Then as zhe walked towards the hangout center albeit hesitantly - paws trembling, then Cark saith to the inmates, and to the guards. "I-, I just wanted t-to uh, warn you, t-hat there will be a really heavy thunderstorm c-coming up."
"Okay, and that's all?" One of the guards gave a cold stare. "Hey Sophia", ghe called as the hologram flashed in front of gis projector , "what's the weather tmrw?"
Then saith the SophiaBot v7.3 in a monotone voice, "It will be 37 tomorrow, with temperatures peaking up to 40 in the afternoon, and 35 in the evening. Precipitation reaching up to 12%, and humidity peaking at 25%. The weather will be partly sunny, with occasional medium clouds and a small chance of rain. It is advised to wear temperature regulators and sweat absorbers during the day."
"Oh you sure as hell you are lying. Lying is against the police rules and your sentence has been expanded by 6 months." Ghe layed a crinkling frown on gis face.
"W-what?" Cark's mouth gaped, her mouth shaking with a pool of words drifting in the water. "I-I, it's not like uh, that I can one hundred percent always predict the weather accurately." Yet zher brain grew choosy between the choices.
"You are not Jesus Christ, or whoever that magic man above the sky is," ghe said as he laid another cold stare unto her.
Then Cark saith aback, according to Jesus Christ the Saint himself, "I-I am the uh, harbinger of the cumming of Christ. And I… I mean, I-I, I s-shall bring the heavy truwuths of Christ to this world." Zhe noticed the guard's eyebrows crinkling further inward, then saith, "pwease don't shuwut me u-uuh-uwuh…" as zhe felt threatened by the mere threatening facial expressions.
Then tilted ghis headth thee guard as ghe uttered, "Do you need a psychiatrist with that kind of mouth? It's sometimes useful to get off that horse's saddle," untwisting ghis frown as ghe smirked.
"Y-you will see what I mean later. But now, take my word for it." Then what was behind zher was a virtual hyperreality headset sitting on top of the officer's desk. Cark took a brief glance on it, and saw a group of seemingly feminine catmen thrusting veirm doodle doos in a arosexual-ace quadragendered scalie's cut in the middle of the knuckle. Then questioned the femboy cat "Why do you have p*rn running in your… uhh, whatever it's called. You shouldn't be watching that, right?
Then another guard picking up the conversation hath saith, "Let people enjoy things" in a raspy, congested tone of voice, fixing his oily pink hair as the pallid flabs on his belly skin wobbled around joyfully has he unmolded his thicc baggy ass away from his office chair as he repositioned the seat. Cark overheard his psuedo-philosophical adages as zhe turns around. His malaria-infested flesh of his head blocking the screen as Cark noticed something suspicious on his monitor. A bunch of multidiversal-colored ponies placing their doodles unto neon-blue rainbow haired ponies is what captured that shiny glance of zhers.
"Let people… enjoy, things?" muttered as Cark wrenched a frown. Zhe noticed the gay nazi flag symbol on the back of his custom yet multicolorful neon pony-themed t-shirt, which words shouted "PROUD BRONY!" Cark's dainty paws tiptoed a few steps, yet zis muzzle grasped the musking smell resembling a blend of rotten corn chips and broccoli breath that have been crushed by a 5 year old's sweaty toes that had not been washed for 56 days, as if the watermelon-scented soap hath stood in the bathroom for 35 years untouched which now smells like rotten eggs and cheese, to which Cark wrenched a wince from the reeking stench.
"W-why does he smell so bad?" Cark saith to the guard next to zim.
"I'M NOT A HE! IM A EIUSDEM/EIUSDEIRS!" saith the man as his floppy fat ass angrily ejected from eius chair, and with the baggy pockets of cellulite molded within his greasy massive thicc thighs draping towards the floor, "RESPECT MY PRONOUNS, OR YOU WILL RECEIVE A PENALTY ON YOUR RECORD!" shouted the mæn. Eius reeking smell of 9 year old sardines permeated the whole room just as eius hath stood up. Then, eius eyes suddenly was glued staring at Cark's massive furry thighs, as eius started to magically appreciate the fine curves from zher wide hips which projected those wider thighs that were noticeably thiccer than zher waist, as eius crinkles untwined and softened into a face of mercy, and a plea of innocence.
"W-what are you looking at?" Cark stared eius back in confusion.
Eius, as if eius hath bychance saw a goddess appearing within a meter in front of eius, started to approach zher closer with those miring oculi of eius, with eyes locked between zher wide hips, chiseled paws, and soft facial features. Much to zher enticement which zhe was not aware of, eius mouth even started to pop open, and heaved a greasy breath as his mouth stood gaped, so gaped to the point that his jaw dropped to the floor. Eius breath swiftly passed towards zher whiskers, resembling a blend of mustard celery and gunky dragon breath. "Mmhmghmmgm," eius moaned, eius breath patterns intensifying, "o-oh my," he mustered up the tone of his raspy voice, "hmhgngh, G-g-SCIENCE!!!!" Eius then screamed to the top of his lungs, almost as if eius hath merely believed that a God apparently exists, as if he senth such a goddess down to the physical universe, as eius underwear started to bulge like a spike, yet that of a newborn porcupine's quill. Eius mustered his courage, and scurried towards eius crush, b-but Cark gracefully dashed away from his approach.
