Hey everybody! Tis Saddie again! Yes, yes, I know I should be working on my other stories but... this story would kill me if I didn't write it! nn;; My apologies! I didn't give up on any of my babies (Stories) promise! I just need a break.

Ok, to business! This story is different than others I think. It is a vote of sorts. Naruto is gonna be 'gettin it on' with a helluva lotta characters. At the end of the prologue there will be a list of all the guys and girls you can choose from, vote via review. I will wait a week then check the reviews and start writing with the character that has the most votes, if it is a tie I'll wait another few days until one wins. If you want a certain character to win... You better get votin'! Get your friends to too! (Heh, heh... TooToo...)

Another thing! NaruKyuu will be seme for ALL of the pairings... no flaming about this! Thank you!

Another another thing, there are YAOI pairings and HET pairings! NO FLAMES ABOUT THAT EITHER!

Wow... I just keep adding more and more... but this is important! Two things: 1) If you don't like the Naru? pairing in a particular chapter say it's... Naru/Gaa and you don't like that, skip it. It won't impact the stroyline, or lack thereof. 2) If your pairing isn't picked, don't worry, they will all be done eventually! nn

Disclaimer- Anything you recognize, I don't own.

Give Unto Nothingness

Authoress- Saddie

Prologue- Unleashed

Naruto growled and slammed his head into the wall. Hard. Cracks spread like the web of a spider at the base of the collision.

Crimson liquid dripped in a morbid rhythm as blunt fingernails dug deep in the toned flesh of his biceps, leaving bloody crescents.

The blond was alone, so very alone. But this is how it should be… on this day especially. Naruto always dreaded this day; while everyone else was out soaking up the fresh spring sunlight, breathing in the scent of the newly formed sakura blossoms, Naruto would lock himself away in the desolate dungeon he called home. It was for the good of everyone around him.

You see, in the early spring, when the grass was just beginning to regain its lost luster, Kyuubi goes into heat. Now, for a normal person this is bad enough, but for a nine-tail fox demon it's magnified tenfold. And for poor Naruto, who inhabits the physical portion of their shared body, it is damn near unbearable.

The blond found himself irritable, drowsy and above all… horny as hell. It had been Kakashi's idea to block himself from all outside contact for the time, this happened right after a rather distressing incident two years ago involving Sasuke, a half-can of whipped cream and the silver-haired nin's favourite copy of 'Icha Icha Paradise.' Now, he was imprisoned, for however long it takes for him to stop getting hard at the mere sound of anyone's voice. (Besides his own that is)

This isolation in itself is enough to drive the average person insane, but add to that a smooth talking, horny-as-hell nine-tail fox demon and you have a disaster on your hands.

Every second of every day spent in this self-proclaimed prison Kyuubi was constantly whispering to him from the deepest corners of his mind; telling him of things he could only imagine in his wildest dreams, speaking of the untold pleasure that he could bring… If only the blond would relinquish control for one measly day. But Naruto knew the deceit behind these fantasies, he knew full well that if he gave away the control of his body, he would not be getting it back any time soon… and when he did… he would be in a whole shitload of trouble.

--Come, come now my boy… Don't you want to at least glimpse what I have to offer?—that horrible voice asked, faking innocence. Naruto growled inwardly.

Hell no, now stop asking!

--Aww… You're being so very selfish, not only would it feel good to you, but me! Not to mention all of our vi-erm-lucky volunteers!—

Naruto pulled his head from the wall and slammed it back with more force, trying in vain to knock the infernal voices from his skull.

--You can't possibly think you can get rid of me that easily, did you Naru-chan? I've been locked in this body for sooo very long… It's 16 and yet you insist to remain a virgin! Think about my needs!—the demon continued, a trace of a whine hidden in the velvety depths of its voice. Naruto shook his head.

"Just leave me alone… please…" he voiced this out loud, for he knew Kyuubi could hear him just as well either way.

Kyuubi was about to respond when a knock on the door broke the bond from his inner conflict.

That's right! No one but Kakashi-sensei knows about my 'special days'… Naruto realized with a jolt of panic, Please let them go away…

--Naru-chan… open the door, you don't want to keep your guests waiting, do you? That is very rude… the demon purred, eager at the chance to jump whoever had the (mis)fortune of being on the other side of that door.

Naruto steeled himself against the onslaught of power against the wall of his will; Kyuubi was frantically trying to escape. His desperation was only increased by the persistency of the knocker.

A shudder ran up the blond's spine and he clutched angrily at himself.

Kyuubi! Cut. It. Out!

--C'mon pipsqueak… You're so weak right now, I can easily take control… My advice to you? Just go limp. It will make things so much easier… For both of us…-- Naruto shook his head.

"No… No… NO!" the blond yelled, not caring if the one outside heard him. And sure enough, they did.

"Naruto…? Something wrong in there dobe?" a voice easily recognized as Sasuke's asked, only slightly muffled by the thickness of the wooden door. Kyuubi licked his figurative lips.

One final show of strength and Naruto felt his consciousness slipping away. White turned red, his pupils dilated, and the thin scars running along his cheeks thickened, giving him an animalistic, somewhat brutal look.

Kyuubi stalked towards the door, his steps light, but confident. He took his time, savoring the image of the beautiful Uchiha writhing beneath him, glistening with sweat, moaning out, begging for more as he pounds mercilessly into him. This thought was enough to get him painfully hard, and the fun hadn't even started yet. Sure, at this point he wasn't really picky about who he took, or what gender, but it being a creature of beauty like Sasuke was just an added bonus. Kyuubi shivered at the thought of it being Chouji… No! Get rid of that image, think of Sasuke

Naruto punched against the inner walls of his own mind, terrified by the things Kyuubi was thinking, terrified that it didn't seem like such a bad idea. He had seen that horribly erotic picture of Sasuke the demon had conjured. He was in the creature's mind after all, and it wasn't called the mind's eye for nothing.

Kyuubi slowly opened the door just as Sasuke was about to resume knocking again. The fox caught his first glance of his prey. Ebony hair, illuminated from behind by the full moon, smooth, alabaster skin… just begging to be bruised and clawed at, his rosy lips were open in mid-call and his innocent onyx eyes gazed up at the blond.

"Hello Sasu-chan…" Kyuubi greeted in a voice so similar to Naruto's, but yet completely different.

"Hi…?"

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Here are your options: Remember, Naruto is SEME in all of these:

Hyuuga Neji

Hyuuga Hinata

Uchiha Sasuke

Uchiha Itachi

Haruno Sakura

Yamanaka Ino

Sabaku no Gaara

Rock Lee (Lol)

Hatake Kakashi

Umino Iruka

Kankuro

Temari

Haku (I just can't kill him off...)

Nara Shikamaru

TenTen

Aburame Shino

Inuzuka Kiba

That's all I can think of... Tell me if I missed any... Thank you!

Oh! This is the last thing! I promise! From now on EVERY chapter will have a hot'n'steamy lemon! Whew... Finally I'm done talking!

Now GET VOTING!

--Saddie--