Right so I am probably playing with the laws of time again, but I don't care. And Jack can probably speak French, but once again I don't care. This is just a SLASHY bit of fun and fluff. I think it is sweet:)
Theme: Language
Title: Bloody Hell
Rating: PG-13
For the first time in his life, Captain Jack Sparrow felt out of place and underdressed. He was sitting across from Norrington who was grinning from ear to ear. Jack glared at his lover. When he had agreed to dinner, Jack hadn't any idea that they would be eating at a…..fancy establishment.
A waiter, dressed to the nines, sauntered over to the table and laid down menus. Norrington was smiling wider now. Jack gave him a wary look, nodded to the waiter, and opened his menu.
He took one look and slammed the menu down on the table. "Bloody 'ell James, you know I can't speak a lick of French."
Norrington shook his head with a laugh. "Watch your language Jack."