Shortly, Cark was entangled by a whip o' cream - specifically a glowing nanotube string leaving zher limbs confined against her body. "P-pwease Jesuwus," Cark muttered softly, then Jesus made her thighs slightly thicker - in terms of juice content. Nobody seemed to notice it due to zher furs covering zher shanks. As Cark's hips and thighs widened the strings snapped into two, leaving the guards speechless, for they recognized zher a beast of many inmates, albeit a cute one.
"T-this is thanks to the power of Jesuwus, uwu" zhe muttered noticing zher thighs widening up, whipping zher tail upwards as it leaped overhead in pure happiness.
Then with a straightforward voice, "Shoot whoever that beast is," the guard ordered.
"What beast? I don't see a beast," eius saith as eius' eyes rolled up in confusion; eius even hit himself, for ergo he is the beast himself, to which Cark laughed in a high pitched voice.
"Fine, then I shall do as I should do," saith as he kept his straightforward tone. He pulled his gun as he aimed the gun towards zher.
"D-don't shoot me, pwease no!" Cark gracefully scurried towards a wall of one of the cells. Scared, zhe even called Christ. Shots were fired, yet it appeared that the guard was shooting a wall, though repeatedly - almost with intention, as the reinforced armor of the walls was slowly being torn off by the projectiles of the gun.
Cark peeped in where zhe previously was at, and watched in anxiety just as the guard stopped shooting. His face twisted with his lips cringing, he aimlessly wandered around the room, as if the person whom he was looking for had vanished completely. One of the inmates called Cark for a fun time, but such a bizarre scene had lured them in for a fun watch.
"What the hell are you doing?" Eius saith and stared at the clueless guard cluelessly!
"Why is he shooting a wall?" Cark saith.
"Sh be quiet," the inmates ordered trying to cut zher off.
Then he stopped shooting his gun, realizing he forgor where the cat hath gone. His face crinkled in such awkwardness, worse did he feel any shame for the damages in the property he hath done. "I don't rember where he was, help me find that cat!" Shouted the guard.
The other guard then wobbled back to eius chair, and popped the surveillance window. However, no sign of Cark seems to be found. The guard calleth the other guards, then mentioned that "a cat was missing", but never hath eius bothered to specify the name, nor specific characteristics, as his eyes rolled when these questions were asked to eiusdem, and for he floundered as he did not kept his stance against the rushing streams that is basic tasks.
Meanwhile as Cark was pulled back to zher cell by zher inmate, zhe sighed in sheer relief, knowing that this is under the master plan of Jesus. "O sovereign Jesus-kun, humiliter semper tibi et operibus tuis sanctis grata, enim mihi est munus tibi gratias dare, domine" Cark overflowed by zher maudlin pritheed in zher sheer gratefulness, lest zhe suffereth under zher vices nor shall zhe be subdued by the snake in the fruit. Cark then notified all of the inmates, as shall they gather under zher speech, or is it really zhers? As Jesus gaveth zher the speech.
"N-now I shall make an exodus for these people who hath fallen victim under the so called justice law, as senpai Iesus-kun allows them that shallt-t-th they followth thee right ways," Cark saith as zhe delivered. Almost all of the inmates clapped as they praised the Lord along with Cark, yet some straight out lusted for her thicc gams and soft fur, judging by their laser-focused eyes. The others viewed Cark as suspicious for he came in as a different creature among the humans; their eyebrows subtly wrenched inward. However Cark knew that "thou shallth expect betrayers or impostors among us, for a true disciple is to devote his life into God, even if it disagrees against theirself. Shall they embraceth God's truth, nor question among their own ego, else they shallth be seen as impostors within the dome of Christianity without committing to his will of God" as Jesus hath saith to Cark.
Then Cark delivered zher final word from Jesus himself, saying "Thou shall expect a great rumbling to cum within thy prisons, then a great door shall open as you roam towards God's light. Shall the undeserved wander among us, but trip in theirselves unto the nails or tacks for his own sinnings, for whoever refuses to follow God's words is easily twistable under men of evil intent". Without a stutter under God's blessings. Then the inmates clapped again with great joy, as the night hath curtained in without the worries of the future clouding their optimism.
Then, they woke up into a great rumble. Then it was the day that it hath cummed. Streaks of rain showering down like hard tacks. Among the window was a black storm brewing up the whole sky, as if the storm shifted a bright day into the night. Though it was at the time the sun hath rosen.
