Hey Guys! It's-a mee Sol-Ratcht! Ummm…yeah, well yeah it's me Sol-Ratcht and here I am too bring you with one of my new teams…..sniff sniff…I am so proud and nervous to introduce The Galaxy Police…..Now, the whole "Galaxy Police" thing was not originally my idea, it really came off of one of my all-time favorite anime, The Tenchi Muyo OVA series. (Watch it, it's really good) But the characters are all mine, mine, MINE! (XD) Yes, the Galaxy Police Lylatian Subdivision is my rendition of the original concept of Galaxy Police. Okay okay….enough history about that…..on with the chapter!
The Misunderstood Asylum
By: Sol-Ratcht Saporro
Enter Galaxy Police Lylat Subdivision
The Galaxy Police, not your everyday humdrum enforcement squad. They are prestigious as the Secret Service yet as down to earth as your local police. The Galaxy Police Squadron looks out for each system in the whole Milky Way Galaxy. But now, let's focus on Lylat's very own Galaxy Police Subdivision Headquarters. Here we meet a team of four officers who are related to the previous two teams mentioned. Here's a short bio on each member:
Rollinda Quentin Hare
Species: Rabbit
Age:20
Blood type: AB-
Relation: Peppy Hare's Niece
Precinct: Cornerian City-Downtown
Rank: 1st Class Detective
Bio: Overzealous with work and promotions, this girl is a highly skilled field agent, excelling in stealth, martial arts and weaponry skills. She was recruited at age 16 and has been faithfully working at her precinct ever since. Her recent target, Mr. Wolf O' Donnell has been her newest assignment. Unfortunately for him, she has never failed her assignment. ANY OF THEM.
A'Lou O'Donnell
Species: Wolf
Age: 22
Blood Type: B+
Relation: Wolf O' Donnell's younger sister
Precinct: Fortunian Badlands
Rank: Special Class Detective
Bio: Very calm and sullen, A'Lou is very strategic in her missions. She's an ace when it comes to negotiating. She's devoted to protecting the O'Donnell name from anyone no matter what the outcome is. She looks out for herself though…..and she's got the good genes from her mom and pop. (In Laymen's terms she's a cutie for most of the boys) She, like Rollinda, excels at Tae Kwon Do to the maximum degree at Black Belt in two variations. She's very good at operating namely any type of vehicle especially ones that dwell on land (cars and motorcycles)
Ace Lombardi
Species: Falcon
Age: 27
Blood Type: A-
Relation: Falco's Older Brother
Precinct: Cornerian Badlands
Rank: Special Class Detective
Bio: Always a big brother and the "favorite" out of the two siblings, Ace is an Ace of the Deck. He's more of the flight type of avian and he has a good range of shot motion (Good Sharpshooter). He has worked as Rollinda's mentor and partner for a numerous amount of times. He always hears about his ragtag brother and his gang getting some kinda recognition and vice versa. He's like A'Lou, laid back and down to earth type of guy and he like to compete with his favorite little brother
Sarge Saporro
Species: Bat
Age: 27
Blood Type: O-
Relation: Sol-Ratcht's (The actual character) Older Sister and Wolf's good friend and ex-comrade
Precinct: Macbeth Supply Depot
Rank: Special Class Detective Captain
Bio: Ever since the big Androssian Era, Macbeth has been one of the prime planets under lock and key. In Sarge Saporro's home planet, she has been entrusted with great pride to prevent anything else that appears to be brewing up in Macbeth. She is the diamond in the rough of that area and her greatest strength lies in her gunslinger skills. She wields guns from, magnums to assault rifles to grenade launchers. She worked with them all and has the best experience out of the three mentioned beforehand with her perfected aim. It's true she led a life of crime with the villain Wolf O' Donnell and she had the "Good Samaritan" attitude she turned herself in and has been in cooperation with the Galaxy Police since five years. She's A'Lou's ever-loving mentor and very moral with things. She is as fair gets and she doesn't want to get physical unless she has to.
