My first fanfic! Huzzah! But, this is not a series, for now. This short story is the result of: Naruto+alcohol so, here we go!

Sakura, Ino, and Sasuke were all walking down a street in their village. Sasuke didn't even want them to be there, for all he wanted was to be the emo son-of-a-bitch he his! Sakura and Ino bombarded him out of nowhere, and now their stalking him.

"Fuck off, billboard brow! Sasuke's MINE!" Ino yelled in Sakura's face.
"Stupid Ino-pig! He's mine! We're on the same team!" Sakura gloated and stuck her tongue out. Sasuke whimpered quietly. But, out of the blue, Naruto tumbled onto the street directly in front of the three! He struggled to stand back up, and even once he did, there wasn't anything good coming out of his mouth.
"Hey, emo-bitch Sasuke! Wha...what do ya think you're doing with those two...the scary fruit haired girl, and the- the crazy blond?" Naruto pointed at Sasuke, who wasn't processing any of this.
"SCARY, FRUIT?!" Sakura hissed; Inner Sakura cracked her knuckles.
"CRAZY?!" Ino yelled, her arms in the air.
"Well, you are crazy, Ino-pig." Sakura put her hands on her hips.
"What?!" Ino turned to face her. "Scary billboard brow!" Sakura instantly tackled Ino, so began the catfight. Sasuke stared down at them, his eyes wide with fear. He inched away slowly, before Naruto put his arm on Sasuke's shoulder and furthered the drunk talk.
"Aww...look what ya did to...to those girls, emo." He shook his head. Sasuke pushed Naruto away, and he fell to the ground like a puppet whose strings were cut. Then, Neji, Tenten, and Rock Lee passed by while returning a report to Godaime Tsunade.
"Whoa, what's with that kid?" Tenten asked Neji. Hearing this, Naruto leaped up, swaggered, and walked over to Tenten.
"Who are ya calling kid? You're...you're almost my age ya know, and I don't like it when whippersnappers like you call me kid!" Then he looked at Neji, and laughed a bit. "And what's with your eyes? Are- are they like that 'cause you saw your mom naked or something?" Naruto laughed again, and leaned against the nearest wall. Neji turned red with red, and Tenten blinked a few times.
"I understand now!" Rock Lee chirped, "Naruto must have been intoxicated to be like this!" Sasuke raised a brow, and the girls stopped fighting.
"You mean he's drunk?" All three said, and Naruto pushed himself to the side and said,
"If I was drunk, then...then I could do this!" He walked over to Sakura, grabbed her face, and kissed her. Everybody's brain went dead. Suddenly, a young kunoichi passed by, Hinata. Seeing this, she turned red, and fainted. Rock Lee's eyes filled with flame. Out of sheer jealousy, he grabbed Naruto's jacket, and punched him. Tenten looked at Neji, and they exchanged a glance before both said,
"Holy shit."

Hahaha...I've always wanted to know what would happen if Naruto was drunk, and I guess this is one of the outcomes. :3

NEVER MESS WITH LEE'S GIRL!