A moment later a lightning flashed as bright as the sun, ending with a crackling thunderstorm that deafened every ear for a mere half minute. The whole ground began to shaketh from the force of the lightning. With every wall and ceiling cracking apart, yet worry not, for Cark managed to not get zherself hit by the dancing debris, yet let alone the musky dusty air robbing zher each breath.
Cark called all zher inmates as her sixth sense eagerly gave zher the knowledge where to go. And so with the great rumble happening, Cark hath led all the prisoners into a gap among the walls, as everyone hath cummed out without a bruise. With no signs of the earthquake abating, the ground hath ripped itself open surrounding the prisons, as Cark ordered them to step away from the opening chasms. Then as the inmates prayed for mercy, Jesus provided them ground to stand, for every footstep printed shall pave the way for unshaken grounds, for the dark clouds will show the path of Jesus with raindrops steering clear of His road, as Cark printed pawprints for every step zhe planted and for wherever zher group follows. Shall other buildings collapse, their rubbles redirected themselves lest they collide against any of the inmates.
Then Jesus made the air cavort among the skyquakes as the clouds crash unto the ground, lest helicopters or drones shall raven towards them for their surveillances. The earthquakes then spread miles surrounding the city like a nuclear bomb's shockwave. Insofar as Cark hath ran along with zher followers, zhe saw some of the inmates tripping over the debris. Yet shall they bother not, for they were impostors among them. Those who are deemed to be true followers shall stand erect within the waves of hardships.
"C-cum to me, for I will lewd you into thy temple of redemptiowon. F-for shall you be bereaved not, as God shall call upon the dead, and as you speak to them shall you confess thy sins you have committed in the past." Cark saith, and whipped upward zher tail. Zhe turned back towards where zhe was going, as the inmates made trundles through the rubbles.
Though hath Cark felt that zher inmates were of without fare in their bellies, seeing that they hath been walking like zombies. Luckily bychance a loaf of bread stuck into zher pocket. To whom God hath saith, "spread thy bread unto the inmates, and their hunger shall cease as long as months. However, true followers shall go never hungry in their lifetime, as long shall they follow the words of me." Then Cark shared zher loaf, as it cloned in its original position every time zhe gave her fare to the inmates. One loaf each, then hunger shall scurry away as it searches for the greedy for a month.
Then Jesus hath leadth zher the way onto the temple, though guaranteed it was a rough trip, and it was till the sunset the earthquake and the storm hath ceased, with every building broken as mountains of debris clump up on the way to the temple. Cark led them the way from the remnants of the city then upwards the hills, climbing up the mountains then unto what seemed to be a large wall.
Within a wall was a set of buildings mixed with unbaked mudbricks and sandstone, and what was in the middle of the precincts is that building they hath expected for. Cark entered the temple; it was of a blend of calcite, gold, and sandstone, in the middle of a temperate yet meadowly hills. Inside the temple was a set of coffins. Then Cark ordered zher followers to kneel at the coffins, as they pray for the dead to rise as they speak. "T-these people, uh, are your families," Cark saith in an awkward high pitched tone, as if these followers didn't know in their lifetime. They cringed from zher cat-like voice, but nevertheless followed zher words.
Then they chanted and calleth their family names, as they have recollected every prayer in their heads, and for a moment stopped, but the walls of the temple hath bounced their echoes from pockets of air to air. As the echoes within the temple grew louder, every soul hath began to rise from the coffin as translucent spirits, and their bodies slowly solidified into mere physical bodies. Then the souls cum cleansed, with every speck of dirt purified from the temple's light, as they step out of the coffin fulfilling the bereaved with relish, and love.
Cark then saw how desperate they were, as they were raven for shedding their longing loneliness, which in result zhe shed a femboy tear which rolled all the way from her eyes to chin, then to zher thicc thighs as it absorbed within zher fur, making the thighs thiccer.
Then Jesus declared that the questh of zhers hath been completed, and Cark shall be free to exit thee temple, with respects to the followers' privacy.
Zhe went outside to see the storm and earthquakes completely subsided within the overview, and was met with an orange sky with bright sun rays wishing hope upon zher. Yet despite this, Cark felt a foreboding presence within zher soul, which took possession of her whole body as zhe exited the temple and off the walls. Then for the first time zhe felt that Jesus was misleading zher, and furthermore dubious for his actions. Shall no external source manipulate zher soul, yet the feeling grew so strong, almost as if the holy spirit was trying to push itself away from zher.
A light, which is set aside from the sun rays, then shineth uponth zher body, as zhe saith "J-jesuwus-kun, w-why am I… feeling like this," as zhe try to shiver the forebodings off zher soul. Zher ears start to pick up the faint rolling tracks as it accumulated the white noise, yet there was no source that caused these noises. Shortly, zher arms then twisted behind zher back, paws wrapped together tightly like knots. Zhe attempted to darth zher head to see what unusual was going on, but the head of zhers was even paralyzed. Cark heard a machine abrading its metals against itself inches away from her ear, then within a split second, a light from the sun calleth upon zher.
