the bells from me. You fail this test."

Naruto started loudly protesting, but Kakashi ignored him. He directed us all to the posts, and as we shuffled over he snatched Naruto, tying him up to the post. Naruto started protesting even further, and Kakashi still ignored him, instead stepping back to address all of us.

"Alright you three...you know what this exercise is about? *Teamwork*. It's about being able to put the mission before your own interests. If the team doesn't work together...then lives are lost..."

He trailed off a bit, stepping towards the memorial stone with a far away look in his eye.

"...this stone...contains the names of some of the greatest heroes to the village..."

"YEAH THAT SETTLES IT!!! IM GONNA GET MY NAME ON THAT STONE!!! I'LL BE A HERO, A HERO! BELIEVE IT!!!"

I smacked the back of Naruto's head, and before he could open his mouth again I spoke.

"Naruto, this is a memorial stone. All those people died in war."

That quickly got Naruto to clam up, and he looked back towards Kakashi with a somber look in his eyes.

"That's right, Sasuke...and the names of my best friends are on here..."

Oh shit that's right, both his teammates fucking died in front of him...now I'm all sad.

Before I could keep going on my depressive spiral, Kakashi turned around to look at us all again.

"...you three showed no teamwork at first...especially you, Naruto. However...you were showing a little bit towards the end there, so I'm willing to give you a second chance...on one condition. Naruto doesn't get lunch. That's his punishment for leaping into battle with no regard to his teammates. If anyone feeds him, you all fail, and you'll be barred from becoming shinobi at all...got it?"

We all nodded our assent, but inside I was laughing...because I knew that in order to pass, we had to feed Naruto. Sakura and I took the offered bentos, and began eating as Kakashi left, probably to go hide and watch us. After a few minutes, I looked around, pretending to look for Kakashi. I then used my chopsticks to pick up a bite of the chicken, and held it up to Naruto. Naruto just looked confused, while Sakura gasped.

"Sasuke-kun, no! You'll fail!"

I smirked. "Well, I don't sense Kakashi-sensei anywhere, and if Naruto's fucking starving he won't be much use no matter how good our plan is. Besides, I ate breakfast, remember? I can go longer without eating! Now...Naruto...say 'aaaaaa'"

Naruto, still confused but not about to turn down free food, opened his mouth and took the chicken offered to him. Sakura squirmed a little bit as she seemed to war with herself, but eventually held her bento up to Naruto as well.

"...here."

Naruto smiled, but then it dimmed a bit as he remembered he couldn't move his arms. "Um...Sakura-chan...I can't take it. I'm tied up, remember? I can't grab it."

Sakura seemed irritated, but she grudgingly grabbed a bite of her food in her chopsticks and fed it to Naruto, glaring the whole time. As soon as he swallowed that bite, dark clouds suddenly formed overhead, thunder rumbling as Kakashi appeared before us with cold rage in his eye and and threatening position.

"You guys! You disobeyed a direct order and fed Naruto. What do you have to say for yourselves!?!"

Sakura and Naruto were frozen in fright, and I was as well for a moment before I shook it off. I knew what happened.

"I say...we pass!!! We're a team and we gotta take care of each other! Plus there's just no way you could fail me...I'm just too awesome to fail! And because I pass, so do Naruto and Sakura, because I can't leave them behind, that would just b uncool and I'm too cool to do something like that!"

My speech seemed to break Naruto and Sakura from their fright as well.

"We acted as a team...we're all one, a unit!"

"YEAH, AND ISN'T THIS JUST MORE OF THAT TEAMWORK STUFF?? HUH, KAKASHI-SENSEI!?"

Kakashi narrowed his eye at us. "You're a team? You're all one? You won't leave each other behind? THAT'S what you have to say!?"

We all gave a resolute nod.

"In that case...you...pass."

I beamed, putting my hands behind my head as Naruto and Sakura were just dumbstruck at the immediate change in attitude from Kakashi.

"Huh!? We...we pass?" Naruto exclaimed

"That's what I said! You pass! You're the first team I've had to pass. Everyone else just mindlessly did what I told them, they couldn't think for themselves. In the shinobi world, it's true that those who break the rules are garbage...but those who abandon their friends and comrades are even worse than garbage. Alright! Meet here tomorrow morning, and we'll take our first mission as team 7!!"

Kakashi gave us a thumbs up, and Naruto started shouting in joy while Sakura sagged with relief. I cheered as well, pumping my fist. Sakura and Kakashi began walking away, leaving Naruto and I behind...while I decided to be the cool guy I am and cut Naruto down. The blond gave me a quick thank you before he rushed off to catch up with the other two. I followed lazily behind until we exited the training grounds, then I turned towards home. Poor Naruto and Sakura didn't know that D-rank missions were literally just chores. I was not looking forward to this.

Oh well, at least I would be getting paid.

--A/N: Heyo! I'm back, this time with a Naruto story! This is like...90% humor, borderline crack. I literally just took my sister's personality and shoved her inside Sasuke. The funniest thing is...she is literally like this in person. I'm not even exaggerating it.Also!!!In search of a beta for this story! Biggest things I'll need help with is flow, plot, and making sure everyone is still in character. I am perfectly fine with spelling and grammar. Just PM me if interested!!!Happy reading!!!