I hope my updates will be as frequent as this in the future.
Ziggy: lazy unbeliever.
Me: hits in stomach with Sly cane.
Ziggy: falls over cursing
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AAAaaaaaaaaand, go!
I wasn't keen on the idea, but we needed a peerless explosives expert again, and the only man for the job was the Panda King. Even though he helped us in the Cooper vault job and earned my trust, I still would be happy if I never had to set eyes on him again. He killed my family, and that pain doesn't leave with one job. Also, we had helped him save his daughter, so as far as I cared, we were even. But Bentley said he was the only one who could do this, so I took his word.
However, when we got to China, we discovered that he was gone. We asked around, and discovered that, in meditation, the Panda King saw that he must defeat a certain warrior in Spain. I just hope he knows what he's up against, because the guy he's looking for is the meanest fighter in the business: El Diablo Loco, The Mad Devil.
Apparently, the Devil started out legit. His father owned this huge outdoor theater business, until he was mysteriously poisoned a few years ago. The Devil took his fathers business and turned it into a criminal fighting tournament. The prize for the winner is huge, but only if they can defeat the creator of the tournament. If the Panda King wants a crack at him, he'll definitely enter.
So the gang suited up and headed for Spain.
Sly…
And the Gang…
in…
Lucha Larceny
Sorry, I know that was short. The next part will be up soon.