Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha noticed all the blue girders at the Ricco Harbor were going haywire, with some of them breaking apart and falling into the bright water. The two bosses were hanging around at the popular fish market, the Piantas mumbling as they noticed this.

"Huh... well now, you don't see this every day." Dry Bowser spoke as he munched on one of the caught fish he brought from a Pianta fisherman, feeling the need for seafood even though he didn't need to eat by virtue of being a skeleton. "I wonder what's making them break apart..."

"Perhaps the girders are just too weak to handle all the pressure from those Bloopers?" Petey suggested as he pointed upward with his green leaf at the weirdly proportioned Blooper squids that were flailing about on the girders.

Suddenly the yellow cage that was held high above the harbor began to break apart, with the entire thing falling down as it caused a huge splash, breaking apart some of the parked ships and causing them to sink. Dry Bowser halted his fish eating as he decided to dash to this scene, with Petey taking to the air as he looked overhead at the damage done, the Piantas gasping as they couldn't believe that their harbor was starting to become a dated and dangerous site.

"You know, the people who worked on this place probably aren't even alive anymore..." Dry Bowser commented as he was picking up several of the girders, trying to get the soaked supplies from the sunken ships and swimming back to the concrete land as fast as he could.

"There's a chance you could talk to them. After all, you're a skeleton, and there are ghosts!" Petey shouted as he swooped into the water, coming back up with supplies and drowned people in his mouth and pouch as he placed them all onto the pier by the now sunk wooden logs, shaking his entire wet body as he took off into the air again upon flapping his big leaves. "And in a wacky world like this, nothing seems impossible!"


"It's an extremely pleasant day here in beautiful Delfino Plaza, as the hockey game is going underway..." The green shelled Lakitu started off as he was narrating the match, turning around to see the entire ice rink turned into freezing water, gasping as he placed his hands on his face. "Oh my lord! These poor people are drowning in what formerly was the icing rink!"

"Help! Help!" The characters screamed as they moved their arms about.

"I can't swim!" Vector The Crocodile exclaimed as he blinked, laughing as he placed his right hand on his head. "Oh wait, yes I can. Duh!"

"Maybe you can, but the rest of us aren't so lucky!" Silver The Hedgehog exclaimed as he held both of his arms together. "If only this water wasn't so cold!"

"Pfft, leave that to me!" Wario taunted with a laugh as he got motivated, farting as several bubbles appeared behind him, the water warming up.

"Really? You have to stink it up again?" Waluigi growled as he felt his mustache freeze on him.

Getting inspiration, Princess Peach Toadstool farted as well, her gas being deeper pitched than Wario's as the water got much warmer, while also being smellier, much to everyone else's dismay. Princess Daisy farted the loudest, her underwater deep pitched poot being able to shake the entire plaza as the citizens watching the madness screamed, running for their lives as the barriers nearly broke, with the different colored Piantas and Shy Guys screaming as they weren't able to keep their posture up.

"This is the last damn time I agree to appear on this rink with three gassy morons," Shadow The Hedgehog growled in annoyance as he folded his arms, annoyed by the flatulent princesses and Wario.

"In hindsight, probably not the best idea we had," Peach admitted to Daisy as they were underwater, both of them still farting.

"Yeah. But it's fun to let loose, ya know?" Daisy responded, with them and everyone else underwater being covered up by the flatulent bubbles the human gassy princesses were releasing.


Toadette and Birdo were both still hanging around in the vibrant Pinna Park as they watched what was occurring on the newly installed giant widescreen television screen to the south of the park, with them and the Pianta and Noki visitors gasping at the horrid situation.

"Gosh, that looks terrifying!" Toadette exclaimed as she held her Kernakone stone close to her face, rubbing it on her face cheek with both of her hands. "I hope that they get out of there..."

Soon enough, the Kernakone shined brightly as the drowning hockey players, as well as the drowning Piantas and Shy Guys, were teleported out of the stinking water, with everyone gasping as Birdo turned to Toadette, placing her hands on her face.

"How did you do that!?" Birdo exclaimed as she was shocked.

Toadette blinked as she innocently placed her hands behind her back. "Golly, Birdo, I have no idea what you're talking about!"

"Help! Someone help!" Toadsworth exclaimed as he was riding on the roller coaster, flailing his arms about as he was wondering what made him think this was a good idea.


Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha were wandering around the sandy shoreline of the Sirena Beach, enjoying the beautiful sunset that was blanketing all over the beach and the hotel that overlooked the sandy front. The two noticed Waluigi was there trying to sell fishing rods, causing both of them to scoff as they knew that Waluigi was trying yet another pathetic attempt at being relevant.

"Heh, look at that. Waluigi's trying to con people into buying his sketchy garbage," Dry Bowser joked as he ribbed Petey.

Petey chuckled as he nodded his bulbous head in agreement with Dry Bowser, pointing at the shoddy wooden stand Waluigi set up with one of his big green leaves. "Yeah. Hope the Walster manages to make at least one sale. Wouldn't want to see him drowned out as usual."

Dry Bowser and Petey began laughing together as Waluigi growled, overhearing this as he clenched his fists, getting annoyed by this predicament. Suddenly Waluigi got an idea. A pretty stupid one at that, pulling out a megaphone as he cleared his throat.

"Free sharks!" Waluigi exclaimed as he then stripped off his clothing, leaving him in his purple underwear as he summoned a wormhole, pulling out a bucket of worms as he then reached back in to pull out several different sharks. "Come on! I got free sharks here!"

Suddenly the Piantas and Nokis roaming around the beachfront all dashed to Waluigi's fishing rod stand, with them flattening Dry Bowser and Petey as they were clamoring for the free sharks, with Waluigi using this as a way to sell his poorly constructed fishing rods. Dry Bowser was reduced to a pile of bones as Petey groaned loudly, not believing that Waluigi actually succeeded in his scam.