-1Hello my fellow weirdos! This is a oneshot about everyone's favorite fruitcake!!!!! YAY!
DISCLAIMER: I Do NOT own any of the InuYasha or Tsubasa people so don't sue me.
The 50 Year Old Virgin Promo
Announcer: This summer -coolsoundeffects- If you loved "The 40 Year Old Virgin" -moresoundeffects- You will love -boomboom-
InuYasha: Whoawhoawhoa! Hold the phone! Whats this about a "50 Year old Virgin"?
Krazi: Cut! What is it now, InuYasha?
Inu: If you recall, I was pinned to a fucking tree for 50 fucking years! So you shouldn't make fun of me!
Krazi: This parody is about Naraku, you fuckhead!
Inu: …..Shit
-50 Year Old Virgin Take 2-
Announcer: This summ-
Naraku: -Runs out of dressing room, naked- Where'd my dick go?!?!
Krazi: Naraku
Naraku: Huh?
Krazi: You never had one, dumbass
Naraku: ….Oh yeah -goes back to dressing room-
Krazi: -sigh-
-Take 57-
Announcer: This-
Naraku: MY HAIR!!!! MY HAIR IS PINK!!!
Krazi: That's because I painted it in the last parody, dimwad
Naraku: …….Oh yeah
Announcer: I quit!
Krazi: NO!!! Come back! …..Oh fuck this! C'mere Kouga! I need a good fuck!!!
-Epilouge-
All the readers who read this now have blood shooting from their eyes and have brain tumors
Because of this pointless and retarded parody
Yay the end is here. Later!