Now that the little introduction is over with, read their "supposed" tale of woe……Please? It's funny…. I promise! Galaxy Police NarrativeLocation: Rollinda's House in Corneria City. A nice upbeat location with good vibes
Rollinda Hare watched the Cornerian Television Network in her nice posh living room in disbelief as to what was being displayed. Her heart nearly ripped apart at the vulgarity of this program. She listened tentatively as the TV sounded loud:
Bad cops, Bad CopsBad cops, bad cops
Cornerian cops are on the take
But what do you expect with the money they make
Whether in a car or on de horse
They don't mind using excessive force
Bad Cops, Bad Cops
Bad Cops, Bad Cops
The announcer said, "Today on Bad Cops, Chief Hapalan and his dusty force try to catch a drug ringer. The only problem is….were they on the drugs themselves before making this bust? AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Oh Boy, another note-worthy screw up from my old boss……I am SO glad I was promoted to Galaxy Police…..I would've committed suicide if I was on that show." Rollinda sighed to herself and kept watching her Television.
The large and plump rabbit named Marshal Hapalan was now show-cased as he signaled his tank operator to plow through the door of the unsuspecting criminal's house.
"All right boys, move on in." Hapalan threw his hand in the direction of his house and the S.W.A.T tank rushed the door. An old little raccoon lady came out with her cane and all, near tears as her door was pushed right through the frame and considered useless.
"Wh-what did you do?" The lady trembled in fear and worry "I never committed a crime….why did you do this? I am only an old little lady."
"Huh?" The chief scratched his head "Isn't this 4471 138th NW Carpel Street?" He looked at the paper
"N-no….that's next door." The camera paned over to a house that had marijuana leaves covered like moss on the house and a whole bunch of crack pipes that was shaped into a flower. Smoke was also leaving the house but there was no trace of fire or no chimney for that matter.
The garage door opens up and a black sports car backs up and a tall badger peeks his head out and mocks the Cornerian Police force by saying, "HAHAHAHAH! Close but no doughnut cops!" Then he speeds off.
Hapalan got on his dispatcher radio and yells, "Suspect has just left the house and he is heading towards………ummm…you know that place that sells chili. SUSPECT is HATLESS, I repeat SUSPECT IS HATLESS. Over."
"Aye…." Rollinda sighed, "I don't see how Hapalan is even making end's meat…. Oh well…." She turns off her TV with the remote and gets up to fix herself some tea to drink.
BRRRRING BRRRRRRING The phone rang.
Rollinda's policy, you always pick up on the second ring. "Hello?" She answered
"Yes Rollinda? It's Chief from Galaxy Police Cornerian Division. How are you?"
"Good, sir and you?"
"Can't complain here at the office. Doing a whole buncha meaningless work that supposed to make me more the important guy."
"Oh I see. Is there a particular reason why you called sir?"
"Yeah…..two things. First, The Headquarters for the Lylat system needs to see you as soon as possible. They want to assign you to a special mission along with your partner stationed partner Ace."
"Really? That's great! I will be ready as soon as we hang up!" Rollinda was full of excitement
"Yes it is. I am very happy for you. As for the second thing……."
"Yes Chief?"
"What color panties are you wearing?"
"Huh? WHAT?"
"You heard me….WHAT COLOR PANTIES DO YOU HAVE ON!"
"Chief…..I am going to hang up now……and pray for you."
"Ahhhh! You don't have any on do you….? You are such a turn-on…..do you know that?" Rollinda's chief sounding way too excited for his own good
"Good bye sir….."
"W-wai…." CLICK!
Rollinda bumped into her wall to release her control cube from her tail (A Control Cube is the main function center for all Galaxy Police members. It has several functions including transformations, weapon holding, transportation from the regular world into the reverse world and disguising.) Then with quick fidgeting she got out of her house clothes and into her Galaxy Police uniform with a flash. As she proceeded to head out the door, the telephone rang again.
She picked it up and answered politely, "Good morning, this is Rollinda Hare speaking how may I help you?"
"Come on baby, don't be shy just tell me what kinda underwear are you wearing huh?" The Chief pestered her again "Or what style they are hmmmmm? Are they bikini or thong type huh? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr…..you always were the dashing type…… Or was that my wife? Oh well!" ( : ) )
"Chief, I gotta run. Why don't you go look at some voyeur cameras instead of bothering me?"
