Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders, or the poem.

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Johnny stumbbled out of his house, holding his hand up to his bleeding nose.

He walked towards the lot he usually goes to when his father was drunk, all the time muttering, " Speak roughtly to you little boy, and beat him when he sneezes; He only does it to annoy because he knows it teases..."

By the time he got to the lot, his nose had stopped bleeding. He laid down, using the curb as a cement pillow, " I speak severly to by boy, and beat him when he sneezed: For he can thoroughly enjoy the peper when ya pleases..."

He wasn't sure why, but he chuckled at the end. Nothing of his situation was the least bit funny. But the poem is. It's funny because it's true. There was a word for that, wasn't there? Pony had told him once...Satire?

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