cark is having a typical good time playing minecraft, breaking monsters and chopping some stone blocks. He just finished building his wholesome square shaped minecraft house, and it looked cozy uwu, but he instantly got bored. During his time, the end wasn't added yet, and he had already visited the nether and conquered da mobs. Things were already started to get boring, cark said, "Fuck it," to spice up some things and decided to build a portal out of glowstone.
Then he did, having the necessary materials to build a wholesome portal he built the portal on the side of his house that he called the "aether portal." He wondered what heaven looked like in minecraft, maybe there could be an ending? He wonders.
He tried flickering up the portal with flint and steel, but that didn't work. Suddenly, something sparked in his head, so he went to the nearest minecraft lake and grabbed a bucket of water. He thought of a clever minecraft thing, he poured the water bucket onto the bottom left hand corner of the portal. Then, it successfully lit up. cark was astonished, seeing the center of the portal textured in blue and gazed at it uwu.
cark takes a gingerly step inside the portal, taking the risky opportunity to see the heavens of the minecraft earth, or above the skies at least. Her perception was warped by a little, but he saw herself what he exactly expected for, a plain yet wholesome floating island atop of the skies. cark darts his eyes around the portal, and just within the left rims of his sight, there appears to be two figures kissing each other on the middle of the grass. Strangely, they didn't seem like minecraft figures at all; in fact, they were real life skins.
Her vision snaps to the two figures as he stared at them closer to get some insight of what's going on. He didn't want to intervene with the two, but what hit his strangely that he saw a bearded man with long hair of what turned to be Jesus Christ making out with a familiar pale looking brown haired guy that appeared to be his holy creator and saint Elon Musk. cark was shocked by the fact of this, seeing Elon Musk with his sultry lips locked with Jesus Christ. It was so surreal, he thought to herself. Cark turned herself away, but his eyes caught Jesus Christ whiplashing his lip away from elon musk and turning his head. Jesus took a quick glance at cark with his eyes widened and face flushed. Elon looked flustered, judging by the looks of his betrayed furrowed face.
"Cark?!" elon musk exclaims as his eyes popped out.
"N-, Jesus Christ-San, Elon Musk-San?! Did you just?-" Cark said as her face flushed as well, looking at the holy sacred Christ the Lord with intense eyes.
"Oh, so you came here to fuck thy lord? Cark-sempai-kun?" Jesus said, cutting out cark and beamed a pleasant smile discreetly. He showed off his bulging butt that was covered by the roman cloth in an attempt to arouse cark.
"N-no! Jesus Christ-kun..." Cark shook his head in fluster. "S-sorry, I didn't mean t-"
"It's okay to humbly admit that you eloquently interrupted our precious moments with your creator Elon Musk, cark." Jesus Christ said, cutting off cark once again with a nice subtle yet sultry smile that creased his cheeks.
"H-how did you know my creator, and my name?" Cark said, she was flustered even further.
"Your creator discussed thy origins of the sacred cat girls that he created."
Cark then stared at Jesus with intense flushed eyes with great intent, but the most that captured her was Jesus's catlike eyes. Ngl, Jesus do be cute tho, he thought as her eyes widened and her face flushed in boiling red, but that didn't help her much to be attracted. While on the other side, elon musk just gawked so spitlessly, gravely betrayed within amidst of the leaping relationship between cark and elon musk as he felt like unintentionally intervening.
Jesus's eyes widen as he extends and opens his palm and slowly waves his stoic-like hand at cark. "I know you're not really attracted to thy divine yet intimidating appearance of mine, my saint cark." Jesus Christ returns his hand to his face, and grasps his hand on his brow as the divine light releases from him. On the other hand, Jesus Christ adjusted his fingers up. He mutters some unintelligible latin proverbs mashed together with middle english and greek sayings as he bursts out a loud firm snap to his fingers. Suddenly, his appearance changes into a more feminine like figure that not only worn an ancient cloth, but also had some beautifully grotesque egyptian-like cat sphinx ears protruding on the top sides of his head, it was surely pulchritudinous.