"Hmmmm…..good idea. I'll do that. Later, Roll."
"Yeah okay bye." She hung up with frustration What an infidel and a horny one at that. That old fox needs to get a life.
Rollinda got out of the house and got into her Gunner- XG 1 (That's a standard Galaxy police flying vessel that can be used for fighting. Upgrades are very plentiful being that this was the first model ever made in the starting of the business.) and took off into space. The Lylat system's GP main headquarters are located in the Meteo Asteroid field. ( What a place to put it……) So she didn't have too much of a struggle when arriving there. When she had docked into the station and took the elevator up to the level two floor.
"Wow! This place gets more and more extravagant each day! I hope to work here soon. –sigh- That is the good life." Rollinda's aspirations caught up to her.
A female robot voice sounded over the speaker DING! Second floor destination achieved thank you for riding me .It was a great pleasure and I hope to see you soon Galaxy Police member……
"Somebody needs to change that departure message……it doesn't sound right on several occasions." Rollinda got off the elevator and walked down the hallway. This is where the Chief of ALL precincts and his hand-selected assistants work. So, the hallway is set up 5 assistants to each side and the Chief of Lylat system subdivision is at the head of the hallway.
Rollinda walked down the path like she was at a museum or something…… "Oooh! That is so cool! Wow! How neat is that painting. This whole architecture is astounding……"
"So why don't you take some pictures? You sound like a tourist. Besides, haven't you been here?" Her partner came through the elevator.
"Hi, Ace! No not the second floor……I find this so cool!" Rollinda giggled.
"Ummmmm…Rollinda you know that you could just take the elevator out of your own free will to the second floor?"
"NO! It's best and polite to be summoned before you are able to come here. Not just show up out of the old blue."
"Okay, well…..that only goes for the third floor because that's where the Grand Marshall resides. Isn't first floor cooler? I mean you have a training facility, restaurant, weapons shop…..?"
"Yeah, yeah…..but I was trying to be all loud so that if the chief heard me he would say I have good taste and could easily get a promotion here.Heheheheh……" Rollinda commented quietly to her avian comrade
"Ohhh, boy. You still hung over about Promotions huh?"
"You damn skippy I am……I wanna work at something better than 1st Class Detective and I feel that my time is soon coming up."
"Okay, sweetness but first we gotta see about this mission first." Ace continued to head towards the Chief's office.
"Yeah, okay, wait up Partner!" Rollinda ran right behind him
They finally arrived at the office and the chief was already explaining the details to a young (around Rollinda's age) gray wolf girl and a bat woman who looked 25 but could pass for 30 if she pushed it. They were sitting attentively and nodded their heads when ever the chief would ask them a question. Then the chief saw Rollinda and Ace walk through the door and said "Ahhhh! Here they are…..Ladies…..meet Rollinda Hare and Ace Lombardi. All of you will act as a team for the Galaxy Police Lylat division."
"Oh Hello everyone." Rollinda waved with a anime sweat mark coming from the back of her head then she continued "Chief ummmm…..act as a team for what?"
"The contest at Corneria of course."
"What? Wait wait wait…..don't tell me that's the mission….." The chief nodded his head in agreement "OH NOOO CHIEF! I thought it was really big assignment. You know like bust O'Donnell at his hideout if I ever get to interrogate that sucker Andross."
The gray wolf girl shot a brow at Rollinda and started to talk, "Well, you don't have to worry about that. Wolf is MY concern now……Just thank the chief and get ready to pack. We'll meet at your place in two days from now and we will just take it from there."
"What do mean "My concern"? I had been assigned this collar and he is my concern. (A collar is a criminal) And who do you think you are giving me orders? I oughta ram my foot up your ass…….tch…you aren't even my superior and you think you're running things here….well missy you got another thing coming your way."
"My name is A'Lou O'Donnell and I am at a Special Class Rank…..so….hmmm….I guess that does make me your superior and if you talk to me like that again…..you'll have plenty more coming your way including the foot up YOUR ass. Got me kid?"
"Hmph….yes, ma'am…."
