Hello people! Now this story has no real warnings unless you include rum as a warning. I do have to say however that this stroy is purely fiction, and its events were, of course, made up by me. History be damned. . Now please review? Or I withhold the next chapter...MUWHAHAHA. Just kidding. Review anyway?
Theme: Tape
Title: the Invention of Tape
Rating: PG
Jack took another swig of rum, and then continued on with his story.
"So ye see I need something to tie the little bugger up. He was a feisty thing ye see. No rope to be found…but there were these leaves savvy? They were all sticky with sap or some such. So I said to meself, Jack I bet these would stick together like paste."
The barroom crowd listened intently, or at least they seemed to. In truth no one really listened to Jack.
"And by Davy Jones, they stuck quite nicely. And that's how I invented tape mates!"
Jack downed the rest of his rum, and fixed the room with a proud smirk. No one acknowledged the end of his tale. Jack frowned. They just didn't understand his genius.