Cark whoops out a big gasp in a blend of astonishment and humiliation, seeing Jesus Christ half-naked with his thicc cellulite thighs and wide body structure, along with his well-shaped masculine yet chiseled calves. He surely does look like the perfect embodiment of a femboy. "J-JESUS CHRIST KUN?!" Cark exclaimed in a high-pitched anime tone of voice. She was further flustered yet spellbound by the sensual appearance raised by the power of four.
And then the Lord said as he flipped his sacred ancient bible book at his hands, as he read the words and skittered towards cark, "O Sovereign cark, I know how you're feeling right now, come to me cark, I'll show you thy secret meaning of life in this sacred minecraft world." He said in a philosopher-like tone.
"Huh?" Then cark was attracted yet so intimidated by Jesus Christ's sanguine yet elegantly shaped cat-like eyes as his eyes absently took a brief glimpse of Jesus's 12-inch bulge creeping skywards amidst his roman pants, then he said "OwO, what's this?" cark stared at the bulgy as he started to blush on Jesus Christ's holy sacred fascinus.
"As long as anyone whom the holy blesses you to forgive your sins, thou shall face me away into the rear as I eloquently request that thou I shall modestly order you to close your eyes." Jesus said.
Cark closed his eyes and accepted Jesus as he embraced him within his masculine arms. Then he felt something tingling on his face as Jesus leaned closer as he felt him pulling closer to Jesus and began to connect and lock within his lips with his sacred broccoli-scent saliva. Jesus also slowly pulled out a cark-a-doodle-doo, causing him to feel a surge of warmth tingling in the center of his rear as that connected and locked as the tingling rubbed tight amidst within his asses. He felt a jet stream of fluids that came inside of him, and that decides, that's enough for the terrified cark. "J-Jesus Christ, s-stop!" Cark winced and cried out in the most feminine voice that not even Jesus Christ would imagine, he tried to whiplash against him as hard as he could, but the inevitable strength of Jesus kept her bound.
"Thou shall be dealt free and eligible thy cum within my kingdom," He muttered in grace. Jesus slowly started to let go off his sacred fascinus and relinquished, but cark didn't feel anything as his body was too numb by the surreality of the debut of jesus christ.
Cark said "fuck it" in the complex internals of his mind, and he had enough of Jesus's pleasant interactions of good will intent, so he opened his eyes and turned around to Jesus, then he pushed Jesus almost within the edges of the island out of madness and stooped her body towards him about to wind up his claw cat-like hands. But within his sight seeing those innocent cat-like eyes widened in shock that protruded the sheer eloquent affection amidst his muscular looking face, Jesus just smiled at her with shiny sacred teeth, cark restrained his attack felt a sense of forgiveness and remorse as to why he did that. He was Jesus Christ after all; cark almost forgot the fact; it would be a disgrace to attempt to slap Jesus after all.
Just as cark's eyes captured the cutesy yet so feline like shaped face and the lithe-toned body of Jesus, he started to grow attached to him and simped for his innocent femboy face as he payed attention to his bulging testosterone-filled muscles flowing amidst his body. "Nyaaa~, Jesus-kun..." Cark affectionally muttered in a shyly anime girl voice as his frown relaxes to a smile that revealed a teeny tiny triangular teeth protruding above the mouth.
Jesus's face flushed in sheer red when the femboy catgirl cark-kun called him Jesus-kun. Turns out, Jesus was born a femboy lesbian after all. He didn't knew despite the obvious egyptian sphinx ears on his head, but he started to acknowledge his true identity of himself. "Oh, sempai-cark, I always knew you loved me after all." Jesus groped and groomed cark's catboy ears and gently jiggled them as he gave a wholesome pat on the back.
"Jesus-kun... I-I- uh-" Cark sputtered under the sheer pressure of embarrassment, she had the urge to say something but couldn't; he just blushed at Jesus's inevitable cat-like looking face in such incredible grace, to the point that cark's eyes started to well up like puppy eyes as he placed his own fingers and pointed in the center of his chest in a plead.
"That's just thy first step of the sacred meaning of life, my saint cark," Jesus said as he rubbed her head with his sacred glowing hand. "For now, we shall ascend to the transcendent floors of the heavens, as I invite you to cum into my kingdom uwu."
And then jesus, elon musk and cark ascended to the next level above the skies and brought her to his own kingdom as the trio had fun together.