"Good." A'Lou got up to shake Ace's hand "Hey, My name's A'Lou what's yours?"
"It's Ace….."
"Good to meet you Ace. This is my partner and mentor Sarge Saporro." The bat woman got up and shook both Ace and Rollinda's hands
"Good to meet you two…..A'Lou, you forgot your manners, shake your new partner's hand."
"But ma'am….I just did." Referring to Ace
"I meant Rollinda too…." Sarge said
"I don't want to….hmph…" A'Lou whined in front of everyone
"You'll do as I say….NOW!" Sarge stomped on her foot really hard
"Aiie!" A'Lou yelped and limped one step over to shake Rollinda's hand "Pleased to meet you….." She muttered under her breath
"What? Why Mrs. O'Donnell I can't hear yooouu….." ( : p)
"Mrs…? What the fuck? I'm not married to him….I'm his sister."
"Oh, sorry…..I meant Miss. O'Donnell. Miss O'Donnell I can't hear yoouu….."
"PLEASED….TO MEEET YOU…….." A'Lou got more flustered and crunched Rollinda's hand instead of a friendly handshake
"Heh-heh….vice versa." Damn, this girl has a helluva grip…..it's almost hurting me…….I wonder if she's really a he…..?
The chief saw the hostility between Rollinda and A'Lou so he decided to butt in, " Well, I am glad all of you met, but A'Lou and Sarge could you please leave the floor so that I can fill these two in on the mission?"
"Yes, sir!" They said loud and clear with a salute. Then they walked off into the hallway to reach the elevator
Upon arrival A'Lou was very pissed and she was getting all moody and such "Tch…..cocky-ass, Trix, Energizer bunny reject……I can't stand her…..Sarge why do we even have to work with her?" A'Lou asked her partner
"Well, sometimes they don't give you the best tricks of the trade so you gotta work with what they give you."
"Tch….yeah, well…..I can't wait to see what happens when the Chief gives her the news about her active duty……"
A few moments later an incoherent scream is heard, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
"Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh…….Okay Sarge I am ready to go to the first floor now……"
Back at the Chief's office"What do you mean I am off duty? How can I be apart of this mission let alone catch O'Donnell?"
"Well Ms. O'Donnell, will take care of that collar for you…..this is more of a vacation than an assignment….don't you think?"
Rollinda's eyes turned blood red and her teeth grew razor sharp"I DON'T WANT A FUCKING VACATION…..I WANT TO THROW THAT DAMN O'DONNELL IN JAIL!"
"-gulp- Which one?" Ace asked her
She quickly turned her head to Ace and said "BOTH OF THEM…..I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"
The Chief tried to console the wild and berserk agent "Ah…eheheheh…well…umm….I am just telling you to take it easy….you know? You work to much…..I want you to relax and stuff…you…know…." Oh shit…..she's going to murder me……
Heavy breathing accompanied her rage and Ace scurried out of the chair next to hers. She then said, " LOOK HERE…..I DON'T WANT TO RELAX…..I WANT MY GODDAMN COLLAR BACK NOOOOW! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She jumped on the chief and choked the living shit out of him.
The chief managed to get out of his mouth…… "Ace….the tranquilizer gun……ack..ack….ooh….use…it…."
Ace got the tranquilizer gun out of a glass casing and aimed it right on her butt. Pyoom! Pyoom! (My sound for the tranquilizer…..weird huh?) Ace shot two darts right on her left butt cheek. "Huh?" It seems that wasn't enough so he loaded up two more…..Pyoom! Pyoom! Then he loaded up two more and shot her on the right butt cheek Pyoom! Pyoom! Six tranquilizer darts were in her ass already and she was still choking the shit out of him
"Ack….ack….Ace….hurry….up….and….shoot….her….already….I am…….going to…..pass….out…." The chief panicked as Rollinda started foaming at the mouth
"Oh for fuck's sake……" Ace cursed as he walked to face the direction that Rollinda was facing in and he shot a dart right in her forehead. She loosed her grip and her eyes fluttered and she immediately fell into the man's chest.
"-cough, cough- Thank you Ace, if it wasn't for your quick thinking, she could've killed me…..Anyways, you both will take this vacation won't you?" He pleaded
"Yeah, we need one…..it seems like I always have to force her to take vacations…..maybe if I danced around the truth that Wolf was still her collar…..she'd be more than happy to go." Ace thought about it carefully
"Good luck with that one….." The chief looked over at the subdued rabbit "If she found out the truth…..I'll make a special honor for you at your funeral."
"Ummmm….oookay….so, chief….I have a question."
"Yeah….shoot."
"Why do you have a tranquilizer gun in your office?"
"For situations like these my fellow officer…..A rabid officer on the loose or a female PMS-ing……I always come prepared….." ( : ) )
"But…Rollinda has all her vaccinations and she doesn't PMS….she's too young for that. Anyways….."
"Well…..as a generalization….for all the looney tunes who try and attack me……"
"Oh…." Ace said "Well, I guess we'll get ready then….."
"Yeah, the vacation starts in two days…..there'll be a shuttle to pick you guys up at Rollinda's place and take you to the meet and great area. Have a great time dectective…."
"Yeah, thanks…..well chief….Ugh…" Ace heaved his partner over the shoulder and proceeded to walk out "We'll keep in touch."
"Do that."
Ace walked out with Rollinda over his shoulder, poor thing was still foaming at the mouth and her eyes were out of sync with her brain (). Ace backtracked the hallway and got on the elevator to rendezvous with the other two ladies.
First Floor RestaurantThe female robotized voice chirped again DING! First Floor destination achieved…..How about riding me again big boy? And I am not talking about a simple elevator ride….RRRROWW! Come see me soon…. I'll be waiting for you…..Heheeheh…
"(O.O)….ummm…okay…bye…" Ace choked under his breath
He spotted Sarge and A'Lou eating at the restaurant and he called out to the both of them, "Sarge, A'Lou! Heeeey! It's me!"
A'Lou flicked her ears in response of the sound and turned around to see Ace and a big ass decorated with darts on his shoulder, "Hey, Ace we're over here! Come over here!" A'Lou signaled for Ace to walk over here with her hand
Ace pushed past all the furs with uniforms on as he heard a constant, "Ow!", "Hey Watch it!", "Ace, you dirty dog, I didn't know you rolled like that." And "Ooh! What a nice arse the wee one got on her."
Ace finally made it towards the restaurant with panting, "Whew…..finally made it…." He put the sluggish girl on one chair and he sat in the next available one
A'Lou noticed how horrible Rollinda looked and said, "Whoa….she took the news well…."
"Huh? You eavesdropped on us?" Ace asked a little concerned
"No, he told us in advance. We're on duty so, he said it was best to know your status too."
"Oh….so what is this thing all about?" Ace started to ask
"Well" Sarge started "We don't know much it's just that the contest is in Corneria and it's worth 10,000,000 Venomian units."
"What? What do we have to do?"
A'Lou then said, "That's what we're not sure about Ace…we'll find out in two days though…..we are all going to meet at Rollinda's place and a shuttle will pick us up. So be ready okay?"
"Gotcha." Ace nodded his head.
"Okay cool! Well I have to go make a call so if you'll excuse me….." A'Lou got up from her chair and proceeded to leave the restaurant
"Oh! A'Lou wait!" Ace got up leaving Sarge and Rollinda behind
"Huh! Ummm…yeah! What's up?"
"I am going to kinda tell Rollinda that you are going to give up Wolf as you collar to her so she could come okay….?"
"WHAT? Hell the fuck no…..he's my collar…why should I?"
"Okay think of it this way…..She's all happy then she'll get eager to kick his ass to a bloody pulp all for you….Bada bing bada boom….all you hafta do is read him his rights book em and you get the credit and Rollinda thought she did something too."
"Ooooh! Not a bad idea Lombardi…..I like the way you think…..Sure, I'm game…."
"Thanks….well see you in two days!" Oh Boy when Roll finds out….she is going to KICK my ass…..Ace you've really done it now….
"Yeah see ya!" A'Lou continued off to where she was going "Hmmmm…..I better meet up with that dork Sandoffsky to see if my big brother took the bait." She walked off into a back lair behind the weapon shop. There was a metal door that has to be lifted upward in order for her to get into Sandoffsky's lair……
"Hey Sandoff…..open up it's me…." A'Lou banged on the door. "Come on, Come on, Come on……"
"Okay, Okay….justh, wait a minit." He came out the same dorky, Andross but without glasses and in a Galaxy Police uniform.
"Sandoffsky….drop that damn lisp already. I don't want you to get to into character."
"Ahem….okay okay….so what did you want?"
"Umm..Hello? The fucking results of Star Wolf, what else?"
"Oh yeah, they took the bait. Expect them to be there in two days."
"Good. I'll put in a word for you for the superiors. So that you can be head of the espionage."
"Oh Thank A'Lou! I mean Ma'am….Thank you, thank you thank you thank you…..Muah!" He bows to her and kisses her hand
"It's okay it's okay……" A'Lou pulled her hand away from Sandoffsky, "Just be on the lookout for me okay?"
"O-Okay."
"Later."
"Good bye Ms. O'Donnell."
A'Lou made her pace back to the restaurant and thought Man….Sandoffsky is almost like a spittin image of Andross in his earlier years………Oh, I guess I'll do the good deed by mentioning his name towards the espionage wing. He'd take over that place. As for Wolf, I guess I'll unleash the She-Hulk on him. She looks like a fighter. I just can't stand her funky ass attitude. I'll get to know both her and Ace and give them both a shot. Ace is already on my good side but that Rollinda…..she better work a little harder to be on my good side.
A'Lou finally arrived back at the restaurant and she met back with Ace, Sarge and Rollinda, finally conscious.
"So, guys…..in two days Rollinda's pad?"
"Yup!" Ace said trying to give his groggy partner some Aspirin
"Ow…..okay. But no more yelling….I feel so wasted….." Rollinda added in
"Well, I gotta get going, nice meeting you Ace and TAKE CARE ROLLINDA!" A'Lou yelled right in the rabbit's face
"Ow!" That bitch did that on purpose…….Ooooh….I am so getting even with her….. Rollinda snarled at the fleeting lupine
"Don't worry," Sarge said "She can be an ass sometimes. Anyways, see you in two days. Rollinda dear?"
"Yes, Captain?"
"Feel better okay?"
"Yes ma'am." Rollinda nodded her head and smiled
"Ace, you take care too okay? Gotta rest up so we can do our best."
"Yes ma'am!" Ace gave her a proper salute
"Oh and one other thing…." Sarge butted in "You don't have to be so formal with me okay! I just one of the regulars when it comes to that contest okay?"
"Okay." Both said so calmly
Sarge hinted a smile at both of them and left to catch up with her asswipe of a partner A'Lou.
"Sarge is so nice…..Why couldn't I be partnered up with someone like her?" Rollinda said all mushy
"Hey….I'm not a cool partner to hang with?"
"Oh…no no no….it's not like that it's just why does she have that bitch as a partner? Pfft….she deserves better."
"Well sometimes we all don't get the better hand of the deck so we just deal with what we got. Hey I had to for all these years I've been in the force."
"Oh….point well taken." Rollinda got up "Hey Ace I am going to go back to my house to pack up so…..I'll see you in two days okay?"
"Sure thing kid."
"Later….." Rollinda waved her hand at him very sluggish
"Okay, Later……" Ace saw her off.
As the pre-selected team for the Galaxy Police went off in their different directions, they were all anticipating the arrival of their main collar Wolf O' Donnell. Rollinda still needs a few anger management courses before dealing with A'Lou again and Ace needs make sure that he can borrow the tranquilizer gun from the chief if things get out of hand.
End Of Galaxy Police NarrativeSol-Ratcht's Commentary
Meh….that was kinda sorta a blah chapter…..Don't worry folks the craziness will pick up in the later chapters. I promise! Be on the lookout for my second new team called the Vice Girls. If you read my first fan fic, you know a little about them but I'll be more in detail in Chapter 4. Thank you everyone who reviewed my story thus far! Makes me soo happee! (XD) Okay, okay…..please review. All sorts of reviews are greatly appreciated.
Thanks again,
Sol
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